CHAPTER 4

DISCLAIMER! (also for last chapter): I don't own Naruto. never have, never will.

Wahoo! Chapter 4!

Sorry this chapter took me so long guys, my sense of time is really screwy and stuff, I didn't notice it had been 10 days

But yea. So my hand hurts...

I wrote this chapter out by hand because my muse always struck me away from the computer. 9 pages. -dies-

I hope you all enjoy it!

Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura. Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura. Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura. Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura. Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura. Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura. Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura.

The words echoed over and over in her head. Uchiha Sasuke... Uchiha Sasuke... UCHIHA SASUKE! Who the hell did Anko think she was kidding?

"Are you mad?" Sakura said, finally recovering from her small shock.

Anko rolled her eyes. "Whatever would give you that idea?" she said sarcastically.

Sakura looked annoyed. "Why in God's name would you pair me with HIM! Can't I refuse?"

"Sure you can. If you want to fail." The teacher shrugged. The answer was simple. Put up with your partner, or fail. Ahhhhh authority was sweet.

Sakura continued to look at her teacher in horror. "...Kidding. You have GOT to be kidding me!" the pink haired teen continued to try not to believe in this hell of a pairing. "I don't want to be married to that!" she insisted, pointed to Sasuke. His smirk fell to a grimace. That? That? He was not a that. He was a dead sexy beast, thank you very much.

Anko smirk continued. "You don't have to be married." she said coolly, earning a questioning look from Sakura. The classes sensei continued. "You don't have to be married...no! But! you DO have to be living together and sharing expenses. So if you aren't married then you've become knocked up by your boyfriend, had his child and been too stubborn to marry him. So now your the town hoe." finish with a sweet smile. How very Anko.

There was some sniggering a couple of seats away from her. Sakura whipped around to see the noise coming from no one other then...Sasuke! He smirked, realizing he had gained her attention, and nodded to her. "Hey honey. Whatcha making for dinner?" he drawled coolly.

She glared at him. She glared at the boy so hard that his ever-present smirk actually faltered for a second. Sakura turned away from him for a second, only to turn back to facing him, and a pencil hit Sasuke square in the middle of the forehead.

"Pompous ass!" were the only words uttered, and once again he could only see the back of a certain pink haired teens head. The same hairs on that head were separated when that same pencil hit her in the back of the head.

But that was not enough, oh no. Sasuke went and sealed his fate by uttering the words, "I want a boy out of that un-marrying hussy." 'Ahhhhhh retaliation is sweet.' He thought to himself.

Ahhhhhhhhis delusions. Oh how very screwed the poor boy was.

Slowly...slowly...Sakura turned to face him. "Say that...again." her eyes narrowed and her seething was obvious. She was looking at the boy so venomously that no one in that whole class would have been suprised if they found Sasuke's corpse floating in a river over the next few days.

Sasuke himself was actually beginning to realize he'd made a freaking HUGE mistake. He was actually paling a bit. He may not want to admit it...ever. But...he had gotten beat up by this chick, and he didn't doubt she HAD gone easy on him. Nor did he doubt that she could break any given number of his bones she liked for the comment just made.

Slightly nervous, he looked around to his friends. Pillars of support right? Yeah...pillars his ass. They, too, were looking at him in utter horror over what he had just said. The same look the rest of the class was giving him. These boys may not be very smart, or all that women savvy, but they knew damn well that you didn't say that sort of a thing to a girl. Any girl. Any at all. Much less one that could break your nose in six different places without even trying.

"Are you stupid!" Naruto hissed leaning over. "Sorry dude, but when she kicks your ass? Your on your own..." He leaned back away from the ebony haired Uchiha.

Sakura's death glare had not wavered even once, as she hatefully looked at the boy. The intensity of loathing that Sakura was looking at him was so strong it was almost disgusting. The only thought that was running through the young Haruno's head was how many ways there were to kill a person with classroom items. She was even trying to figure out how sharp a clipboard it would take to decapitate a person.

Anko watched this all, figuring this little game had gone far enough. She knew damn well how to pick on her students and get them all bothered and such, but she never ACTUALLY meant harm. This, on the other hand was different. It was practically bloodlust. Now, while the ignorant boy deserved whatever the hell Sakura was thinking of nothing like that was going to go on in her classroom on her time.

"AHEM!" she coughed loudly and slammed her tape dispenser/paper weight on her desk. She almost laughed when the whole class jumped in their seats and all eyes reverted back to her. Sakura turned her still angry gaze on Anko, only to be glared down after a bit. "Now then!" the teacher started, "Lets assign careers shall we?" there was some grumbling, and one 'ok', must she was mostly met with the blank stares of high school kids. "Alright. Lee!" she barked, "Your a Jazzercise instructor at the local park district." Temari snorted with laughter, while Ten Ten and Hinata tried to hold theirs in.

"Surprise surprise." Ino muttered. "Sensei gave him his dream job." and her and Sakura began to quietly cracked up. Sakura may be pissed yes, but Lee and Jazzercise just fit so perfectly together it was hysterical. No one paid attention to the fact Tori was a swim coach at the same place, Lee's job was far too entertaining.

Ino ended up being a Chef. Shikamaru was a banker. Ten Ten was a trainer at the local gym; Neji worked at a dojo. Hinata was a homemaker and Naruto worked in construction. Temari was the one and only widow of the group, for Anko was loath to give her a partner. She had been left vast amounts of money for her deceased husband, but still worked in a senior citizens home 4 days a week. Gaara and Aya were phone tellers. Kankuro worked in computer with Reika, who was still mad at him for not being Sasuke.

Once again, last but certainly not least it was time for Sasuke and Sakura's assigning.

"Alrighty Haruno. You're a lawyer in the most successful firms in the whole nation." in a way, this made Sakura feel a little better. She was the type of person who had most of her future laid in front of her as far as she could go, and being a lawyer was a top job. "And Uchiha. You just got fired from your job as high school janitor for being a lazy ass." Anko snapped, looking at him as if DARING him to say something contradicting his career failure.

Sakura on the other hand felt great. HA! Take that ass hole. You suck. She turned and stuck her tongue out at the boy. She may be some less angry because laughing at Lee had made he cool down a wee bit, but she still wanted to break one of his bones or something...Damn jerk. Call her a hussy will he! Well, Uchiha Sasuke, you are gonna rue the freaking DAY!

"Ahem!" Anko cleared her throat again. Each head turned to look at her practically in unison. Oh how she enjoyed their respect spawned from fear. She gestured to the table. "Your baby has it's name on it's car seat. Now! This baby is as much like a real baby as is possible. It is sensitive to touch because of censors all over it's body. It is as limp as a real baby. Also as heavy, and it has timers." she held up a bottle. "it will get 'hungry', and you give it this. It has a voice box. It has a recorder that activates as soon as something like babysitters or the like is talked about. This is your NEWBORN. There are not babysitters for newborns, I expect one of your pair to have it with you at all times."

"This thing will cry. It will scream. And it will do these loudly. Very loudly. For whatever its timer tells it to. Whether it wants to be held, or fed, or it's upset, or is just tired and you have to endure the screams til the timer is over. The censors on it will record any and every abuse. Drop it? And you failed. And that's it. Your lucky. One of the worst things about kids you got off without having to do. Diapers. Be pleased, worship me." she sniggered, joking entirely. A quick glance at the clock. 10 minutes left.

"Alright. Talk for a few minutes then come gets your babies, diaper bags, and packets which have your homework that you do over the course of the week, and your salaries." she waved her hand and turned around, as if dismissing their attention.

Within seconds all the girls were around Sakura once more. "Boy, you just can't get a break when it comes to him can you Sakura?" Ten Ten shook her head sympathetically at her friend.

"I know!" Sakura seethed. "He's got everyone in this place fixed or something. I just know it! Him and all that stupid cash." she scowled.

"Hey there now don't act as if your broke or something," Ino countered her "Your family is loaded girlie."

"So is yours."

"So are all of ours. We just don't get ours like Sasuke gets his. "Hinata pointed our, trying to take sides with them both. Hinata may not be horribly shy or constantly stutter anymore, but her still was Hinata. Confrontation would never be her thing. Of course, around Ino and Sakura is was practically unavoidable. They had to bicker. Oddly enough, it was one of the ways they stayed best friends.

Sakura glanced darkly at Sasuke, who was sullenly listening to his friends. At least THEY know he had said something wrong and bad. 'Stupid asshole...' Sakura thought to herself. 'Well...I just have yo grit my teeth and bear it don't I? Then...possibly get Anko fired for this stunt.' Except she knew damn well that she would never get Anko fired, no matter how pissed.

"Get your babies. Go." she ordered her students without even looking up from her magazine. Sakura stood and walked with her friends to the table. Tori, Aya and Reika were beside them. Only Aya and Reika gave Sakura glances of utter hatred. Tori was the type of girl who could admit Sasuke had looks, but that was it. She had a good boyfriend and was happy and would rather die then become a Sasuke fan girl. In fact it was Tori who handed Sakura her baby and bag.

"Here you go." she said, holding the car seat with the doll in it as well as the diaper bag out to Sakura.

"Thanks Tori. Good luck with the jazzerciser over there." she said, and winked at the ebony haired girl, who in turn laughed with her.

"Hee hee. Thanks, I'll defiantly need it. I dunno how my boyfriend is going to react to me being stuck with him all week." she rolled her eyes. "he'll probably ask why i brought home a large green bug." at this both girls cracked up, got their packets and then parted. Each to their own respective seats.

Sakura dumped everything on or next to her desk, wrote a couple of things on a scrap of paper and walked over to Sasuke.

"Okay, you." he cocked an eyebrow at her.

"Yes. me. What would you like wifey?"

She cringed at what he had called her. "Yea...no. Don't call me th--"

"Wifey."

"I said don--"

"Wifey."

"Why you--"

"Pretty wifey."

"UGH!" she slammed her hands down on his desk, in annoyance. "Listen here you half assed bastard!"

"Ohhhh checking me out from behind are we?"

Oh she could have run him through with something right then and there. Instead she let it go with clenched fists, and finished getting her point across. "Whatever. Just..." She slapped the piece of paper down on his desk. "My address, my phone number. Be at my house tomorrow at 1:00 in the afternoon. Can you do that? You have a car right?"

he continued to smirk. "And what if it's in the shop?"

"Frankly, i don't give a rats ass is it's in the shop, in your garage, or being pushed off a cliff. Just be there tomorrow." She didn't want to be doing this. She didn't want to give him access to her information like this, but she had no choice, and he knew it. he picked up the paper and looked at it.

"Nice handwriting there doll. Okay, 1:00 tomorrow it is. You keep that thing for tonight though." he referred to the baby. She nodded curtly, then spun on heel and stalked away. Two minutes later the bell rang and everyone shuffled out of the class. They were off to an...INTERESTING spring break.

Okay! Well that's done!

Hee hee I gave Sakura a killing intent. I loooooooooooooove screwing with these characters XP

Right, so, next chapter is 6 paragraphs written, and it will be following Sasuke and his side of the story for most of it.

Gonna try and finish it soon, thanks so much for reading!