Kakuzu rather liked his small lover as a cat, once the jingle-ball incident was over. She had been rubbing against him for the past thirty minutes, purring softly as he tenderly rubbed her ears.
Smirking he did the same notion to the base of her tail, the woman wriggling her behind in content and raising it high in the air…almost in a sluttish way.
He just had to do it since Kisame just did it to Lexy, earning the same reaction but it didn't surprise him with the teen, she was cat-like that anyway.
*Itachi went into the kitchen, claiming he was hungry as Sasori began his nap on his lover's lap. The blonde loved his docile manner and the purring, which was rather a turn on for some reason.
Hidan kept growling and hissing because of Tobi messing with his tail before he crawled off and sprawled out in the hallway for his nap in solitude.
Tobi teased, "Such a lazy bunch of kitties." Madara chuckled, "Not so much with Lexy at the moment."
The teen was bugging the hell out of Zetsu, trying to knead his legs with those claws and play with his pants leg and even left bite marks on his calf. "I'll fix her!" "Someone distract her!"
Lexy rolled her eyes, "I'm not entirely a cat you know! I can still fucking….oooooh!" Kisame had the jingly ball tied to a string, purposely shaking and rolling it on the floor to get her attention. "Damn you!"
She pounced and grabbed at it, only to miss before trying again until all of a sudden there was complete darkness.
"Wha…What? What the hell? Why's it so dark!"
Zetsu had the others cracking up at the brunette once he threw the sheet over her, obviously confusing the hell out of her and couldn't figure out how to escape.
She kept crawling backwards, flipping over and tangling herself up even more mewling and hissing from aggravation. Zetsu knelt down and shook the lump, rolling her around with laughter as she spat at him from beneath.
"GET ME ROUT!"
Madara found this far too amusing, "Rout? I do believe you mean out Lexy."
Another spitting noise until Kisame sighed, "I think she's had enough Zetsu." "Fine."
The bipolar man jerked the sheet off her, ruffling up her hair badly as she blinked several times to gain her whereabouts.
Her ears went flat and hissed at Zetsu, then at Madara since he didn't help her before crawling over to Tobi, curling on his lap broodingly with her tail lashing wildly.
Kisame chuckled at her reaction, the boy tenderly fixing her hair as he heard a small clatter in the kitchen. The shark went to inspect it and was shocked, but couldn't help but scowled.
Itachi was sitting on the table with a fish stick in his mouth after knocking the plate off. "Itachi!" The black cat turned his head slightly like he didn't care when Zetsu shouted, "What's going on?" "He has a fish stick in his mouth!"
"And it's not yours?" "Shut up Kakuzu!"
He turned his attention to his lover and pointed, "Get down!" The cat glared and growled in a low tone when he got closer, threatening to take his food away. "Bad kitty Itachi! Get down I said!"
The black cat got on all fours and tried to dart off the table but Kisame easily caught him and gave him a good slap to the behind, making his lover yelp and hiss.
Those black eyes glared at him, daring him to do it again but determined not to let go of the fish stick. The shark changed his tone to a coaxing one with a sly smirk, "Wouldn't Itachi like some warm milk?"
The silky ears perked up on the word 'milk' and watched Kisame go to the fridge and put some in a bowl, setting it in the microwave right after. "Don't move now, I'll be right back."
The cat waited patiently as the swordsman came back, hiding the baby bottle at first but once he warmed the milk the raven hopped off the table and rubbed his legs affectionately.
He knew he shouldn't torture him, but this was too perfect to pass up.
"Ready for the yummy milk Tachi?" His lover dropped the morsel, licking his lips cutely and mewled.
Kisame scooped him up and held him like an infant and pushed the nipple towards his lips, Itachi not wasting time to taste the sweet milk and began sucking happily to get more, kneading his claws in mid air with audible purring.
Kisame tried so hard not to burst out laughing but he was just too damn adorable.
Kakuzu face palmed at the scene with a groan, "Really Kisame?" "Yep."
Olivia's head instantly went up, sniffing the air and followed the scent, coming to a halt at the shark's feet. The miser growled, "Olivia, come back here. You're not getting any."
His kitty lover mewled at Kisame with drooping ears, giving him the most innocent kitten face and he smirked. "Aww come on Kakuzu, let her have some."
"I'm not humiliating my lover by making her drink out of a bottle." "And yet you didn't mind her putting makeup on you when you were sedated for medical treatment from our last mission."
The miser's eyes went huge and blurted, "That was her?"
Madara chuckled, "Let me guess, you blamed Hidan?" Kakuzu was flabbergasted, he was sure it was Hidan's doing and the fool even admitted to it. That idiot covered for her.
An evil grin spread across his face and cooed gently, "Olivia. Come here angel." His kitty laid her ears flat down but warily approached him, curling into a tight ball when he picked her up.
He took her into the kitchen but soon came back, bottle feeding his lover with an eerie smile and rocking her gently.
She purred softly in content as the miser muttered to Zetsu, "Run the bathwater would you."
"Oh that's just cruel."
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