As much as the others were dying to see Kakuzu give his lover a bath in the next few minutes, someone else caught their eye.

Sasori just stretched and yawned from his catnap, blinking sleepily and unconsciously began licking the back of his hand, rubbing it behind his ears and repeated the motion several times.

Deidara couldn't take it anymore and squealed, "Awww Danna un!"

His lover stopped to stare at the blonde, his cute little tongue poking out just beyond his lips and still rubbing his ear.

"That's so damn adorable un!" Sasori's eyes lit up when he realized to what just happened and turning beat red in the process.

He growled dangerously, "Say one word about this and die!" Zetsu chuckled and turned to the miser, "It's ready Kakuzu." "Have fun with the B-A-T-H."

The behemoth chuckled and carried her into the bathroom, despite the irritated growl since she wanted to go to sleep after being fed. He had to step over Hidan, since he just had to lay in the x-formation with his nap in the hall.

It wasn't even five minutes, Kisame was stroking his lover's ears once he was through feeding the happy kitten, until, "NYAHHHHH!"

Itachi and Lexy both jumped clear up the wall, literally, Kisame and Tobi hissing from the puncture marks on their thighs they just received.

Hidan howled and flew into the living room spitting, before hiding under the table muttering, "Fuck." Sasori was on his tiptoes, fur all frizzed just like the other cats, and merely hissed.

His lover speaking to him soothingly so he would calm down, but none of the cats would due to the hollers in the bathroom by the woman.

*Kakuzu burst out laughing when he first put her in, not bothering to take her clothes off either. Olivia didn't even notice the water until he dipped her in the warm substance, having a delayed reaction she was getting wet before yelling bloody murder.

She tried to claw her way out of his grasp, but damn he had an iron grip on her. She hissed, growled, spat, and howled in aggravation. He picked her back up, making her think it was over before dunking her back in.

"NYAH! KAKUZU YOU BASTARD!" "It's your own fault for putting make-up on me when I was sedated." His lover hissed at him again, but this time her temper flew through the roof from the water torture.

She bit his hand and the miser howled in pained, releasing her as she instantly leaped onto his back, the claws digging into his skin and ripping the flesh as she pounced off, running at top speed and still drenched.

He cursed profoundly, nursing his hand with a growl, but noticed something odd in the process. It looked like puncture marks where she bit him; did her teeth change?

He groaned as he stood up, suppressing the aching throbbing pain on his back as well. Zetsu came in with a smirk, all ready with a medical kit. The miser snorted, "How did you know?"

"I heard your cry of pain, not to mention seeing blood on your lover's hands." "Take off your shirt please." He gloomily did as was told, but groaned thinking to where she was now.

"She better not be on the furniture or carpet soaking wet!"

*Madara was in tears from laughing so hard at the drenched woman, who hid in the kitchen under the table trying to dry herself, but failing miserably.

In the meantime, they were all in hysteria with Sasori.

Deidara was torturing the hell out of him.

The red head was just sitting and minding his own business when he saw a tiny red dot. It was on the floor for a split second before it disappeared. "Did you see that brat?" "See what Danna un?" "Uh, it's nothing."

He shrugged it off until he saw it again, doing the same thing as before. "There it was again!" His lover never saw it for some reason, but he did.

This happened several times and he couldn't take it anymore. It shouldn't bother him but it did.

Something in his head told him to catch it, a stupid dot, but the cat's playful manner was corrupting his mind.

He hopped off the loveseat, crawling towards the thing until it moved several inches away. This time it didn't disappear at all but merely moved to another location.

He pounced when it moved again, thinking he had it but it was on the wall. He growled and stalked it, jumping at the surface before scurrying to the corner.

Deidara couldn't hold the laughter in anymore, secretly he was using one of those laser light cat toys to mess with him, and it worked beautifully.

His lover having lost all his morals to chase the ridiculous light, but it was worth the sight alone. Sasori was cute as a button, even when he gave up and came crawling back to his lover, curling up at his feet in defeat.

Deidara rubbed his ears affectionately and cooed, "Don't be upset Danna, you'll get it next time un." His pet wasn't convinced as Kisame combed Lexy's fur, Itachi impatiently waiting for his turn for he too wanted to be groomed.

The feline's now calmed downed once the bath incident was over.

*Kakuzu and Zetsu stood silently at the doorway, watching the red head humiliate himself until he was through. The miser tried to get his lover to come to him, once he found her in the kitchen, but she wouldn't have it.

Admitting defeat he went to go cradle Hidan, but the damn cat was caught in the act. Hidan was sharpening his claws on the couch muttering happily, "Oh yeah, that fucking feels good."

The miser groaned under his breath, about to discipline the priest but Madara beat him to it. He grabbed the newspaper and rolled in up tightly before whacking the bad cat's rear, causing him to yelp.

Hidan hissed but the elder raven struck him again, "BAD HIDAN! NO, NO, NO!"

He chased the jashinist away from the couch until Hidan hopped onto Zetsu's lap, hanging his head in shame but growled as well.

Madara chuckled and handed the paper to the miser, "I'm enjoying this jutsu rather well, aren't you?"

"Says the one who isn't adorned with claw marks."

"Touche Kakuzu."

*Tobi took this moment to check on his favorite kitty, peeking under the table cooing, "Olivee? Come on out Olivee? Tobi won't hurt you."

She pouted and didn't budge. "Come here kitty kitty, Tobi needs to dry you off. That mean brute won't hurt you again."

Olivia crawled out slowly, unsure to whether she should until the boy began caressing her cheek, instantly making her purr in delight. He picked her up after washing the blood off her fingertips and carried her to their room, Lexy prancing along right behind them with her tail swishing happily.

It took a while to get her clothes off before rubbing her dry with the towel, Lexy giggling up a storm as the woman groaned from being tousled. "It's ok Olivee, Tobi got you all nice and dry."

He dressed her and the cute kitties followed him back, the teen tilting her head in wonder to why Kisame was still rubbing his thighs.

Lexy whimpered when she realized, "I'm sorry." "It's alright kitten." She crawled in-between his legs and slid his slacks leg up to the injury, licking the wounds to make him feel better with a purr.

The brute groaned and instantly got hard from the actions, whimpering when she stopped and crawled off.

The miser rolled his eyes as he inspected his lover's teeth, with a lot of coaxing and swooning to get Olivia to come to him, and then let her go.

Sure enough, there were two tiny canines. It wasn't there before so why now?

He couldn't think about it anymore when the girls began to act extremely odd.

Both were mewling in an odd way, arching their backs from time to time and rolling all over the floor and anything else they fancied.

The other 'cats' watched them like hawks, taking in the sweet arousing scent from the one that gained their interest most but slowly and cautiously advancing towards them.

Kakuzu face palmed, Deidara and Madara chuckled in excitement, Kisame and Zetsu licking their lips in a lustful manner, and Tobi giggled like crazy, getting fairly aroused himself.

"Looks like Loo-Loo and Olivee are in heat!"

TBC: Oh yeah, you readers know what's happening in next chapter. MATING! XD