He stood there, expecting for someone to make a move or say something but when they didn't he hissed and spat, his amethyst cat eyes glaring.
"Didn't you fucking hear me? I SAID there's no fucking milk!"
Kakuzu's eyebrow twitched, "What do you expect us to do about it?" "Go and fucking get me some! I WANT MILK!"
Tobi and Deidara covered their red faces from trying not to laugh at the priest, he just had no clue how dirty it sounded.
Madara had to bury his face into Zetsu's shoulder to keep Hidan from seeing him since he found this whole cat thing the most hilarious thing he's ever seen.
Kisame chuckled, "Save your breath Hidan, you know Kakuzu isn't making special trips to the store unless it's grocery day."
Hidan growled at the miser, who nodded in agreement but howled with his tail lashing and frizzing all over. "That's not fucking fair! You gave Itachi and Olivia milk so how come I don't fucking get any? I've been a fucking good pussy!"
Tobi fell off the couch in a fit of laughter and even Kakuzu was shaking from trying to hold his amusement in.
Zetsu and Deidara were gone by this point, not being to restrain themselves and even Kisame and Madara were in the same rut.
"Yes Hidan, you HAVE been a good pussy!"
Hidan grinned cockily, "Fucking right I have but I still want my milk." The other two cats got annoyed with the priest's loud mouth and left the room, each headed into a quiet dark bedroom.
Madara choked out, "I have some milk, but mind you it's a bit salty."
Hidan hissed at the elder raven, "FUCK YOU!" The miser growled, "Shut up Hidan!" "You shut up!" "Either shut up or I'll make you!"
The angry feline stomped in front of him and continued, "I like to see you fucking make me old man and don't….do….don't….fuck…..mmmmm…."
Kakuzu was rubbing behind the jashinist's ears with an evil smirk, watching with glee as his lover muttered and growled angrily but laid down on his lap.
He kept grumbling under his breath but soon began to purr happily, shaking his behind with the lovely sleek tail swishing cutely.
The miser chuckled, "Now I know how to shut you up. I rather you stay as a cat now."
It was very interesting how cooperative Hidan became but it soon changed an hour later.
The priest had disappeared somewhere so Kakuzu went to check on Olivia to see if she gotten up yet.
He saw the curled up bundle under the covers and smirked, reaching down he pulled back the covers but she wasn't there.
He grunted as there was nothing but her clothes in a pile, and even odder, there was something moving underneath them.
Using a few threads he lift the garments away to reveal a cute dark-ashe blonde kitten, shaking the fur before looking up at him with glittering sapphire orbs.
Kakuzu's eye twitched and felt like his face was frozen, barely even able to ask, "…..Olivia?" Her ears perked up and she mewed, rolling on her back as signal she wanted to be petted.
He gently rubbed the furry stomach, listening to her audible purring before picking the fragile kitten up carefully.
She curled against his chest and worked her way inside his cloak, getting to the warmth beneath and clung to his shirt.
Stiffly walking back into the main room Deidara cocked a brow, "Wow what's the matter Kakuzu? You look like you've seen a ghost un."
The banker pulled out the kitten and held her in the palm of his hand, "This is the problem."
*The entire room went quiet and stared, not even daring to ask why there was a kitten here. The kitty tried to get down but scooted back, having changed it's mind and mewed.
Kakuzu put her on the floor as Tobi knelt down, "Olivee?" Her ears perked up and pranced over happily when he called her name again, rubbing and purring up a storm against his leg.
He looked at the others, "It's Olivee!?"
Kisame gasped as did Deidara, both flying to the other rooms and soon shouted in surprise.
The blonde came back in with a dark red fluffy kitten, who was fairly angry and growling but allowing himself to be held.
Kisame had two cute little bundles in each hand, the sleek black one curled in his palm whereas the brunette was nibbling on his thumb.
Madara picked Olivia up and rubbed her ears, "I didn't expect this to happen."
Deidara groaned and placed Sasori on the cushion pillow, "Damn, this jutsu must've really backfired for this to happen."
Zetsu smirked at Itachi, who leapt out of the shark's hand and going straight to his lap to take a nap. Stroking his fur he asked, "Wasn't this jutsu suppose to transform the target into a full animal?"
The artisan nodded, "Yeah, but I guess when Tobi interrupted me and messed it up they only became half, so maybe it was a delayed reaction until they were completely transformed un."
Kakuzu grunted, "That has to be it considering the fact they grew canines and their eyes changed."
A tiny pitter patter of feet came flying from the hallway into the living room, the silver haired cat spitting and jumping all over the floor with his fur frizzed up all over the place.
Lexy went on her tiptoes, both her and Hidan circling each other until Lexy leaped on him. They were just playing but the teen kept kicking his face so he went for her tail.
Tobi giggled, "They're so adorable!" Kakuzu rolled his eyes and picked up his lover, who began spitting but it was so damn cute he naturally didn't find it a threat.
Lexy did the same thing when the shark grabbed her but crawled onto his shoulder, nuzzling his face before curling up and leaning against his head.
The miser sighed, "Be that as it may they are very cute, how do we get them back to normal?" Sasori hopped off the blonde's lap, prancing around the room like he owned the place until he went to Itachi, licking his head and face before curling on top of him.
Olivia saw this and went over, joining in the warmth as she licked Sasori's face too. Lexy was soon to join and even Hidan until all the kittens were curled up in a pile on the floor.
Deidara smirked and stood up, "All I have to do is release the jutsu since they are completely transformed, earlier I couldn't since it didn't work properly to begin with but now I should be able to."
Kisame nodded, "Well do it." Madara frowned, "I'm going to miss them being cats. It was fun." Zetsu laughed, "Don't worry; we have the video so all we have to do is watch."
*The blonde did a few quick hand-signs and deactivated the jutsu, the kittens being enveloped by smoke until it puffed out…leaving nothing but five naked individuals in a pile.
They all blinked around in confusion and from their position as well.
Hidan was grinning up a storm and sneaking feels to the naked bodies growling, "This is fucking nice!"
Lexy was just as bad as the priest, squeezing Olivia's breasts as she tried to protest but Sasori was keeping her still since he was still on top of her. "Are we having an orgy?"
Kisame chuckled, "Not without me your not kitten." Itachi was at the very bottom of the pile, making a face until he felt someone reaching under him and rubbing his crotch.
"Alright, who's touching me?" Hidan chuckled, "That'll fucking be me Tachi!" Olivia whined, "Come on stop it~ I'm not….in the…ooooh...Sasori?"
The red head smirked, having had perfect access between her legs with his hand.
A naked body soon wriggled their way into the pile, jerking Itachi's head up by his hair and the boy kissed him hungrily. "Tobi want to play."
Zetsu and Kisame leapt up and going for the same action, they were just too horny to pass this up and it's been a long time since an orgy took place.
Kakuzu and Madara glanced at each other, contemplating whether they should until a few moans were heard and Olivia beckoned her lover over as did Zetsu with the elder raven.
Admitting defeat, they too joined the naked pile for some release.
Looks like mating season for the Akatsuki instead of felines again~
FINI!
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