Welcome to Piggy Island

Chapter 2

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And so their journey began to get all the map pieces.

"Alright, let's build!" King Hog said.

Nerdy made a simple vehicle: three wooden blocks with two wooden wheels.

"Let's roll!" Nerdy said.

The vehicle drove down the hill, got the star crate, and got the map piece.

"Hey, I got it! I actually go-" Nerdy was got interrupted when he hit the TNT, blowing the vehicle into pieces, and sending him and the vehicle pieces flying. Nerdy was flying in the sky at supersonic speeds, but fell to the ground twice as fast. Nerdy fell so fast, he crashed THROUGH the ground, with dirt and grass flying everywhere.

"Oooooh...!" King Hog and Mechoink exclaimed.

A screen then showed, with Nerdy hanging onto a balloon, with text showing:

"Hang in there, piggy!"

"Alright, we got the piece, but I don't wanna do that again." Nerdy said with bruises, bumps and a black eye.

"Don't worry, it won't happen again." King Hog said.

As they get the other 35 pieces, the vehicle crashes sometimes, as we go to a crash montage.

=MONTAGE=

=CLIP 1=

Nerdy was flying a helicopter, but it crashes against the wall.

"Grrn!" Nerdy said in pain.

=CLIP 2=

Nerdy was flying a plane, but the top part breaks off, and Nerdy loses control and crashes.

"Haah!" Nerdy exclaimed.

=CLIP 3=

Nerdy was riding a AT-AT Walker, but it falls in TNT, making it explode and sending Nerdy into the ceiling.

"Gah!" Nerdy yelled in pain.

=CLIP 4=

Nerdy was driving a car, but it was driving too fast and smashes against a wall.

"Ugh!" Nerdy said again.

=CLIP 5=

Nerdy was riding a truck, but the TNT exploded.

"Aaaah!" Nerdy exclaimed in pain again.

=END MONTAGE=

"Alright...I finally got them all..." Nerdy said, exhausted.

"Alright, let's take a little break. After all, those eggs are bound to be ours!" King Hog said.

"Yeah, I need a break too. I was tired making all these machines for you." Mechoink said.

"I bet." Nerdy said.

So the piggies took the break.

Nerdy was on Skype, and was chatting with Oinkie. However, like in their Facebook account(which is the official Bad Piggies page), they have very bad grammar.

A/N: This scene was intentionally used as a joke, and I'm doing everything in my power to not break any rule in the guidelines.

"Bad Pigez iz on zale: Tehl ur fwenz! ! ! 1 1" Nerdy typed in.

"Okaiez!" Oinkie typed.

"Y U no treet me liek mizfit anymoarz?" Nerdy typed.

"U R Keeng Hougz beeldur." Oinkie typed.

"O ya." Nerdy typed.

"O, and job iz haurd. I getz bumpz n bruizez." Nerdy typed.

"U pour pig." Oinkie typed.

"Me knowz." Nerdy typed.

"Y we zo bad at tiebing?" Oinkie said.

"Dunnoz." Nerdy typed.

"Goddago. Moar latur. K, thx, bai." Oinkie typed.

"BAIZ! ! ! 1 ! 11" Nerdy typed.

Meanwhile, we see Grampig, King Hog and Ironhead eating popcorn.

"Mmm...This is delicious!" King Hog said.

"I know, right?" Grampig said.

"I could eat all the popcorn in the world!" Ironoink said.

"Me too." King Hog said.

Then someone got their attention.

"Hey, guys! Guys!" A low, dumb-sounding voice said.

It was Fat Pigbert, getting a hot dog.

"I'm gonna get a hot dog! Oh, and I told you this for no reason. Duuh, I'm hungry!" Fat Pigbert said.

"Don't mind him. He loves to eat." King Hog said.

"Alright." Grampig said.

Meanwhile, Mechoink is reacting to The Last Airbender.

"So let's see if I understand this. The Fire Nation, which are paragons of absolute intelligence, I'm gonna assume, are able to imprison a bunch of Earthbenders, in a area FULL of earth, which is of course, their primary weapon, and on top of that, the Earthbenders are too stupid to know, right from the word "go", that their powers basically turn their prison camp into a ARMORY? ! Are you serious? ! What the oink? !

Everyone then gone to sleep after the big day. Tomorrow was gonna be another big day.

E.O.C.

As I said before, the text talk near the end was used as a joke, and was also intentionally made for a joke, so FanFiction, please don't count that as breaking a rule. See you next chapter if this doesn't get deleted.

Skype translation

"Bad Piggies HD is on sale: Tell your friends!"

"Okay!"

"Why aren't you treating me like a misfit anymore?"

"You were hired as King Hog's builder."

"Oh, yeah."

"Oh, and I forgot to mention this. My job is really hard. I always get bumps and bruises."

"You poor pig!"

"I know."

"Why are we so bad at typing?"

"Dunno."

"I gotta go. More to say later. Okay, thanks, bye!"

"Bye!"