Valkyrie walked around. There really was a lot of dust here. A lot. It was like a snowy afternoon outside, except the snow was dust and she was inside. Worst of all, there were bugs. Just the occasional cockroach, that thought Valkyrie was of no interested at all, but bugs nonetheless. And Valkyrie hatedbugs.
But bugs were the least of Valkyrie's worries. There were also rodents up here, in the attic. And rodents loved the taste of freshly shrunk meat. But Valkyrie didn't encounter any rodents. That would be too unfortunate and end the story right here.
So instead, Valkyrie decided to freak out. When one is the size of a pea, a giant floor covered with dust and filled with cockroaches and rodents is scary. So Valkyrie was freaking out. Running. Running towards a large hole in the attic that someone the size of a pea could fall into unknowingly because of all the dust.
And then Valkyrie fell into the pea-sized hole in the attic.
Allison noticed Valkyrie had gone missing for ten minutes. She didn't really mind. She had a doll of Edward Cullen, who just met a doll of Chuck Norris. To save a lot of gore, the doll of Edward Cullen was now being used as a coat and hat for Chuck Norris.
Just as Allison was about to get bored, a pea-sized Valkyrie landed in front of her.
"Vaaa!" she squealed excitedly, proceeding to pick up Valkyrie and chew on her head. But she didn't. The title does not allow it.
Allison missed her mouth, and sent Valkyrie flying behind her, landing in a heap across the room.
"Oof. It's Tuesday," Valkyrie remembered. Which meant it was garbage day. It also meant Melissa and Desmond were doing last minute cleaning, to rid their hose of dust.
As Valkyrie rubbed the back of her neck in pain, Melissa swept her up, humming a happy song. The one from the Smurfs movie. She placed her pea-sized daughter into the trash bag, ignoring the high pitch squeals coming from the dust.
Ghastly was garbage man. He received a B+ on an assessment peace as an Elder. If you asked Ghastly, it was a load of Vile Excrement.
In his annoyance, Ghastly reached the Edgley's house. Crystal and Carol had their own garbage bins, much to Ghastly's further annoyance. That made a total of three bins he had to haul into the back of the truck for one house. What a terrible life.
Valkyrie had a terrible journey. She was thrown around in a garbage bag with dust, dust, and a machine that makes ice cream out of everything. The latter being another failed experiment by Desmond.
As Valkyrie continued her terrible journey, Ghastly came closer to the Edgley's house. He was just a few houses away when her trip finally ended. Unluckily, she was now in the bin Ghastly was about to pick.
Somehow, Valkyrie made it to the surface. She saw Ghastly's glum face, and smiled.
"Hey Ghastly! Hey! Help me, Ghastly! Help!" she shouted. She was sure he had heard her.
But he hadn't. He picked up the bin and was ready to throw it into the truck. With Valkyrie on top, screaming at the top of her lungs.