I do not Avengers. I only own Jae Potts.

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"I always wanted to say I met Thor, well now I can say I hit him too," Jae said with a shrug as she made her way to the pilot area for the helicarrier with all the computer systems for the helicarrier as well. She knew she would find somebody to mess with there, especially Director Fury.

Peaking around the corner, she pouted when she did not see Fury standing in the room. "He's slacking on the job," she grumbled before laughing at herself. A smile crossed her face when she saw Agent Coulson. "Agent Coulson, did you know that you remind me of The Matrix," she called loudly while walking towards a now startled agent.

"Why do you say that?" he asked before blinking in surprise as she rested her head against his shoulder.

"Because I can, but also because you have that style to you, just give you some nice sunglasses and you'll be an almost perfect match," she continued while messing with the cufflinks on one of his suit sleeves.

"Why are you in here?" an angry male voice snapped from across the room.

"I'm talking to Agent Coulson, obviously," Jae yelled back, and she turned so she could see Director Fury.

"Who you should be talking to is Loki to find out more about his plans and the Chitauri," Fury said in a commanding tone.

"Well I know some of his plans, but why do I have to ask about the Chitauri? I would prefer just talking to Loki and find out more about Asgard from somebody that has actually been raised there most of his life," she said putting her hands on her hips.

"Why don't you talk to Thor about Asgard? I think he would be a safer alternative," Agent Coulson piped into the conversation.

"Good idea, but I hit him earlier and I doubt he'd be civil enough to grace me with a Q&A after what I did, but he did deserve it," she said and she received some worried looks from the other agents in the room.

"Should I put a warning label on you?" Fury griped while walking over to a female agent to discuss something.

"Sure, it should say: Warning. Female nerd, outspoken, stubborn, a smartass at times, prankster, and devilishly good looking," she quipped back with a smirk before blowing Fury a kiss and running out of the room. She laughed upon hearing Fury's enraged yell after her. Thankfully, the man was not chasing her, but she knew not to test her luck while stuck in the helicarrier with no wings sprouting out of her back any time soon.

She explored through a few more hallways before ending up at Loki's cell again. She was trying to sneak around in the shadows to get a better look at the god, but his green eyes narrowed on her form in no time. "Should have bugged Black Widow to teach me stealth," she thought before waving to the nonchalant looking god.

"Hi Loki, how is it going?" she asked while walking closer to the cell. A bucket would be handy right now as she tried to keep her drool from making an appearance. He was her perfect guy except for the whole world domination motto. She could deal with power issues but not domination issues.

"Not far, why are you here unsupervised?" Loki asked walking to stand in front of her but not close enough to touch the glass wall.

"Unsupervised, ha, now I sound like I'm five," she muttered with a shrug. She pulled her shirt sleeves over her hands before pouting at him. "Does that mean I get a treat or candy?" she said in a childish voice, which made him glare at her. "Fine, don't get my humor, at least I'm not stuck in a glass container, like Tupperware for Norse Gods or Hulks," she said with a smirk.

"Well at least I know how to dress for my age unlike your notable sense of ladylike fashion," he snapped back in reply with his own smirk appearing.

"Well for your age, you should be in house slippers, a big bathrobe, hair falling out, and Westerns on the television blaring 24/7," she quipped back.

"I am immortal, you insolent human," he growled restraining himself from touching the glass wall.

"I've been called insolent too many times already, get a new word," she said taking a seat in front of the cell. She had found her new entertainment for the next hour or so. "So what is Asgard like?" she asked changing the subject, which just made Loki hiss at her at the mention of his former home.

"Something you will never see so why waste my breath telling you about it?" he asked while turning his back to her to show that he no longer wanted to deal with her.

"But you just wasted your high and mighty breath to say that you shouldn't tell me, so why not just waste some more breath and tell me instead of showing me your nicely shaped behind?" she asked and giggled at his annoyed stare when he spun around to look at her.

"Are you even a lady? Speaking so openly about staring at a man's derriere," he said and his left eye twitched when Jae just shrugged her shoulders.

"Well my birth certificate says I'm a girl, but lady is another issue entirely. My sister tried to properly transform into a lady, but after I snuck attack her with a light saber too many times as a kid she gave up all hope. She's just happy that I no longer run around all day in my underwear, of course only at home," she explained with a wide grin as she recalled her younger years. Pepper had tried many times to make her act civilized and well-mannered, but with her role models being Peter Pan, Darth Vader, Batman, and Yoda; her sister did not have much chance of making her ladylike.

"How would you feel if a man said that he had been staring at your bosom?" he asked crossing his arms across his own chest. His jaw dropped a little when Jae looked down at her own chest.

"Well first of all there is not much there to look at, but if he was staring and talking about my boobs then I would break his nose," Jae said as if there were no problems with what she just did.

"You human females confuse me. I will never know why my brother fell for one. Anyways with your puny strength I do not see how you could break a man's nose," Loki taunted hoping to get a rise out of Jae, but his efforts did not affect her.

"I can break a nose. I broke Tony's nose a year ago. It was an accident, but at least I learned how to break a nose. I also took a bunch of funny blackmail pictures for later," she said with her grin turning into a smirk. "Well will you tell me about Asgard or not?" she asked with a final pout.

"No," Loki said and she stuck her tongue out at him.

"All right, enjoy your solitude while I go look for my next victim," she said with a wink before skipping out of the room. "Perfect timing, I've missed you, Tony," she yelled seeing Tony and Steve walking at the other end of the hallway.

"Save me, Captain," Tony said pushing Steve towards Jae, who dodged. Steve ended up stumbling because Jae's foot just so happened to stick out enough to trip him. Tony laughed at Steve before he ran away towards the lab. He knew Jae would not run around so much technology.

"Such a silly Captain, floors are for walking, not kissing," Jae teased before running after Tony. "Get back here or I'll tell Penny about what you really think about her underwear drawer," she yelled and Steve just choked on air from behind the disappearing pair.

"How would you even know about that?" Tony yelled in surprise.

"You're not the only one that Jarvis likes," Jae screamed while trying to run faster to catch the man.