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theisdarkstar: I was planning to leave this alone for a few days but… *gets mauled by plot bunny*

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Ch2

that damn bastard truth

"Hello Death, welcome back" he heard a disembodied voice say.

Shit Death thought as realized where he was, rising noticing Strife do the same in the corner of his eye, good she's alright Death sighed.

"Hey Truth, long time no see" he said dryly, using his sword as a cane, looking at the dim outline, it was at this point that he noticed the two bodies on the floor, a boy and a girl.

"So who are these two?" asked Death, motioning two the two teens on the floor "did they try human transmutation?" He enquired.

"Nope" replied Truth "just travellers"

"Travellers?" asked Strife "who would want to come to this god forsaken place anyway?"

Truth turned to strife, seemingly noticing her for the first time "this place is not godforsaken, for I am here" he stated

Strife sighed, "and you are?" she asked arms crossed in front of her chest

"Who am I? One name you might have for me is the world, or you might call me the universe, or perhaps God, or perhaps the Truth. I am All, and I am One."

"Great!" yelled strife, throwing her hands into the air "we were taken from our land, and we meet an egotistical omnipotent moron"

Truth frowned "I am not egotistical nor am I a moron; I am all I am one"

Death sighed, he knew that they probably would argue for hours if he wouldn't intervene, "so…" he said interrupting Strife "where are these travelers going?" he asked, once again motioning to the two bodies on the ground

"Why?" asked truth, grinning once again

Death shrugged his shoulders, "curiosity I guess "

"Hogwarts" replied truth

Strife and Death both raised their eyebrows at this, they had both been there when it was founded, in fact they had helped build many of the more… dangerous parts of Hogwarts, including the chamber of secrets.

"Mind if we tag along?" Strife and Death asked truth simultaneously

Truth shrugged his shoulders "I don't see why not" he said, he grinned once again and the gate of truth materialized behind him "see you around" he said, as black hands reached out to the two horsemen and the two teenage bodies.

Death and Strife let themselves be dragged into the portal, wondering how Hogwarts had changed since the last time they had been there.

A/N

ohhh, death and strife helped build the chamber of secrets, how interesting

the next chapter will be from ed's perspective

R&R plz

cookies to those who review

sorry once again as to the length of the chapters, there almost as short as ed, but this was only a transition the next chapter will (hopefully) be longer

and to Kohaku The Otaku they are based off of the four horse men of the apocalypse, but im making them distant relatives of the homunculi, like cousins or something

till next time,

-theisdarkstar