CHAPTER 2- "ERMM…"
THAT AFTERNOON…
Kazuya: ……… and then he chased me with a chainsaw, then we ran in circles………
Jin: You are such a talkative head…
Ling: zzzzzz
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AT THE SHORES…
(Bryan is splashing water to Nina)
Nina: Bryan! Stop it!!!
Bryan: I won't until you kiss me…
Nina: HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Bryan: Continues splashing water and chasing Nina
Nina: I said stop it already… HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Bryan: Okay kiss me…
Nina: starts kissing Bryan passionately
People: O.O Awwwwwwwwwwww!!!! 3
Passerby: They thought they were on a TV soap…
(A TV Crew arrives and starts shooting the scene)
Passerby: Oh well… they are… leaves
Sergei: (Thinking) You're not as sweet as me and my girl! :( grabs Aaron who was sipping coconut juice in a shell and relaxing on a beach bed
Aaron: WTHF?!?!?
Sergei: (Starts splashing water on Aaron too)
Aaron: You incoherent mentally-challenged bastrd!!!! Stop it right now!!!
Sergei: I won't until you kiss me…
Aaron: Alright… KISS THIS!!! punches Sergei solid in the jaw
Sergei: (KO)
AT A DISTANCE…
Steve: Get away from me you fag!
Raven: Who's fag, fag?
People: Oooohhhhhh……
Steve: Your mother's such a whre she gave birth to you through the ass with a silver-haired homosexual!!!
Raven: Oh really? You think I'm gonna be offended with that cheesy insult? Well your mother's such a bitch with a slutty sister she gave birth to you in a test-tube and you don't know whot the hell your father is until now, how about that?
Steve: ……………………… :)
Nina: pauses from making out with Bryan I heard that!!!
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BACK TO JIN, LING, AND KAZ…
Kaz: ……… and now I'm talking to you as a head alone…
Jin: zzzzzz
Ling: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaz: Shut up. If I had my body I would bury you in the sand alive.
Ling: But Jin- Jin's daddy you can't obviously do that 'coz you're only a head…
Kaz: Yeah and you should be thankful…
Ling: Don't worry Jin-Jin's daddy!!! I'll do it for you!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!
Kaz: W- What d-d-do you mean?!?!?!?
AFTER A FEW MINUTES…
Jin: Hey, where's dad?
Ling: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!! There he is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!
Jin: OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 O.O
Kaz: HEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!1
Jun: (Inside their hotel suite) I wonder where Kazuya's head is… I'm really worried… OMG! Maybe it floated away on the sea far far away and would never come back… or it could be burning at a local barbeque restaurant… or it could be buried in the sand… or it could be just sipping some cool fruit juice in a restaurant… I hope it's not sipping cool fruit juice…