Guys this is the 3rd chapter I'm sorry for uploading it so late -pulls out hair-
Anyways I still hope you enjoy and all the character sin this story ain't mine. How sad.
CHAPTER 3- "THE NEWS"
INSIDE BRYAN & NINA'S HOTEL SUITE…
(While having the '3-letter word' thing…)
Bryan: Oh Babbbyyyyy!!!!!!!
Passerbies outside their room, an old woman: They're so loud. Aren't they ashamed?!?
Old Man outside: Kids these days…
Nina: OH BRYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!! 3 3 3
Bryan: I made you scream out my name… MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Old Man outside: Did I made you scream out your name when were young?
Old Woman outside: (pushes old man to the stairs)
a loud bone-cracking noise was heard below together with horrified screams of random people
Bryan: Oh baby baby!!!
Nina: Right. I'm pregnant…
Bryan: …………………………………… \O.O/
Nina: 3 weeks.
Bryan: OMHolyG……… -faints-
Steve Outside: What? There's another breed of undead children…
Raven Outside: Who in the black hell hole are you?
Raven Outside #2: My domain's Raven, and thy will come upon thee…
Raven Outside #1: Quit messin' 'round wit me you lil' shite, you're not Raven, that's my name, you're Wesley Snipes!
Steve Outside: Meh… he's not Wesley Snipes, he's Sisqo! Can you sing the 'Thong Song' for me?
Raven Outside #2: Thong thong th-thong thong thong…
Steve/Raven #1: -claps and generates 'I LOVE SISQO' shirts with his face on it and screaming like fan girls-
(a kangaroo and a panda wearing a thong passes by)
Steve: Is that a Panda and a Kangarro with a thong?
Raven #1: Huh huh… 'Kangarro'…
Steve:o
INSIDE SERGE & AARON'S HOTEL SUITE…
Sergei: (with an ear to the wall) Huh huh… that undead bastrd thought he could give more pleasure more than I do. Meh… Let's see… (grapples Aaron who was laughing at some TV show she could not even understand and throws her to the bed)
Aaron: You undead-looking scar-faced dim-witted pale Russian vampire-looking ass- born sadistic son of a btch!!! What the hell did you do that for?!?
Sergei: (acting like a tiger and clawing) Raawwrrr!!!!
Aaron: O.o
Srgei: Rawwwrr!!!!!!!1!
Aaron: What the… you're annoying to look at…
Sergei: Rawwrr!!!!1!!!
Aaron: You're such an eye sore :x Spill out whatever you wanna tell me instead of growling and trying to be sexy when you're not, beeyatch!
Sergei: Grrrrr you're making the White Angel of Death come out from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!
Aaron: More like… making the 'white' come out of you… huh huh… (I hope you got what this meant… ;D )
Sergei: I WANA SAY YOU'RE MY WIFE AND I'MA DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANNA DO WITH YOU SO YOU BETTER NOT DECLINE YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I WANNA DO I WANNA HAVE SEX OR ELSE I'LL PUT UP AN ALLIANCE TO CHINA AND NORTH KOREA THAT WILL MAKE THE WHOLE WIDE UNIVERSE BLOW UP IN LITTLE TEENY-WEENY PIECES OF SHT FLOATING AROUND THE SOLAR SYSTEM!!!
Aaron: Shut up.
Sergei: Yes Ma'am.
Aaron: I'm pregnant.
Sergei: This must be a dream…
Aaron: 3 weeks.
Sergei: Oh how I love the cows in green pasture
Of which their sanity I am not so sure
All I have is a pregnant wife
Another breed to start my strife
-faints-
INSIDE KAZ & JUN'S HOTEL SUITE…
Jun: There ya go… some epoxy to get your head back…
Kaz: Uh… Jun?
Jun: Yes?
Kaz: I think there's something wrong with my eyesight…
Jun: Oh my what could it be?
Kaz: It's upside-down…
Jun: Holy Barbeque!!! It's your head that's upside- down!!!
Kaz: Aww… geez… what a frickin' life I have…
Jun: Another baby on the way…
Kaz: What?
Jun: I said there's another baby on the way… 1 month…
Kaz: Where's the chainsaw? stands up
Jun: Honey where are you going?
(From inside the bathroom)
grrrrrraarrrrr !!!! grarrrrrrrr!!!
Jun: OMG is that a chainsaw?!?
IN THE HOTEL LOBBY…
(From their room) Jun: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!
Jin: That's my mom screaming like a btch again. I wonder what happened…
Ling: HI JING JING KABOJING JINGKAZOO ZOOKA JINNNYJINNNIE JIN- JIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1111!!!!!!!!!
Jin: -whacks Ling with a door on the head-
Ling: (KO)