Disclaimer: I do not own Get Backers!
A/N: I'm not really sure if I've grasped the characters' personality yet. I don't mean harm to any of the characters. In fact, I like all of them! Hope you like these series of one shots :) Pls do R&R! But i'm afraid of strong flames
To the Barber's!!!
Amano Ginji's hair. It's trendy, bright, and messy. Suitable for an energetic character like him. Till one day when Ban sees it. Graying strands of hair hiding on the top of Ginji's head. Little white spots among the hair (ie. Dandruff). When Ban mentioned it to Ginji, he replied with puppy eyes, "Can I go to the barber's? I need to re-dye my hair and treatment it!!"
"Like where the hell do we get the money?" screamed Ban.
It's one of those days where you hear bickering about visiting the barber's in Honky Tonk.
Kazuki and Juubei do things together all of the time when they were young. They needed each other a lot.
That explains why Kazuki had strands of hair sticking out of his head even though he tied his hair; he needed Juubei's needles to fix his hair.
Juubei missed his hair extensions that Kazuki used to attach for him using his threads. Now, Juubei had to desperately comb his hair down so that it looks long. Which explains why his eyes are always hiding behind his hair.
The Thunder Emperor had to look for Shido for some business. He found Shido sitting alone down a street, with his eyes closed. It seemed he was meditating. Ginji decided to wait till he's done.
The apes swarmed to Shido and started to climb on top of his head. They started to pick and pluck at Shido's hair selectively. It was chaos. After a few minutes, Shido stood up and looked at his reflection in the mirror he was holding. He smiled with satisfaction and said to the monkeys, "Thanks for the haircut!"
Thunder Emperor decided that since it isn't something important, he could at least wait till he has rid himself of that terrible image before he approaches Shido. He then decides to return (flee).
Akabane decided to try once again. He sat down and waited for the barber. He had even taken off his hat. The barber took a look at Akabane and said, "Sorry, we don't serve those who are bald on the top, attempts to hide that fact with wig and hat."
Akabane threw out his knife at the barber indignantly. "This is a result of my professional work(hiding the scalpels)!"
The barber just shrugged, pointed at Akabane (his scalpels) and said, "No point serving someone who can cut more than me by themselves."
Midou Ban finally realized why his eyes are hurting so much. His hair is stinging his eyes. It's time to trim his hair. Ginji stopped in his tracks when he found Ban standing in front of the mirror, staring at his own reflection very, very hard. 10 seconds, 20 seconds, 30 seconds, and finally 1 minute passed.
Ban blinked and then touched his hair. "I think it's gotten shorter," he said satisfactorily.
"Ban-chan!!!You can't cut your hair with Evil Eye!" cried out Ginji desperately. "That was only a dream!!! We're not that poor! We can afford a haircut!!!"
And the bickering continues in Honky Tonk.