"Hi Jane!"
"Hey babe."
"Did you call me babe?"
"Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to."
"No, it's fine. I like it. I need to come up with a name for you!"
"No, you don't, really. You don't need to. Jane is fine."
"But I want to! And Roly Poly Rizzoli won't do."
"Ugh! Hey, I have an idea, what about Jane?"
"Are you mad at me?"
"No! I'm not mad at you."
"Are you annoyed?"
"No, I... Yes, I'm annoyed. We haven't even kissed or slept together yet and you're already pushing me."
"I'm not pushing you!"
"Yes, yes you are, you want to call me a pet name and move in with me!"
"You called me a pet name first!"
"Babe is not a pet name. And it just slipped out, I'm sorry. I'll just call you Maura, Maura!"
"I don't like it when you say my name that way."
"Wait, can we start again? Let me call you back."
"What? Why?... Hello?"
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"Hey Maura..."
"Hey sweetie."
"..."
"... Is that okay?"
"Yes, it's fine."
"How's your day at work?"
"Meh. Believe it or not, you're like a ray of sunshine in my day."
"Why wouldn't I believe it?"
"I... I don't know. I don't know why I said it that way. Oh my god I suck."
"Jane?"
"Maura?"
"Tell me you love me."
"I love you, Maura."
"Thank you. I love you too."
"When are you coming home?"
"Tomorrow night."
"Ugh! Why is it still so far away?"
"Do you want to know my secret time machine trick?"
"What? Really? I know you're a genius and all, but..."
"Oh, but it works, it works every time."
"Ok, what is it?"
"You just muster up all your patience, and you wait really hard, you wait, you wait, and poof, tomorrow night will suddenly be here."
"I hate you."
"Don't say that, you love me."
"You're lucky I love you, otherwise I'd hate you."
"Will Casey be there tomorrow night?"
"No, not on Thursdays."
"Do you mind coming over?"
"Are you sure? You know I can't, not until I talk to Casey, I just can't... Even though I so want to."
"I know, we don't have to do anything. I just want to see you."
"I know. I want to see you too. I need to see you. I want to..."
"Stop, stop. We can't do this again. Not until we're together."
"Maura, I'll talk to Casey. I'll go see him tonight. I'll.. I'll tell him."
"I'm sorry sweetie. I wish I could help."
"I know, but it's not your responsibility. I'll deal with it."
"Can it be tomorrow already?"
"I thought you had a trick."
"My trick sucks."
"Yeah, it does."
"It was a joke."
"It's a good joke."
"I don't think it's funny anymore."
"I think it's funny, when I get to say it back to you."
"It's my joke, you can't use it against me."
"Once it's out into the world, anyone can use it. Even for evil."
"What are you going to tell him?"
"... I don't know. I... I'll have to think about it."
"I think you should be honest with him."
"Don't micro-manage me. I'll handle it."
"Ok, sorry."
"I appreciate that you want to help, but I'm the one who messed up. "
"Why? You didn't mess up."
"I did. I got together with him even though I knew... I knew that I wanted you."
"You did?"
"I didn't really know, but with hindsight, I knew. I just didn't think I could have you. How could I? Hell, you were dating guys too!"
"I know... I'm sorry."
"Nothing to be sorry about. We didn't know."
"I knew early on, but I thought you were hopelessly straight. I never got my hopes up. I was waiting for it to pass."
"Really? You mean had we not... done it last night, you just... you would have waited to fall out of love with me?"
"I guess... What else could I do? Even though, it's been three years. It never went away. It grew stronger, if anything."
"You mean we could have been together for three years? I'm so sorry. I was so stupid!"
"You're not stupid. It's scary, putting yourself out there. I didn't dare tell you either."
"God, what a waste of time though."
"I enjoyed being friends with you. Best friends."
"But I could have been fucking your brains out!"
"Jane!"
"Tell me no. Tell me you don't want me to fuck your brains out."
"... I want you to fuck my brains out."
"Oh shit, Maura..."
"Will you do that? When I come home? Will you fuck me senseless and make me come so hard I'll cry? "
"Fuck, Maura, don't do that. I'm at work. I have to go back to work."
"Where are you?"
"I'm sitting in the locker room's bathroom. It's empty. What about you?"
"I'm sitting in my rental car in the parking lot."
"Can you touch yourself?"
"Yes. I can pull my dress up a little bit and... Aw, you made me wet already."
"Oh Maura, I want to touch you. I want you so bad I can taste it."
"Kiss me. Kiss me and touch me. I want to feel you inside me."
"I want to fuck you. Fuck yourself for me, baby."
"Oooh, Jane, Jane, Jane..."
"What are you doing? Tell me."
"I'm stroking my clit. I'm so wet, Jane. I'm gliding over my juices..."
"Oh god, you're killing me... I want to... Hold on..."
"What?"
"Ugh, I gotta go. I've got a homicide."
"Aw, Jane... Now I'm going to be wet all afternoon."
"Same here! Oh wait, I'm in the bathroom, I can wipe at least."
"No fair!"
"Sorry, I gotta go, babe. You'll just have to think of me all day."
"I have a presentation!"
"Bye."
"Jane!"
"Bye, Maura."
"Bye... I'll make you pay later."
"Can't wait."
"Bye."