Which One?
벚꽃; Isoya here.. *ticks off attendance list* And the rest of the crew, yeah?
Lucy; Yeah! All present and ACCOUNTED FOR!
벚꽃; Oh wait, where's Fernandez?
Lucy; Out the back of the studio. Who's Isoya?
벚꽃; My name. *facepalm*
Lucy; Ohh. Anoo, Isoya here doesn't own ANYTHING related to Fairytail. I think.
Hiro Mashima; She owns the idea and the plot I guess?
벚꽃; But not the characters and magic, see, Lucy?
Hiro Mashima; Arigato Kutaimas, for reading this poor little girl's fanfiction.
벚꽃; WHAT THE *beep* YOU MOTHER *beep*beep* beeeeeep*
When Lucy Heartfilia woke up, she was wrapped securely
in comfortable white folds. Not that she didn't mind.
It was just a little tight. She wriggled a bit and a sharp pain
shot through her skull. Ouch.
She felt really numb all of a sudden. Hmmm.. she let go of all of her thoughts.
For a moment, she felt bliss. Lucy yawned, then snuggled
in tighter into the thick blanket. "Ahhhhhh.. so relaxing." murmured Lucy.
The gnawing pain at the back of her head had disappeared.
She drank in her surroundings. She should be in the Smethwyck Ward. Apparently,
they called a sickbay the Smethwyck Ward. Lucy pondered hard on this.
The walls were colourful, painted a calming sky blue, and was patterned with fish
and other underwater creatures.
The sheets that separated the different patients (A/N - Sorry, I'm not so sure what word I should use?)
were also patterned with bubbles and fishes. Overall, it gave Lucy a quite
nauseating feeling that she was underwater. Oh well.
She looked around her bed. It was pretty comfortable for a hospital-like bed.
Even though she hadn't met alot of students here, there was a pile
of get-well cards and gifts - a hand-drawn sketch of Lucy sleeping, ( '"Eek!" muttered Lucy. )
eleven cards, and two boxes of candy - bon-bons and candy-canes.
"Achhhhoo!" sneezed someone. Lucy perked up. "Lucy Heartfilia? It's Mavis!" she hollered.
"Right here," called Lucy. Mavis threw back the sheets. "Hey!" she smiled.
"Well, your stay in the Smethwyck Ward has exceeded the duration time," she said.
"Nyeh?" muttered Lucy.
"Ah, see, we have allotted times for each patient, so if you overstay your visit it's most likely
someone would die, so you need to get out," explained Mavis bluntly.
"Ah, I see. Hey don't PUSH!" yelled Lucy, and Mavis ushered her out of the bed.
"I'll take care of your get-well things, go get changed!" she thrust Lucy's uniform ( Freshly laundered, noted Lucy )
back to her and started scraping the cards and company inside a black and white
branded bag. Lucy sprinted to the bathroom and got changed in thirteen seconds flat.
She rushed out again to find Mavis holding out the bag to her.
"Have a nice day!" Mavis waved, a dreamy look settling over her eyes.
Erza the demon.. was back.
"I SWEAR I'LL KILL THOSE TWO BLITHERING IDIOTS!" she yelled ferociously.
Lucy scratched the back of her head.
"J-Juvia says calm down!" panicked the bluenette. Obviously she had never seen
the scarlet beauty so worked up before.
"CHILL, ERZA, CHILL!" yelled the blonde.
Erza shot a death glare at her. "NO!" she thundered.
"I WON'T CHILL UNTIL THOSE TWO AND GIVEN A LESSON!"
Then she smashed her palms together. Lucy, Cana and Juvia winced
as they heard an ominous cracking sound.
"E-Erza-sama.. are your hands alright?" stuttered Cana.
Erza unclenched her fists to show two tiny dolls that resembled the two idiots greatly.
"Shit, someone better warn those two," sighed Juvia.
Then, a sudden silence.
Everyone in the vicinity stared at Juvia.
"YOU DIDN'T SPEAK IN THIRD PERSON!" yelled the others, including Erza.
"Juvia forgot, oshkosh!" the bluenette facepalmed.
Everyone sighed... and then another awkward silence..
BAM. BAM. The dorm door flung open. Flushed, tired, stood the two idiots.
An evil aura surrounded Cana, Juvia and Erza. "You," said Cana hotly,
"Are," continued Juvia menacingly, "Dead." scowled Erza.
"Oh shit." gasped the dark-haired boy. The pink haired boy was a little red in the face.
He nodded in agreement to Gray and gulped loudly.
"CHARGE!" screamed Erza, pointing a manicured, polished, evil finger at the pair.
Everyone ran everywhere, and things were in a mess for awhile. Finally,
Erza caught Natsu, tied him up, and fitted a gag into his mouth.
"Anyone caught Gray yet?" hollered the evil woman.
"Juvia was successful!" grinned the other. She held up Gray by the back of his collar,
who was also bound and gagged. "Let's get to work." cackled Cana.
Gray stumbled through the dorm door gasping for breath. By the looks of it, he
was tortured to insanity. He was also dragging along the lifeless lump
that was Natsu - he had fainted.
"Gray! What happened?" exclaimed Jellal. Loke peered down at them from his top bunk, his tinted
glasses nearly blinding Gray. "Erza happened," groaned Natsu.
Gray half-laughed, then choked. "Wait until you hear what JUVIA did to me!"
"Not that I'm interested, but did you two get beaten up by girls?" queried Loke.
"Shut up, I'd like to see you take on Erza, Juvia and Cana." shot back Gray.
"I could probably beat them with my hands tied up," yawned Loke.
"Arrogant ditch," muttered Natsu foul-mouthedly.
Then the salmon-haired boy's face went green and his cheeks puffed up.
"Oh god, not on the floor, Natsu," yelled Loke with distaste.
"Shut up."groaned the boy. "Don't make me puke all over you," he added.
At this Loke actually shut himself up and jumped down from the bunk bed.
"Hey, what room is this," Loke coughed several times. "Blonde chick in?"
"Somewhere between forty and forty nine I think," thought Gray.
"SAYONARA!" He flicked his tinted glasses and ran out of the dorm. Jellal and Gray stared
at the swinging door, perplexed. "What the.. OH SH.." Gray jumped up and
raced after Loke, suddenly realizing his motive.
"Where've they gone?" asked Natsu, resurfacing.
"Gross, look what you've done to the floor!" exclaimed Jellal, ignoring his question.
"Wait.. no.. he's.. a-already.. CRAP!" mumbled Natsu, putting the chunks together.
He scrambled to the door and blundered loudly after the two boys.
Then he stopped. "Suckers," he chuckled. He turned and barged into the dorm room number
49. "LUCY!"
"Hai, Natsu-kun," a girl white short white hair called out and waved.
A blue haired girl up on the bunk with an orange-brown headband tore her eyes away
from the book she was reading to look at the person who had just entered.
"Did you come to see me, Natsu-kun?" asked the white-haired girl again.
"Er, no, Li-san, just, um, looking for, the new blonde girl." replied Natsu weakly.
Lisanna, or Li-san's eyes flared when he mentioned a girl.
"Is it a pretty girl? Prettier than me?" scowled Lisanna.
"Calm down, Lisanna-san. Natsu,"a tall girl with flashing purple hair paused and stared
at Natsu. "Knows that he belongs to you. If he doesn't I'd love to-" her sentence
was interrupted by a loud crashing sound, screams and whacks.
"Gotta go, BYE!" yelled Natsu, and ran out of the intimidating dorm.
"CAUGHT IN THE ACT!" screamed Gray dramatically. Natsu skidded to a stop.
It seemed Loke had barged into the dorm, and found only Lucy there, and
attempted to seduce her with his charms. In the end, tempers ran
high, there was a lot of blushing, and finally, Loke ended up
with his face up the wall.
Lucy cracked her knuckles. "Erza-chan isn't the only one who can hit, you know."
Gray grinned and took his chance while Natsu was helping Loke
pry his face out of the wall.
"Lucy, would you like to go out with me?" he said politely. "As friends?" he added hastily.
The blonde put her hands on her hips.
"This isn't a contest right? To see who can get me first?" she asked firmly.
Gray shook his head no. "Well.. no. I'm busy." Lucy replied coolly.
Disappointed, the dark haired boy slinked back to the dorm.
"Oi, ice-breath! Come here and help this-" Natsu gestured at Loke's unconscious body.
"-bastard, I don't think he can stand up by himself,"
Loke opened his mouth. "She's my princess." Then he fell limp again.
"SERIOUSLY! STOP CALLING ME THAT OR I'LL DISMANTLE YOUR FACE WITH MY FISTS!"
At midnight, two boys sneaked out of the same room and crept towards
the Biology classroom, which was eerily quiet and dark.
"Did you bring the torchlight?" hissed one of them.
"Yeah," whispered back the other.
A light was flipped on and two faces were illuminated.
Natsu and Gray.
"I'm gay." said Natsu quietly. Then he stared into a repulsed looking Gray.
"What the HELL man, you're.. freakin' GAY?" half-shouted Gray.
Then Natsu clutched as his chest, wheezing with laughter.
"Just kidding, kidding! That would be sick."
"Okay.. so we're here to discuss who gets Lucy.."
There was no reply. Gray pressed on. "So we'll challenge each other to a fight, okay?"
Still no reply. "Whoever wins, which would probably be me, gets to hit on her. Deal?"
There should have been an uproar by Natsu at this.
But all he heard was a soft pop and a fizzing sound.
"Natsu?" A switch flipped, and lights flooded the classroom.
"DETENTION - SNEAKING AROUND AFTER DARK!" screamed a woman's voice.
And standing right there - next to the traitor Natsu - was none other
than Erza Scarlet herself. But then she pulled Natsu's ear.
"You too, SNEAK!"
"Oww! Erza-sama, don't.. please.. arghhh.. ouch... hey.. what the hell..." yelped Natsu.
"This is all your fault," muttered Gray darkly.
"Oh, eff you!" shouted Natsu.
Erza swished her long, scarlet hair and sighed.
"I don't know why your fighting like this! You two are always the best of friends when I see you!"
"Oh.. remember we were supposed to act buddy buddy to not get in trouble?" mouthed Gray to Natsu.
"Shit.. I forgot!" mouthed Natsu back, looking stricken.
Erza sighed again, and dropped Natsu and Gray, whom she was both holding by the ear.
"I'll let you off this once. BUT DON'T DO IT AGAIN UNLESS YOU ARE REQUESTED BY A TEACHER
TO DO A NIGHT SHIFT OR IF YOU GET SUMMONED BY THE HEAD! GO!" she screamed.
"This is all your fault.."
Haihai~ I just realized I'm a really bad writer! :o
Feel free to point out my mistakes.
Random Fact~ I love how Dan Straight loves Lucy in the anime - haha.