Which One?

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I cannot believe the fact that I actually made it to Chapter 6. You lot have brainwashed me, haven't you?

"W-why are you asking me that?!" stammered Lucy.
Natsu leaned in close to her face over the booth, scrutinizing her face.
"Hmm.. nevermind.. well, you resemble her face.. subtly." he murmured, using his mind to compare the two girls.
"-But it must be just coincidence.." blushed Lucy.

"I guess so," murmured Natsu.
"Do you think it's mean of me to like you just because you resemble somebody else?" he asked.
Momentarily stunned, Lucy stared at him.
"W-well.. what's your relationship with Lucy.. Heartfilia?"
"It's complicated," groaned Natsu.

Lucy let out a giggle.
"D'you think it's FUNNY?!" yelled the boy, irritated.
He tried to flip the cafe table over, and after a few frustrating attempts, Natsu stormed out of the cafe.
The waitress came over and bent over to whisper in Lucy's ear.
"Is he PMSing?"
The blonde laughed and nodded. The waitress let out an indignant little voice out and straightened up.
"I wouldn't keep that boyfriend if I were you. Seems like such a hassle.."
"And the young man took care of the bill, so feel free to relax and go or just order something else," she smiled
and shuffled off to serve other customers, who were staring at the door that Natsu just flung himself out
through, and at Lucy, (Or Hinata, to be honest.) who was just sitting there alone, staring at her cup of coffee,
looking absolutely gorgeous.

"Hmm.. I wonder what just happened.." thought Lucy.
"It could mean Natsu is a faithful, loyal puppy who can be bribed half-way by a delicious bone.."
Lucy frowned (to the other customers that were still watching her, cutely) and thought harder.
"Does he have a short fuse? Just because I laughed at him.. but he was alright before the conversation turned
to herself.. Natsu, Gray, Natsu, Gray...' then Lucy yawned and closed her eyes.
"What the heck, man.. I'm just going to go.."

Lucy opened her eyes and saw a handsome young man smiling at her.
"Eh..? Who are you?" asked Lucy bluntly.
"Could you tell me where the bus stop is?" replied the man in English.
"Sorry, I can't understand.."
Looking disappointed, the man walked away and sat back down at his table.

Lucy sighed again. "He's either disappointed because he didn't get a chance to rape me or he didn't get to find
out where the bus stop is.. Stop thinking, Lucy! Get your ass back to Fairy Academy and change back!"
"Stupid subconscious telling me what to do.." said Lucy angrily as she stood up.
Everybody was staring at her. Again. "Um.. h-have a nice meal, don't worry about me, I'm just a raving lunatic!"
apologized Lucy, then she dashed out the cafe door.

The waitress had her face pressed against the glass window watching an embarrassed Lucy run away, looking
rather crestfallen. Perhaps she had been thinking to ask Lucy how she did her makeup.

"SO HOW DID IT GO!?" squealed MiraJane as she removed Lucy's makeup slowly and carefully.
"IT WENT HORRIBLE! ALL THANKS TO YOU GUYS!" shouted Lucy, trying not to fidget.
Erza held held a tweezer in her hand, trying to build a tiny, intricate model of a strawberry cream pie.
"Lucy, be honest. Would it have been better if you had just did it yourself?" she murmured, carefully inserting another piece into her work-in-progress model.

Before Lucy could reply, Levy joined the conversation.
"..You would have gone to the fields to see Natsu and you'd have been standing there like a bit idiot.."
"...Juvia would think the other boys would think that Lucy-san would be there to ogle them,"
"-Except for Juvia's Lyon-kun, of course!" she added hastily.
Cana shook her head and took a swig of milk. (Erza had convinced her to switch to milk instead of alcohol and the
result was she was downing more than two liters of milk a day.) "Lyon's not a saint, Juvia.."

"-Anyway, back to what I was saying before I was rudely interrupted.." cut in Levy.
"I really need some peace and quiet to concentrate, girls.." murmured Mirajane.
Everybody suddenly clammed up and the room got tense and strangely quiet.
"Everybody listen to the queeeee-"

"Lucy, if you don't shut up, I am going to kill you." whispered Mirajane in a deadly voice.
There was an awkward silence as the white-haired beauty glared at the half-blonde, half teal-haired girl.
Suddenly Gray burst into the room.

"ERZA! ERZA! NATSU'S TRYING TO KILL ME AND HE'S COMING IN HERE- OH SHIT!" he shouted out.
Juvia looked up and unintentionally gasped. "Oh no."
"GRAY, GET OUT!" screamed Erza, and started running towards the door, but before Gray started sprinting away
his eyes locked onto Lucy's half-original face. "What the f-" he started to say.

"GOTCHA, YA BASTARD!" hollered Natsu and he tackled Gray to the floor.
Erza glared down at them and put her foot on Natsu's face. Then she exerted some pressure and left a footprint
on his forehead. And then she kicked him aside.

"..Gray. You'll be helping Natsu scrub the walls behind the dormitories. A fitting job, seeing as a third of the
graffiti there is done by you idiots. " she ordered sternly. "That will serve as your detention. Now get out, you asses!"

"Yes Erza-san.." whimpered Natsu.
"Yup yup, heard you." muttered Gray, shoving his hands in his pocket and turning around.
He was hardly listening to Erza as he was thinking about Lucy. Why did half of her hair turn teal? And how come
one side of her face was completely different from the other?
"Must be a woman thing," he thought to himself. "Like that menstrual stuff... gross.."

"Okay, okay, okay, DON'T PANIC!" ordered Mirajane.
"Gals-" said Lucy, her face now completely back to normal.

"Well we obviously can't use that disguise in front of him now.." murmured Levy.
"He knows that Lucy can change faces and hair colour now.."
"How does he know what?!"
"Gals.." interrupted Lucy.
"-It's just a guess but-"

Mirajane, Lisanna, Levy and Erza were in the middle of a Who-Can-Be-The-Most-Annoying-And-Interrupt-Everyone
contest, Lucy was trying to say something, and Cana was sort of drowning in a bowl of milk.
The blonde sighed and dragged Cana's milky face away from the bowl.
Then she straightened up. "OI! ZIP IT FOR A SECOND AND LISTEN TO ME!" she yelled.

She went up to each girl and personally slapped all of them, except for Mirajane.
Juvia stared at her, apalled. "I don't want you to "help" me anymore!" Lucy said angrily, her hands on her hips. God, she felt like a fishwife.
"You've done more damage than help me! For god's sake, I didn't want to do anything!"

And then she left the room.

"That was awkward and weird," groaned Aoi.
Natsu nodded fervently. "This story is out of control!" he said.
Suddenly Aoi stood up and slammed Natsu's face onto the keyboard.

"Then you write, mother ******! I'm stressed!"
Natsu grinned devilishly despite his bleeding face.