"Jesus, Peach, you really need to get over this fart thing you have." Pikachu coughed as he wafted the smell away from him with his left hand, wincing his little black eyes. "It's a wonder that any of us are still alive."
Peach giggled as she pooted loudly again. "Forget my beautiful flatulence, look at my jeans!"
"...Jeans?" Meta Knight mumbled as he got over the awful stench, folding his stubby arms together. "Why are you wearing pants underneath your big, poofy dresses?"
Daisy sighed as she dropped her arms, shaking her head. "Peach says that we wouldn't have to worry about perverts trying to see our panties if we wore these underneath our dress."
"Yeah!" Peach exclaimed as she wrapped her right arm around Daisy. "And now that we have these, we can finally go to the Click Clock Wood!"
Awkward silence as Meta Knight and Pikachu coughed, glancing at each other oddly as Daisy stuck her tongue out in disgust, smelling Peach's gas as Peach farted again.
"Does every friggin' story Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus writes has to be in the Click Clock Wood?" Pikachu complained as he puffed his red cheeks.
Meta Knight shook his head as he shrugged. "Well, it's either that, or Seaside Hill."