~Harley~
"It has been reported that Gotham's newest villainess, Ringleader, has helped the Clown Prince if Crime, and Poison Ivy escape." I turned into the room that had the television on and stood in the doorway. The thugs in the room stared nervously at me. "In other news, a total of 68 people were killed in the mysterious circus explosion. There are no confirmed survivors." I ignored the t.v. Suddenly I heard a familiar sound. "Harleyyy!" Mr. J sang out. I followed his voice and found him in his study. Surprisingly he wasn't alone. Mr. J was sitting in his chair, Ivy was tending to the dying plant in the corner, Ringleader was sitting cross-legged on the corner if his desk, and two unidentifiable people were sitting on the couch playing with the cat and the dog from the circus. "There you are Harley!" Mr. J said cheerfully. I had no intentions of making conversations with anyone until this bitch was dead. I approached the desk and pulled her off by her hair. I remembered the gun that Mr. J kept in his top drawer. I quickly opened the drawer and found it. The click of the gun cocking caught everyone's attention. "Harls!" Ivy yelled leaving her plant. I ignored her and pressed the barrel into Ringleader's temple. Mr. J snapped out of his shock and tried to pry my hand out of her hair as Ivy tried to pull the gun away from her head. "Harley, stop!" They both yelled at me. Ringleader looked into the barrel if the gun and laughed. "Kill me." She said. Mr. J managed to get my hand out of her hair. She smiled widely and bit the barrel. I pulled the trigger and blood spray painted everything behind her. Ivy collapsed and the two people on the couch crowded around the two fallen girls. Ivy buried her face in her hands and let out a long loud sob. She was comforted by the guy. The girl dragged Ringleader over to the couch leaving a trail of blood. Mr. J grabbed my roughly by my shoulders and turned me around. He back handed me. I fell next to Ivy who looked down at me. "You stupid whore! You don't listen!" She yelled at me. "You just killed my SISTER!" She yelled reaching for my neck.
~Joker~
I never thought I'd see Ivy and Harley fighting each other for their lives. Me and "Stu", as Ringleader called him, could only watch as they rolled around screaming and scratching and choking each other. It was when Harley was on top choking Ivy and Ivy was reaching up choking Harley that me and Stu intervened. He grabbed Harley and I pulled Ivy from underneath her. I looked over at Ringleader and Rai. Ringleader was set up against the couch her head back on the cushion and Rai was next to her just watching her. I saw Rai pick up Ringleader's hand. Ivy pulled away from me and went back to her plant. It was silent except for Ivy crying. Rai looked up and smiled wildly. "What?" I asked. At that moment Ringleader's head rolled and she started moving. "That's the best you got, bitch?" She said. She looked up and her eyes locked on Harley. She giggled. "Wanna try again?" Everyone looked at her. She looked at all of our shocked expressions. "What? Never seen a resurrection before?" She asked getting up. The trail of blood on the floor, the blood sprayed around the room the blood on her turned brown then disappeared. "I laugh in the face of Death, so it sends me back." She approached Harley with the same hatred as when Harley entered the room. With a single punch she sent Harley across the room and into a wall. She fell out on the floor. Ringleader turned to me. "Now that I have your attention, I have something for you." She smiled. I eyed her and the other people around the room. "What?" I asked shoving my hands in my pocket and fingering my switchblade. "Your next greatest punchline." She said sitting back on my desk and crossing her legs. I couldn't do anything but laugh. I laughed for a long while before I could stop myself, and even then I wouldn't stop laughing. I wouldn't stop laughing until I was just wheezing and clapping like a seal on venom. Suddenly I forgot the joke at hand and stopped. Everything got serious then. "I'm listening."
I'm sorry this chapter is so short! I'm going to be working on another Ringleader story with my friend! So for now
The End. QUESTION MARK!?