"Ah, no, that'll be it. Just the two Armani suits size 42, the Donna Karan dress, the three pairs of Stuart Weitzman shoes, the Wong Gucci jacket and the Prada bag. What's the total?" Piper asked talking on the phone.
"Alright, we don't have much time," Sam said walking in the kitchen.
"Shh! I'm on the phone with Bloomingdales. Oh, okay, um, well, then I'm gonna have to split that on two credit cards. You can put $5000 on the card that's on file, and the re-" Piper said. Sam then pushes the receiver to end the conversation.
"What are you doing?"
"Saving your life or at least your credit rating, which is your life." Sam said.
"Leo needs suits."
"Leo doesn't wear suits!" Sam said.
"Yet." Piper said picking up a glass of wine.
"Are you drinking?" Sam asked in disbelief.
"Well, with what happened today I just felt depressed and I think that I deserve a little indulgence. Would you like a bit of bubbly?" Piper said holding the glass out to Sam.
"No. I want you to cooperate with me."
"Sorry, catch me up." Piper said.
"OK, so it turns out that those sin balls work a lot faster than we thought. Once infected, the victim only has a few hours before it drives them to a total self-destruction." Sam said.
"How did you know that?" Piper asked eating chocolates from a box.
"I looked in the book while you were eating chocolate and drinking wine." Sam said. Phoebe ran into the house and sat down right next to Piper.
"I have to tell you guys something!" Phoebe said putting her face in her hands. Paige then orbed in.
"I have to tell you guys what happened!" Paige said.
"Great, story time." Sam said.
Flashback:
"Now Phoebe, I'm very concerned about your absences." The man sitting across from Phoebe said.
"Really." Phoebe said not really paying attention.
"Now it says here," The man said taking out a piece of paper, "that you have left work in the middle of the day at least 29 times in three weeks. Now if you don't stop leaving work, we may have to fire you."
"No you won't." Phoebe said.
"What?"
"You won't fire me. I can offer you so much." Phoebe said getting up. "So much." Phoebe then grabs him and puts him on the floor.
"You what?!" Sam, Piper, and Paige said.
"I know I know it was stupid of me to do that."
"Well mine kind of tops your story." Paige said.
Flashback:
"So yesterday was insane!" Paige's date said.
"Oh really?" Paige said trying to actual pay attention.
"Yeah I mean," Paige's date kept rambling on but Paige couldn't focus. Suddenly a random girl comes running towards them.
"Jim?" The girl asks Paige's date.
"Lexi?" Jim said.
"Yeah! Oh my god how are you?" Lexi asked.
"Good." Jim said. Paige saw that they were both staring at each other and they kept smiling. It was like they didn't even know she was there. And who is this girl. Paige was on a date with this guy and this girl just comes along and basically takes her place. Jim didn't even introduce her to Lexi. Paige was jealous. She wanted to get rid of this girl. A waiter was walking getting all the dirty plates, silverware, and cups off of the tables and into a bin. Paige used her power to orb the bin over. The bin started rolling and was picking up speed. The bin came and hit the girl making her fall to the ground and the plates and drinks that were still full fall on her. Making her an ugly mess Paige saw her as.
"Paige that's terrible!" Sam said.
"I know. I just couldn't help it!"
"Why is this happening?" Phoebe asked desperately.
"You were infected!" Sam said.
"What?" I thought we were immune to it!" Paige said.
"Hello? Envy," Sam said gesturing to Paige, "Lust," Sam said gesturing to Phoebe, "and gluttony." Pointing at Piper.
"Leo!" Piper, Phoebe, and Paige screamed.
"Oh, no, no, no, Leo's not up there. He's in the living room watching TV." Sam said. They all got up and walked to the living room where they see Leo sitting on the couch watching TV.
"Something is wrong with this picture. You need chips. I'll go get some." Piper said. Sam just looked at her in disbelief.
"Leo what did the elders say?" Sam said frustrated.
"I don't know." Leo said.
"I didn't make it up there." Leo said
"Here you go honey." Piper said giving Leo chips.
"Oh, I'm gonna be thirsty soon." Leo said.
"I'm gonna be sick soon." Sam said disgusted. The doorbell rang and Piper got up to get it.
"Whoa these are beautiful!" Piper said referring to the hundreds of flowers that came through the door. The flowers were carried by two men. Phoebe then walked up to them.
"I'll say." Phoebe said. She smiled at one of the guys.
"Hey Phoebe, back off!" Paige said with fire in her eyes.
"Who sent the flowers?" Sam asked.
"I did!" Piper said.
"Alright that's it! You two need to go!" Sam said pushing the two delivery men out of the house.
"You guys need to get a grip of yourselves!" Sam said.
"Hey, how come you didn't get infected?" Paige asked Sam.
"Well I didn't get hit." Sam said shrugging her shoulders.
"Hey, I saw you get hit!" Piper said.
"Well I must be strong enough to fight it off which is good because you guys are gone!" Sam said. Sam's cell phone started to ring.
"Hello." Sam said.
"Hey Sam." Danny said. In the background she heard sirens and yelling.
"Danny, what is that?" Sam asked concerned.
"There's a guy who is holding the boss at a car dealer ship hostage, and I can't get in. It's ghost proof." Danny said before passing the phone to Tucker.
"He is doing this because he wants a car! Sam we need your help!" Tucker said.
"I'll be right there guys." Sam said hanging up.
"Who wants to come with me?" Sam asked her sisters.
"Oh, I'm going to stay here with my husband." Piper said sitting down.
"OK, Paige, Phoebe, let's go." Sam said.
"No." Paige and Phoebe said like they were asked to wake up at 3:00 in the morning.
"Let's go." Sam said grabbing Phoebe and Paige and orbing them to Amity Park.
"You think she's mad?" Piper asks Leo.
"Probably." Leo said moving over for Piper to sit next to him on the couch. Leo changed the channel and an infomercial came on. Leo changed the channel to something else but Piper stops him.
"Wait. Go back." Piper said tapping him on the shoulder. Leo changed the channel back for Piper.
"Give me the phone." Piper says to Leo. Leo hands her the phone and she starts to dial the number on the TV.
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