A/N: -yawns- it's 6:00 AM

BEGIN! CHAPPY 6! (ohh the irony x3)

Madara strode back into the experiment room, weasels in one hand and Pein's tail in the other.

"If you had just come quietly, I wouldn't have had to drag you here." Madara sighed, casually bolting him to the table. "Be a good boy and don't move."

Pein whimpered as Madara took out a knife, a drill, and a few other sharp, painful-looking objects. Madara put his soon-to-be-stained-red lab coat on and turned to face Pein.

"Because you were a bad boy, I'm not using morphine, only pain killers." he smirked as he injected the needle into the kitty, watching as he relaxed.

Taking the knife, he started to cut deep into Pein's left hand, and when he finally reached the bone, he began filing, reshaping, and attaching it. When he was finished, he stepped back to examine his work. The bone was glistening, covered in blood, and the tendons were twitching. There were chunks of pale skin lying around it. Madara reached into a little freezer-box thingy and took out some cat skin, the same color as the rest of Pein's fur. He quickly de-thawed and sewed it on, carefully attaching the nerves and muscles together. When he was finished, he repeated the process on the left hand, putting the bloody muscle and skin into the trash. Wiping his hands, he sighed and took out a sheet of notes. He looked at them.

"So, remove the rest of the leg below the knee and take some muscle off...hmm...add a few bones...and the paws and fur...to make this look correct and to balance the body, use formula B16 to shrink the patient..." Madara absentmindedly reached for the formula. "Shit!"

He knocked it over, and it landed on Pein, spreading then sinking into his skin. Pein whimpered at the feeling of heat that was coursing through him, slowing turning into fire. Madara swore again and watched as Pein's body shook and he began to shrink, until he was the size of a tall cat or a growing puppy. He was only around 3 feet tall when he was spread out on the table, and if he were to be standing like he normally does, on all fours, he would be only 1 and 1/2 feet tall.

"Crap!" Madara sighed. "Whatever..."

Working quickly, he chopped off the bottoms of Pein's leg, and removed some muscles. He added the back paws, having to sew rather fast, and grimaced as he removed the skin. After adding the new fur, he stepped back and wiped his forehead on the sleeve of his lab coat, making a large red line across his face in the process.

"Man, that was close." Madara sighed.

Pein stirred again, barely moving because of the mind-numbing pain he was in. He could barely move his hands...paws...things and couldn't feel his legs.

"Mad-dara-sama.." he mewed, sounding pitiful.

"Ahh the vocal chords and brain surgery." Madara sounded cheery, like he was merely commenting on the weather.

He reached down and admired his work again, smiling at how adorable his kitty looked, all covered in blood and shaking. He opened Pein's mouth, using tongs, and used a flashlight to see in. "Hmm..." humming under his breath, he cut, watching the blood flow. Pein choked, trying not to swallow his own blood, but a jab to his stomach by the scientist caused him to swallow. Madara cut again, pulling out the muscles that allowed speech, and leaving only one, enough for Pein to say a few simple things and make cat noises.

After examining his work again and scratching behind his cat's ears to soothe him, he picked up a scalpel and the drill before starting to work on the brain.

(time lapse of a few hours.)

Pein lay on the table, covered in blood and bits of skin. He was coughing, and the pain killers were wearing off. His throat was incredibly sore, and his hands and legs were on fire. His clothes felt itchy and strange as well, and looking around, he noticed that he could only see about 3 colors. One of them was red, and that was all he saw in the room. "M-" he gurgled, still choking on blood. "M-meow..mew?! Nya! Mew mew mew mew mew mew..." he continued like that for a while, struggling until Madara came back into the room.

"Awwww. My Pein-chan is adorable. Come on, you can't walk, so I'll carry you." Madara unbolted the cat and picked him up.

Pein was still confused, glancing around to see all of the caged animals and occasional people.

"What the heck happened to you, boy?" a gruff voice asked when Madara stopped to feed one of the humans.

"Huh?" Pein turned his incredibly sore neck and came face to face with a dog. "Wha- oh...I can understand you!"

The dog sighed. "I asked you a question. All animals can understand eachother, by the way. I guess you're more animal then human, and you do look it."

Pein tilted his head "Huh? What do you mean?"

The dog rested its face against its paws. "Well, you got animal parts. From what I can see, you're covered in fur. Except your face, you only have small whiskers there. But your arms are all cat-like and furry as well as your legs."

Pein gasped and looked down at himself. It was true, the only human part about him seemed to be his head and face. "That must be why my clothes are so itchy." he thought.

"What..." Pein was at a loss for words.

"Look, kid. I'm not saying you look weird. If you get used to it, you actually look adorable!" the dog shook his big head. "I mean, you really do. You have the cat ears and body, although you are about my size. Which is pretty big, for a kitty."

Pein looked up at Madara's blood stained face and sighed.

Madara glanced at the kitty and smiled, trudging past the dog and into his room. "Here we go."

He set Pein down, who wobbled before falling. "Aww, it's ok." Scratching his ears, he picked him up again and lay him onto the bed.

"Perfect...you just look magnificent..." Madara sighed. "Experiments are never quite finished, I suppose."

Pein was too tired to care and he purred while Madara stroked his head and back. Madara pulled off Pein's shirt, leaving his furry body exposed. Pein sighed happily, that was so much better. He stretched before curling into a ball and falling asleep.

A/N: MWA HAHA! Readers, should Madara make Pein into a complete kitty, or should he be a sphinx forever?

Pein: HUMAN!

K-Pein: Meow!

Madara: CAT!

Erun: oh Itaachii!

Itachi: -still in shock from last chapter- O/_\O

Erun: -whispers- you're next...