A/N: hmm...I'm thinking of putting up some fanfics for adoption...
CHAPPY 7!
BEGIN!
Itachi was curled up on the couch when something furry brushed his face and he sneezed. "Mm...5 more minutes..."
"Mew..." a soft voice said, something poking him.
Itachi slowly opened his eyes to see Pein, at least that's who he thought it was, sitting in front of him, his tail swinging and poking his face.
"Huh?!" Itachi bolted up before remembering where he was. "Crap...I have to leave..."
Pein mewled again. "Mew..."
Itachi frowned. "Can't you talk?"
Pein shook his head then motioned towards the door with a paw. "Mew!"
Itachi nodded and opened it, surprised to find it unlocked. Pein scampered out, turning back and looking pointedly at him before running down the hall again. Itachi followed, jogging to keep up. "Wait!"
Pein turned and stopped. "Mew?"
"Where's my little brother?!" Itachi asked.
"Mew mew meow mew nya mew meow meow." Pein sighed unhappily then just shook his head and continued to run.
"Wait!" Itachi chased him then came to a halt at a door. "What?" he opened it and a rush of fresh air greeted him. The exit. It was the exit!
"Mew!" Pein nudged his leg and started to push him out the door. "RAEOW! (that surprised cat noise that they make.)" he hissed in pain.
"Bad, bad, BAD kitty-cat." Madara sighed. "I thought that the brain surgery would be enough, but I guess not. It's too bad that you're my favorite, although it's lucky for you. I keep forgiving you, maybe this time I need to punish." Madara pushed the hissing Pein into a crate that he carried and closed the little cage door. "Now, Itachi-chan, come here."
Itachi shook his head, his eyes wide. "N-no...!"
"If you come here, I promise to make the procedures all quick and painless." Madara smiled, as if that would get Itachi to relax.
"No! I won't be one of those...one of those THINGS!" he cried.
"Aww. It isn't so bad. Kisame likes it. Deidara likes it. Pein...doesn't love it, but it isn't horrible. It's all for science and to create a new breed of super-animals. You won't lose your memory, and it really won't hurt too much, if you behave."
Itachi opened his mouth to argue and he was tackled from behind.
"Got him boss, desu ne." Kisame grinned.
Itachi growled, twisting wildly. "I thought you were my friend!"
Kisame looked down, a hint of sadness in his eyes. "I don't need friends. Madara-sama is enough for me."
Madara smirked as Deidara came up behind him. "Dei-san, take Pein-chan to my room. Don't let him out of the cage. Stay there just in case." he bent down after handing Pein off to Deidara, until he was eye-level with Itachi. "Now...it's your turn..."
Itachi screamed.
A/N: I know, short. XP
Itachi: dammit, Erun, you better not be making me what I think you are...
Erun: well at least you won't (cough)haveyourmemoryerased AND beturnedintoacompletecat (cough)
Pein: WHAT?!
Erun: (all innocent) :3 is something wrong, Pein-sama? Say the disclaimer, dear.
Pein: NO! -hiding whiskers-
Erun: Oh...ok..Ita-nii, disclai-?
Itachi: -curled into a ball- I'm not a weasel, I'm not a weasel, I'm not a weasel...
Erun: -.-; ok then...Kisame?
Kisame: -glomping Madara- hm?
Erun: MADARA?!
Madara: -scratching Pein's cat ears-
Erun: FINE! CHARACTERS BELONG TO MASASHI KISHIMOTO! Ugh!
Deidara: Uhhh...I coulda said it, un...
Erun: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Dx
RFF