White Rabbit

Warning: I'm actually trying to make as much uncommon sense in this one as daringly possible, so…sorry.

Disclaimer: You might just as well say is 'I own when I write' is the same thing as 'I own what I don't'

'In that direction,' the Cat said, waving its right paw round, 'lives a Hatter: and in that direction,' waving the other paw, 'lives a March Hare. Visit either you like: they're both mad.'
'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad'

'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice
'You must be' said the Cat 'or you wouldn't have come here'. – Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

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She was rather surprised to find the queen sitting at the foot of her bed.

Her majesty was currently trifling through a book of utter discontent, for her face showed no glee and very little humor of what was within those stale pages. Giving the girl very little consideration, she stepped from her bed and onto the wooden floor.

An arm sprouted from the unmoving floor and more blossomed within seconds in a show of very unusual talent they all grabbed a cup that was perched upon a dresser, and then sent it on its way towards the slothful Queen.

"Peculiar." the girl mumbled in awe.

Leaving the room unnoticed the young maiden found herself looking into the eyes of the caterpillar. His golden blonde hair cascaded over his left eye as a smoking stick stuck out from in between his lips. The Caterpillar leered at her making his curled eyebrows bounce slightly as words of praise exited out of his mouth and towards the girl's unappreciative ears. "Too bothersome." The girl mumbled once again as she left the gushing caterpillar.

Sighing softly, she made her way across the ship and before too little time was passed, she had run into a Jack of Spades.

The Jack snored in a very embarrassing manner as his moss green head slumped against the ships side. His swords were nestled in between his arms like three sleeping children; this made the girl shiver in fright. "He must be much too violent …" She huffed and continued passed the Jack.

Alas, her small journey was interrupted by none other than the March Hare, and the Dormouse.

She had seen them at first within a fair distance as the Dormouse's pink hat came into her view. Then came the loud squawk of the March Hare as the extraordinarily longed nosed man sped by quickly lessening the distance between him and the fleeing Dormouse.

The girl stepped to the side to allow both of them enough space to flee, and to her much unsuspecting surprise, she sees another figure running after the two runners. It is none other than the blue haired Speedo wearing figure of Tweedledum, his tropic shirt flapped as he passed the curious girl screaming obscenities at the other two in the loudest voice his metallic lungs could muster.

Watching their retreating figures, the orange haired girl did not notice a new silhouette approaching her.

"Shishishi!"

Her eyes widened as two hands rested on opposite shoulders. "About time!" A voice said behind her, and before she knew it the girl found herself staring towards a new character altogether.

His grin was like one of a mad man, and his skin shook in rubbery delight, "I thought you were going to sleep all day Nami!"

And with that the Mad Hatter gathered the girl into his arms and squeezed, "Or are you still in Wonderland?"

Blinking several times, Nami let the fuzz of sleep descend from her senses and focused on the embrace from her captain.

"You have no idea, Luffy …"

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"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"

A/N:

Ow…my head hurts. DAMN YOU LEWIS CAROLL! You made it seem easy but no it is much harder than one would think.

Hmmm if anyone's wondering about Luffy's question, it's supposed to be like when people ask "Are you in La-la land?" or something like that. Stupid I know but whatever.

Well I tried, guess that's all I can do so please try to enjoy it.

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