Lost in the Supermarket

Disclaimer: don't own a thing

Note: This is an AU

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"Please?"

"No!"

"Pretty please?"

"No!"

"Pretty please with a cherry on top?"

"Luffy I swear to God!"

The younger male let out a small whimper as he gently placed the packet back onto the shelf, "But they're chewy …" He said in his last protest.

His companion let out a weary sigh as she started to massage her throbbing temples. "I don't care …" She grumbled. "We already have cookies at home."

Walking away from the product, Luffy couldn't help but make several regretful glances back towards their direction. Pushing the cart, Nami turned towards the dairy section and did not seem to notice that her companion was no longer with her.

If anyone noticed the young raven haired man ripping into the package of chewy chocolate chip cookies, then they chose to simply ignore it as he gulped down the cookies like they were his last dinner.

"What in the Hell?!"

Luffy's small frenzy halted immediately with the arrival of his orange haired companion, "You idiot!"

Looking over to her, the soon-to-be deceased male broke out into a chocolaty smile, "Want some?"

Nami's brow creased as her teeth gritted into a tight jaw lock, "No …" She seethed, "I don't want some …" Wrenching the packet out of his hand, the young woman took it, and her companion back to the cart. "Now stay!" She growled, "Or so help me, Luffy, I'll sell you to the butcher!"

Luffy's demeanor dropped immediately, his lips pursed slightly as a pout crossed his face. Casting a longing look towards the package, the young man groaned in dismay.

"Luffy!" Nami's voice broke through his thoughts, making him jump slightly before following after her.

Making sure to keep continuous glances towards Luffy, the young tangerine haired woman made her way towards the produce. "Nami?"

Not bothering to look back the girl answered, "Yes Luffy?"

The young man eyed the many pounds of uncooked meat as they passed by the deli. "Do you think they sell meat flavored cookies?"

Nami paled, "I don't think so Luffy …"

"What about meat flavored juice?"

This time she actually gagged. "No …"

"Well, what about meat flavored ice cream?"

"I don't think they sell meat flavored anything, Luffy … At least, not anything that's supposed to be sweet …" She said, wanting to end this conversation now.

As they approached the produce section, Nami's eyes lingered on one sign that was precariously hung over a batch of oranges, "A sale?" Her attention was immediately split in half as she made her way towards the fruit.

The forgotten male watched as Nami's watchful eyes let him. Looking down across the store, Luffy realized the opportunity at hand.

"Shishishi!"

Pushing the car, the boy slowly started to build speed, a mirthful grin crossing his face once he was going fast enough. Lifting his sandaled feet from the floor, the boy let the cart zoom pass most of the stores other customers.

Imagine his surprise when an obstacle came into his trajectory, "Ah!"

It seemed as if the store had recently decided to run a sale on canned corn, for a makeshift fortress stood before him.

The cart hit the can fortress like a missile, effectively stopping the cart and sending poor Luffy into the metal basket. Having knocked out the fortress' foundation, the cans followed suit, right on top of the poor young man.

"Gah!"

"Clean up in aisle 5!"

A shiver ran down Nami's spine. Turning away from the fruits, the young woman was horrified to see she had lost Luffy. 'He wouldn't …' Looking down the section, she could make out a crowd gathering around what looked like a pile of cans, and then she drooped. 'He would …'

Anger seemed too radiate off her as she stomped her way towards the mess. Making her way through the crowd, the homicidal female managed to see the handles of her cart and the sandaled feet of her companion

"Luffy!" She hissed, "Get out from there"

At first, she got no reply as the toes merely wriggled, then came a muffled … "Un-uh …"

"What?!" She barked "Luffy!"

"Nwo!" Came his muffled replied "Yow'll hewt me …"

Nami blinked her eyebrows furrowing slightly, "Luffy …." She started, "Are you eating the cookies?"

"... Nwo …"

Embarrassment soon made its way into Nami's senses as she noticed the crowd expand slightly. "Luffy …" she seethed "Either you come out, or I'm coming in!"

A few snickers could be heard from behind her as some of the other customers listened in.

At first, Luffy did not respond. Either he was contemplating this or merely just finishing off the rest of the cookies she did not know. However, movement soon knocked several cans over as a hand shot out from within the bunch. Another followed suit as the legs bent slightly.

His head soon emerged as bits of corn could be seen from his black hair.

Nami sighed as she rubbed her still throbbing temples. She didn't bother watching as Luffy made his way down from the cart, nor really listening to the snickers around her. Before Luffy could get a word out edge wise, Nami's fingers pinched his cheek … hard.

Giving it a hard yank, she pulled the doomed male through the crowd, her face showing the extent of her embarrassment and anger.

When they reached the aisle full of freezers and frozen food, Nami spent almost no time in unleashing her mountain of anger upon the slightly fearful male. Her fist grounded onto the top of his raven head as yelps of pain exited his mouth.

"You moron!" She yelled over his sounds of protest, "Do you have any idea how embarrassing that was?!" Her ministrations stopped as she gave another heavy sigh in irritation. Letting go of him, she walked a small distance away from him, "God Luffy if I can't even bring you to the supermarket, then where can I?" Still groaning a bit in agony, Luffy watched her retreating back, "You really embarrass me sometimes!"

His demeanor wilted slightly as her words sunk in. Rubbing his right arm with his left, the raven haired boy uttered something so light and meek, that it barely managed to reach the girl in front of him.

"Sorry …"

Although she was still irritated, the girl faced him once again, and watching his reaction, she found that her aggravation was quickly leaving her as she made her way back towards him.

He gave her no real response as her arms encircled him. Nor did he seem to notice when she buried herself into his raven locks. "Don't worry about it …" She murmured within her hiding spot, then tilting his head back slightly, the girl pressed her soft lips against his forehead, "Idiot …"

His reaction was instantaneous, a smile crossing his face as she let him go.

"Shishishi!"

Seeing his smile, the girl couldn't help but admit that it was infectious. Watching as he peered into the iced over glass of the freezer, the girl then chuckled, "Well you recover quickly …"

Luffy didn't reply, instead his eyes widened considerably as he opened a glass door and laughed in glee. "Look Nami!" He exclaimed shoving a container into her face, "Steak flavored ice cream!"

Nami blanched, "What the ...?"

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I'm all lost in the supermarket
I can no longer shop happily
I came in here for that special offer
A guaranteed personality – Lost in the Supermarket by The Clash

A/N: Just a quick thanks to Con for the pointers.

As well i Hope you guys all enjoy and review

See ya

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