Music is my hot, hot sex

First Italics are song lyrics, last one thought

Disclaimer: I own neither the character, nor the song that won't leave my head.

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She has a big pair of headphones; the buds would envelope her entire ear, cutting off all the noise that came from the outside world.

These devices are a must if one chooses a life with Monkey D. Luffy.

Letting her stiff body drop onto the couch the girl let out a groan as she felt for the CD player.

Finally her hand found the circular device and her finger lightly pressed down upon the 'Play' button. Immediately the device started to tremble as the disc spun within it, the head phones soon started to shake as they were set on their highest volume.

"From all the drugs the one I like more is music"

There she sat, merely lounging within the living room as she stared at the T.V. yet heard not a word of the program that was being broadcasted.

"From all the junks the one I need more is music"
"From all the boys the one I take home is music"

It wasn't much of a surprise when Luffy barged through the door. His usual smile stapled upon his face as his red windbreaker flapped around his accelerated body. He obviously came in shouting since his gums were flapping faster than Nami could think possible.

"Music is my boyfriend"
"Music is my girlfriend"

If he either didn't notice or care about the fact that she was wearing head phones, Nami couldn't tell you. However he kept on talking as he made his way into the kitchen and out of the tangerine haired girl's sight.

"Music is my dead end"
"Music is my imaginary friend"

A little while later Luffy appeared from the kitchen, his cheeks full as he continuously bit into his rapidly disappearing sandwich.

"Music is my brother"
"Music is my great-grand-daughter"

She really couldn't tell if he was chewing with his mouth open or he was still talking. He plopped onto the sofa next to her and stared into the television screen. Idly she wondered when was the last time he had gotten a hair cut since his black locks were hovering just over his eyelids.

"From all the jobs the one I choose is music"
"From all the drinks the one I get drunk of music"

Luffy seemed to have finished his rant as he tilted his head slightly and turned his stare towards her in a questioning manner.

"Music is my hometown"
"Music is my king-size bed"

Nami sweat dropped, her eyes widening slightly once she realized that he was expecting an answer. Sifting her eyes she saw nothing that could possibly bring her out of this hopeless situation, so the girl went with her only option…

"Music is where I meet my friends"
"Music is my hot, hot bath"

…she nodded…

"Music is my hot, hot sex"
"Music is my back rub"

To her immediate relief, Luffy seemed intensely satisfied with this response since his face was once again enveloped within a smile as he jumped from his seat. Making his way towards the kitchen where he once again disappeared, when he finally emerged the young man gave Nami an energetic wave before exiting the apartment.

"My music is where I'd like you to touch"

The young woman blinked, her eyebrows furrowing slightly as she tried to comprehend what the hell just happened?

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A peculiar figure leaned against the brick structure; letting out an exasperated sigh the young man scratched his elongated nose.

"Usopp!"

His posture straightened as his noise echoed through the air. Flicking his gaze towards the entrance he managed to see his friend standing triumphantly as a pair of keys twirled around his fore finger.

"You actually managed to convince her?" Usopp questioned as he approached his ever energetic friend.

Luffy responded with an enthusiastic nod as they began to make their way towards Nami's small red automobile "She always listens better with music."

Entering the car, Usopp's unease only increased as he watched Luffy stare at the shifter in wonder "You do know how to drive right?" The only real response he managed to get was a "Shishishi!" and the turn of the ignition.

The moment Usopp knew this was a bad idea, would have to be when Luffy shifted into 'R' and proclaimed that they were now going to go "Really fast!"

"Thank god for seat belts!"

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hmm the song is called Music is my hot, hot sex and a friend was kind enough to get it stuck in my head, and so the end result was this lil song fic.

thanks for that bud.

anyways hope u guys enjoy

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