Title: Bullshit!
Pairing: Imayoshi x Kuroko (Requested by: R3iga1004)
A/N: Got the idea after reading the chapter when Imayoshi was marking Kuroko and an episode of Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu Ni! :D P.S: I've been wondering…do my mistakes annoy you guys? I reread my work from time to time and notice that I have MULTIPLE mistakes. It saddens me that I don't notice them since I tend to type fast. D: How do you get a Beta Reader? Warning: Rated T for swearing and minor nudity. ;3 Also, I don't remember how to play Bullshit anymore XD it's been years. So don't mind it :DDisclaimer: I don't own anything.
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"Bullshit!" Kagami yelled as he pointed to the card that Imayoshi had placed down.
Imayoshi smirked, flipping the card over. It showed that he wasn't lying at all. "You're out."
"Ugh." Kagami was completely naked as he walked away from the table. He was one of the tallest members so he practically towered over the others. Everyone else in both teams was bare. Hyuuga didn't even have his glasses on. The only two spared was Riko and Satsuki, the two of them already fast asleep, mumbling something about their beauty sleep. If they even tried to have the two participate, it would have meant death. Now Kuroko was the only one left.
"I see it's only the two of us." Imayoshi fixed his glasses; his eyes twinkled even though they were barely opened. "The way it should be."
Kuroko just nodded, his eyes void of emotion and his expression indifferent. He would have won by now if Imayoshi hadn't been his opponent. It was Kuroko's turn to place his card faced down. He thankfully still had his boxers and his undershirt on.
"You sure are a formidable opponent Kuroko-kun." Imayoshi grinned. He only had his glasses and boxers on. "To think that the two of us are equals."
"Yes." Kuroko, although not allowing his weaknesses be known to the other team, he wasn't tense at all. He was actually having a lot of fun.
Earlier that day:
It was Spring Break and the Seirin team was finally able to get a vacation without having to train their asses off. After the Winter Cup and what not, the days passed with the normal training and honing their skills. Finally they could relax!
"Is everyone here?!" Hyuuga shouted as he looked at their faces.
"Wait! Where's Kuroko?" They almost forgot about him. They looked towards the back of the group to see him raising his hand.
"I was here all along." Kuroko said.
Kagami stared at him. For some reason he felt suspicious.
"Phew." Kuroko sighed, a drop of sweat running down his face.
"Ah! You liar you just got here!" Kagami shouted for the rest of the group to hear.
They all looked at Kuroko, whom didn't deny it.
"Really?" They all shook their heads. It wasn't the first time he did that.
Kagami laughed as he pointed at Kuroko. "I got you!"
Although Kuroko didn't say anything, he glared at Kagami, making him shiver.
The two followed the team to the train station, their destination, the Hot Springs.
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As the team settled down, they couldn't wait to try the bath.
Some decided to try odd swimming styles in the water, others wanted to peep on the women only side and well one decided that the heat was too much for him.
"Kuroko!? Don't fall asleep!" Izuki yelled at Kuroko as he lay against the rocks of the Hot Spring.
"Sorry, I'm a bit dizzy." Kuroko mumbled as he swayed back and forth.
"Get out now! Kagami! Take him with you!" Izuki ordered.
"Aww." Kagami frowned.
The two left and entered the area where they could get something to drink.
"Do you wanna drink something?" Kagami asked.
"...A Pocari please." Kuroko laid on top of a bench, a folded towel on his forehead.
"Here." Kagami handed it to Kuroko.
"Ah, thank you so much." Kuroko sat up and Kagami sat down beside him.
Kuroko opened the can and began to sip it.
Kagami scratched the side of his face. "Hey Kuroko...?"
"Mhm?"
"You know about how I...Nevermind." Kagami shook his head. "I'm going to buy another Pocari. They're all out."
"Huh? Okay." Kuroko wasn't really paying attention. He was still out of it so he decided to lay back down.
After a couple of seconds, he heard someone sit down near his head.
"Kagam-." He looked up, expecting the red head, but instead his eyes met with someone unexpected. "What are you…?"
Ex-Captain, Imayoshi of Touou Academy smirked. "Hello Kuroko-kun. It's been a while."
Kuroko shot up. "Where did he come from?" He thought.
Imayoshi chuckled.
"Imayoshi-san." Kuroko bowed a little in greeting. "What are you doing here?"
"Eh~? What's wrong with me being here?" Imayoshi said, clearly acting.
Kuroko stared.
"Oh come on, don't be so tense." Imayoshi frowned.
"…I thought that you've retired from the team." Kuroko questioned.
"Ah yes, but that doesn't mean my role has finished."
"Eh?"
"Well you see Kuroko-kun," Imayoshi pushed the middle of his glasses with his middle finger. "I still have a debt to repay you." He spoke, an eerie aura emitting from him. Although one would think of something kind, that was the last thing on Imayoshi's mind.
"I didn't do anything." Kuroko stared at him.
"Oh?" Imayoshi smirked. "I guess you don't remember…" He stood up.
Kuroko's eyes followed him. He seriously didn't remember doing anything to him.
"Kuroko Tetsuya, I challenge you to a game of Bullshit!" Imayoshi pointed.
"A game of Bullshit?" Kagami suddenly returned. He placed his arm around Imayoshi's shoulders. "Sounds interesting, I used to play that a lot back in the states."
Imayoshi glared at him. "Could you please get off of me?" He grabbed Kagami's hand, squeezing it.
"Tch." Kagami stepped back.
"Heh." Imayoshi snickered. "How about we make this involve the others too?" He snapped his fingers and immediately, Sakurai was beside him.
"Y-Yes sir?!" Sakurai smiled nervously.
"Gather everyone into our room, including the Seirin team." Imayoshi walked away and then paused. "Let the fun begin." He chuckled evilly and disappeared.
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After that, Sakurai did as he told. Soon they were all gathered in a room. They all sat around a round table.
"What have you gotten us into?" Hyuuga asked as he dug his right elbow into Kuroko's head.
"I biddn't bo anything." He mumbled, not being able to speak with Hyuuga covering his mouth.
"Sure." Hyuuga dug deeper.
"He is right." Imayoshi interrupted with a sly smile. "But Kagami accepted and I'm sure Seirin isn't the type of team to go back on their word."
Hyuuga glared. "So it's also your doing." He dealt a blow to Kagami.
Kagami opened his mouth to speak.
"What are the rules?" Aomine smiled.
Kagami closed it and inched away and Aomine frowned.
Kuroko tilted his head, but smiled. He knew the reason behind his behavior.
"Well…how about we make a bet?" Imayoshi asked.
This was when Riko decided to speak. "No betting."
Satsuki nodded, agreeing with her. "However…why don't we make things more challenging?"
The boys felt a chill. Something bad was going to happen.
The two managers chuckled as they planned the member's demise.
Back to the Present:
Kuroko placed his card down. "Queen." He needed to be careful. The only clothing he had left was his boxers. As for Imayoshi, he had discarded his boxers, his glasses remaining.
"Why didn't you take off your glasses you retard?!" They all shouted. They seriously didn't understand him.
Imayoshi smirked. "I have to keep my image."
"~!" They all lost their voices from screaming too much.
"Now then." Imayoshi placed his next card on top of Kuroko's. "Four."
"Bullshit." Kuroko cursed.
"Uh uh uh." Imayoshi flipped the card over, proving that he really did place the card down.
Kuroko's eyes widened. "I lost?"
Imayoshi fist pumped the air. "Yes!"
Kuroko was forced to remove his boxer shorts, shocking everyone.
"You little bastard!" Kagami and Aomine shouted at the same time.
Kuroko still had another pair underneath. He decided to run or else the game really would continue.
"Get him!" They all shouted as they began a game of tag.
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After a couple of hours, they realized that catching Kuroko was difficult and they quickly gave up. Little did they know, he never actually left the room. He had used his misdirection by just moving to the side a little. He smiled when they all decided to chase him.
"You never disappoint me."
Kuroko heard a chuckling voice and knew that Imayoshi was still in the same spot as before (he hadn't put on his clothes yet). That reminded him. Everyone ran off naked.
"So you noticed." Kuroko said as he continued to stand.
"Of course." Imayoshi slowly stood up in all his naked glory. "There's no way you would admit defeat so easily. You have a lot of pride."
Kuroko nodded though he was a little worried about how close Imayoshi was now. The man towered before him. Kuroko could easily be hidden with his body alone. "What was the point of this game?"
Imayoshi looked Kuroko over without his glasses.
Kuroko could easily read his eyes. They appeared to be hungry. Kuroko tried his best not to gulp.
"That's a nice look in your eyes." Imayoshi's hand caressed Kuroko's cheek, his breath lingering on his pale neck.
Kuroko shuddered.
Imayoshi inched closer to Kuroko's ear, his sensitive spot. "Why didn't you let me kiss you back then?" He whispered.
Kuroko remembered that Imayoshi had confessed his love for Kuroko after his game against Rakuzan High. He had ignored it. Why would the Ex-Captain of Touou have feelings for him? Kuroko believed that it was a prank at the time. That was until he came across Aomine confessing to Kagami a week ago.
Ever since then, Kagami had avoided the tanned male. Kuroko could easily tell that Kagami also liked him and honestly, Kuroko was happy for the two. Helping the two of them become closer helped him forget about the glasses wearer. Who would have thought that they would end up meeting at a Hot Springs by coincidence?
"...You guys came here on purpose didn't you?" Kuroko asked.
Imayoshi grinned. "Nothing gets by you." He placed his arms on the wall behind Kuroko, blocking him from escaping.
"Why do you like me?" Kuroko mumbled after some time. He lifted his head and stared into Imayoshi's eyes.
Imayoshi, knowing that lying to Kuroko wouldn't work, told the truth. "I don't know...I just do. Does loving someone need a reason?"
"..." Kuroko shook his head, understanding that love can't be explained in just words. "...How do I know that you really do?"
A wide grin spread across Imayoshi's face. "How about I just show you?" He leaned forward and lightly kissed Kuroko on his lips. Though the kiss seemed innocent at first, Imayoshi proceeded by nibbling on Kuroko's bottom lip, smiling when Kuroko responded with a soft moan. He chuckled into Kuroko's mouth, forcing his tongue in between the opening.
Soon, Kuroko also got into the mood. He wrapped his arms around Imayoshi's neck, pulling him closer, deepening their kiss. Kuroko succumbed to the other's skill, but Imayoshi was surprised that Kuroko also had some moves. Who would have thought that Kuroko could make the Imayoshi blush?
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In the end, everyone forgot about Kuroko and had left the couple when they saw them doing some "exercises" in the room. Later that week, the two of them had a double date with Aomine and Kagami. Although everyone was interested, they didn't want to see what the two couples could do when no one was watching.
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A/N:
For now, I have decided that I won't be accepting requests.
Just Kidding! :D The thing is, since I have 20 requests as of 3/28/13, I have decided to not accept any for Kuroko's Timeout. I tend to get annoyed when a story has over 20 chapters, I don't know it just does. So for the requests I receive after this chapter (Chapter 9), I will make another one-shot collection for those. :D So far, I would have 27 chapters based on the current requests. So after that, please expect to see another one-shot collection for me! (Kuroko centered of course).
Kat nee-san: Haizaki x Kuroko
JustAnotherFan: Akashi x Kuroko (innocent)
AJ-Machado: Moriyama x Kuroko
innocent-orange-sky: Takao x Kuroko
Dariahn: Murasakibara x Kuroko
Tetsunya: Aomine x Kuroko
animefan106: Izuki x Kuroko
fangirling-girl: Kasamatsu x Kuroko
Yoruhime-san: Aomine x Kuroko (Fluffy)
TunaFish Of Vongola: Murasakibara x Kuroko
fangirling-girl: Miyaji x Kuroko
iivogelchen: Hanamiya x Kuroko
Kagecchi: Akashi x Kuroko x Kise
iivogelchen: Himuro x Kuroko
itachisgurl93: Eikichi x Kuroko (Jelly Aomine)
blackraven623: Kagami x Kuroko (cooking lesson)
frania: Mitobe x Kuroko
Yamanaka Chika: Akashi x (Posessive!)Kuroko
blackraven623: Uncrowned Generals x Kuroko
-END- of Kuroko's Timeout when blackraven623's request is completed. Another one-shot collection will be created. :D Kekeke I wonder if you can guess its name XD
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