CHAPTER 4
THE RAVE REVISITED

"Mmmm, you feel so good inside me" Jenny said as Brad lifted and seperated her sweaty legs and smashed his pelvis into hers.
"I really like the way your resistence gets me hard" Brad complimented Jenny as she unclasped her bra and swung it over her head.

Jenny started to go down on Brad and as she slurped she heard a horrible laugh. She withdrew and stared aghast at Brad's ding-dong, which was now Freddy Krueger's head.

"AH AH!" Freddy Krueger Penis said, "NO TEETH, BITCH!"

The room went black, and the next thing she knew, Jenny now found herself in a gigantic Freddy Krueger mouth. She shivered in terror and screamed as the mouth closed. Freddy's sandpaper tongue lolled about and started ripping at her exposed skin. She was bleeding profusely when Freddy swallowed her, and her screams disappeared into the void of his esophagus.

"AAAHHH!!! I LOVE SOUL FOOD!" Freddy smiled.

The next person to go was Micky the nerd. Micky was standing outside the tent moping because he wanted to fuck Jenny but Brad was fucking her instead. He was playing with his lightstick all unaware that he would never taste the sweetness of her juices, that his love had already been brutally slaughtered by FREDDY KREUGER!

He threw the lightstick up in the air, and a burnt zombie hand grabbed it. "Hey, what are you--" he started to say but FREDDY KREUGER was the one who had grabbed it, and FREDDY LOVES LIGHTSTICKS!

Freddy started dancing with the lightstick, rubbing himself all over like someone who'd taken a hit of ecstasy.
"MICKY YOU LITTLE MEATBALL!" Freddy murmured diabolically. "YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP UP YOUR WATER INTAKE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!"

Freddy's glove changed into a funnel that he forced into Micky's mouth. Micky tried to run but his feet were stuck in the ground! Freddy lifted an endless jug of water and poured it into Micky's mouth, and Micky grew fatter and fatter! His clothes ripped! THEN HIS SKIN RIPPED! Micky EXPLODED from all the water, covering everyone with his guts and thick layer of white fat, as well as a torrent of water!

Everyone tried to run but the ground was made muddy by Micky's blood and guts and the water so they tripped and then Freddy turned the mud into sulfuric acid which ate away all their skin. He flicked his gloved hand toward some kid and set him on fire, and as he ran around screaming horribly, Freddy bonked him on the head with an oversized mallet and knocked his brains out.

One football player smashed Freddy on the head with a broom which was not a smart idea because Freddy turned the broom into a snake with Freddy's head that coiled around the football player and crushed him to death before swallowing the corpse whole.

"THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS! AAAAA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!" Freddy Krueger Snake said.

Freddy swung his knives so hard that he straight up decapitated some dude who fell onto his girlfriend trapping her as everyone ran over his body, and from the way she was vomiting blood you could tell she was pretty fucked after that.

Freddy was having so much fun that he turned into a fighter jet and fired a missile at the people running away. "BOGEY AT 12 O'CLOCK!" Freddy Fighter Jet said. The missile spiraled out of control in the air and exploded over a group of teenagers, setting them all on fire. Freddy now appeared to them as a fireman and sprayed milk onto them, so much milk that it made a lake of milk! Wait! A lake of milk? They were in a cereal bowl! And Freddy was eating them!

"FIGHTING AGAINST THE SOGGIES!" Freddy Krueger said as he lifted the spoon to his mouth and ate a spoonful of teenagers, CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH.

Suddenly Freddy stopped.
"What the hell, why aren't I getting any stronger from killing all these kids?" Freddy said.
Then he had a vision. He saw Jason Voorhees killing them!
So they were already dead!
He was just killing dream versions of them!

FREDDY WAS TOTALLY FUCKING PISSED!
"AAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHH!!" he screamed, "YOU STOLE MY KILLS AGAIN DAMN IT! YOU ASSHOLE!"

Then he said "NO MORE GAMES!" and stripped away the dreamscape, replacing it with his boiler room. Amanda and Brian appeared before him, trembling in fear. "WELCOME TO MY WORLD, BITCH!" Freddy howled.

Amanda screamed and ran away but Brian tried to fight him. Normally Freddy would have killed him in a creative way but he was seriously pissed off, so he just snarled and stabbed Brian in the chest with his glove hand, then slashed it downward, opening up his stomach and spilling his intestines on the floor, which also happened in the real world by the way. Freddy savored Brian's soul but couldn't get the gumption up to make a pun about the situation.

"WHERE IS JASON VORHEES!" he screamed in anger, "WHERE IS PAPA JUSTIFY!" and he went chasing after Amanda.

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Amanda ran through the dream corridors of the dream house she was in and Freddy Krueger was chasing her. Amanda ran into a bedroom and tried to get out of the window when Freddy caught up with her.
He grabbed her by the hair and smashed her down onto the floor as she whimpered for her life when WHAT'S THIS, Freddy's glove went SKITCH as he raised it, not to kill Amanda but in surprise. There was a mirror on the wall and in that mirror he saw Jason Voorhees and Papa Justify, the battling Hoo Doo priests.

"So they're in the mirror dimension! I can go there, because it's sort of like a dream dimension!" he explained to himself.

He shot a menacing look at Amanda. "I'll be seeing you soon enough, bitch!" he cackled and then dove head-first into the mirror dimension.

Amanda woke up in a cold sweat and immediately tripped face-first into Brian's steaming intestines.