CHAPTER 7
THE SONG OF THE FRANKENSTEINS

Amanda raced through the house clutching her skeleton key even as Freddy and Jason burst through the portal screaming horribly for Amanda's hot hot blood and body.
She trampled her way to the locked door that lead to the Frankenstein Making Machine.
"The Frankenstein Maker would take care of Jason but I wasn't expecting Freddy Krueger too!" she thought as she stuck the Skeleton Key into the doorhole. With a CLACKITY CLACK CREEEEAK it opened and she peered inside.

The lab was dusty with dust all over everything and weird stuff in jars.
She moves in slowly and grasps the edge of a sheet covering a weird scientific thing, pulling it off she discovers the machine that she must use to prepare Frankensteins.
She pushes the button on the machine WHIIRIIRRIRIRIIRIRIRIRRRR it goes and then everything in the lab lights up. She is surrounded by mounds of sheets laying on slabs, the dead bodies that Papa Justify was using in his horrible experiments.

WAIT!
THOSE ARE NOT DEAD BODYS!

Slowly in unison each mound rises up and the sheet falls off, revealing A HORRIBLE FRANKENSTEIN beneath!

Amanda screamed as the Frankensteins got up. They were all stiched together with thread and twine--a Frankenstein rose up to her and began to growl as his skin shivered because it wasn't connected to his bones. Multicolored and mottled with different square patches lodged haphazardly all over his body, the Frankenstein looked like a walking AIDS quilt!

Now Amanda knew that Frankensteins were the surliest monsters of all, so she decided to be careful.
"Good evening, sir." she said to the head Frankenstein
the Frankensteins let out a terrible screech and screamed in an insane expression of the eternal agony to which they were forever addicted. I mean there made of dead bodies right that must suck!

"WHY DID YOU WAKE US!" the head Frankenstein said "WE HATE BEING ALIVE. NOW WE WILL KILL YOU AND GO BACK TO SLEEP." Clearly the reputations Frankensteins have for being surly is not an exaggeration! Amanda thought as the Frankensteins drove themselves into a rage.

The Frankensteins were uncontrollable. They were punching blindly to their left and right, ripping hunks of flesh off of their brother Frankensteins.
One Frankenstein was so surly that he punched another Frankenstein in the jaw and tore it straight off. Then another one picked up a fetus in a jar and smashed the jar over his head. Another Frankenstein picked up a vat of acid and held it over his head so that it all poured out over him while he screamed a terrible battle cry even as his flesh and bones dissolved into nothing.

A Frankenstein on fire ran around screaming his head off and hollering to wake the dead. Another Frankenstein clotheslined him with his arm, then stomped his face to bits with his big powerful foot. One of the Frankensteins was screaming and pissing all over another Frankenstein who had his ghoulish mouth open to catch the urine stream. Another Frankenstein was clobbering himself in the neck, sending out jets of blood. The blood hit another Frankenstein in the eye, who responded by smashing the offender's genitalia into his chest cavity.

Still another Frankenstein was trying to chew off his own arm, and one of his brothers helped him finish the job by slicing it off with a carving knife. Then he castrated himself and ran around howling inarticulate and bestial sounds as a fountain of blood erupted from his crotch. One Frankenstein grabbed hold to both of the bolts in his neck and ripped them out at once, decapitating himself. Amanda saw another Frankenstein rip open his own stomach, tear out the intestines, and squeeze them until all the shit ruptured out of it. He grabbed handfuls of his own shit and smeared it into his eyes.

"FRANKENSTEINS ARE CRAZY!" she said out loud. At the end, only one Frankenstein was left standing, the head Frankenstein. Amanda cowered in fear as he advanced on her. He raised his arms to pulverise her head when suddenly the Skeleton Key began to glow.

"FRANKENSTEIN." a voice came from the Skeleton Key.
"FATHER?!" the Frankenstein said.
"Frankenstein I made you to be a terrible monster, please forgive me, but now do what I say for I am your master. I AM PAPA JUSTIFY."
Amanda was shocked, he was still alive in the key!
"Frankenstein!" the Skeleton Key said "I can promise you the rest you desire if you help this hot girl because if you help her, you're helping me."
The Frankenstein got a look of determination on his face and he took up the key. His body was covered in a white light and when he reappeared, he was covered in strong battle armor inscribed with Hoo Doo sigils and magic squares.

And not a moment too soon, for when Amanda looked up toward the doorway--

"HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!" said Freddy Krueger solemnly "OUR LITTLE GAME IS AT AN END. JASON, LET'S KILL THIS BIG LUG AND THEN GET THE GIRL."