FINAL CHAPTER
FREDDY VERSUS JASON VERSUS THE SKELETON KEY

The battle-armor Frankenstein roared with his terrifying mouth and raised his arm which turned into a rocket launcher. He shot the rocket at Freddy and Jason--KABOOM!--the rocket exploded and destroyed the wall behind where they were. But where had Jason and Freddy gone? They were rushing to his flanks and the Mecharider Cyber Frankenstein was caught unawares. Freddy laughed triumphantly as he plunged his wolverine claw into the Frankenstein's cyberonic breastplate, and Jason at the same time sliced into a Hoo Doo sigil engraved on his body.
The Frankenstein laughed triumphantly and Papa Justify's voice erupted from deep within the robotic frame.

"YOU FOOLS!" he cried "NOW YOU ARE BOTH MINE!" and the Hoo Doo sigils began to glow and shot out light that enveloped Freddy and Jason. Jason heard a voice deep within his hockey mask, the voice of his headless mother "JASON!" she cried "IT IS YOUR DESTINY TO DESTROY FREDDY KREUGER. FOR THIS I HAVE MADE YOU. NOW LISTEN TO ME, I AM YOUR MOTHER!" and then his brains got all scrambled up inside him cause he believed in HooDoo and the only way you can get HooDoo to work is if you use it on somebody who believes in it.

With Freddy Krueger Papa Justify had less luck, because even though he believed in HooDoo, he was too strong in its power to be deluded by Papa Justify's illusions! "FOOLISH SKELETON KEY!" Freddy Krueger screaming, "I HAVE THE POWER OF CANDYMAN NOW, DID YOU FORGET THAT?! I HOPE YOU LIKE "BEE" VITAMINS AAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH!" and with that Freddy Krueger rose from the air in a cloud of bees and the bees surrounded him surrounded by an aura of red light that surrounded his body as he rose in the air with bees all around him. The bees went up to his shoulders and formed what looked like dense black shadowy wings, but really it was a cloud of bees.

Freddy Krueger extended his gloved hand and pointed at the Battle Frankenstein in his Magitech Armor as though to say "Come on." like Morpheus in the Matrix, when he's fighting Neo and he beats him up and Neo is like "why can't I win" and Morpheus is all "you think that's air you're breathing?" The Frankenstein howled in anger and his eyes turned into sluts as he eyed down Dark Angel of Blood Freddy Krueger. Crackles of magical power swarmed around Freddy Krueger as Frankenstein took out his laser sword and ignited it with an awesome "SHEEEENG!"

Frankenstein rushed at Freddy Krueger and jumped into the air, but Freddy Krueger deflected him with a magical barrier. "FOOL!" he cried triumphantly. "DO YOU NOT SEE NOW PAPA JUSTIFY THAT MY POWER HAS EXCEEDED EVEN YOURS? I SHALL BECOME GOD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!" he said and then dove at the Frankenstein with his bee-wings outstretched, and surrounded the Frankenstein in bees even as he drove his hand into the Frankenstein's head unit. The head unit exploded in a huge explosion that sent Freddy Krueger flying and blasted him against the wall. "ARRRRGH!" Freddy said.
The Frankenstein cocked its head and picked up the remains of its broken MechArmor head unit, and cast it aside. Again he ignited his laser sword and rushed at Freddy Krueger. Freddy used the power of Candyman to make his glove into a five fingered laser claw and he rushed also at Frankenstein.

Frankenstein swung his sword at Freddy's head. Freddy ducked and slashed at Frankenstein's stomach, but Frankensteins are equally surly and nimble, and so he sucked in his gut to avoid it and then headbutted Freddy. "AUGH!" Freddy said, and slashed at the armored arms of the Frankenstein's arm which resulted in a shower of sparks and wiring coming out of where he hit him. Frankenstein sweeped his legs and caught Freddy's legs with his legs, bringing him to the ground, then activated the jetpack mounted on his MagiMecha and rocketed up into the heights of the secret laboratory. Freddy too rose into the air and crossed his hands in a show of confidence and menace.

The two aerial warriors flew at each other and slashed at the same time, but Freddy came out the winner of that particular contest! His laser glove hand sheared off Frankenstein's jetpack and Frankenstein went rocketing into the Frankenstein making machine. The Frankenstein making machine exploded and short circuited the battle armor. Freddy grinned at his success.

Freddy once again dove down to the ground to deliver the coup de grace to the incapacitated Warmech, and he flew through the air with the force of a sonic boom, when SHANG! what's that!
His gloved hand had been stopped. IT WAS JASON VORHEES. And from beneath his bloodstained hockey mask he now knew who his enemy was. Jason Voorhees summoned all the innate power of HooDoo from the place and channeled it into his machete. Once again he spoke as he summoned forth a great magical attack.

"MURDEROUS BLOSSOMS OF THE PREENING NIGHT! JUDGMENT OF THE LOTUS!" he cried out and an alchemical sign appeared in transparent white around him. Freddy Krueger was blinded by the light of his magic and shielded his eyes. "GO, MY BEES! HONEYSUCKLE DARKNESS OF THE CANDYMAN! THE PREGNANT NIGHT DRIPPING BLOOD!" and he launched a powerful attack of darkness. Jason Voorhees' magic and Freddy Krueger's magic met together and they held the two beams of magic straining together against each other. Freddy and Jason both dug their feet into the floorboards of the lab which buckled and finally were pulverised when the magical equivalency could no longer hold, and the two magics exploded and surrounded the entire room in a burning light, destroying the entire lab and opening the scene to the air.

Jason Voorhees raised his arms and the entire secret lab rose into the air, it was now a floating island on which the three HooDoo masters would do battle, and only one would emerge victorious, but who no man could say.

The Battle Frankenstein meanwhile had rebooted its systems and the mystical power of Papa Justify was once again coursing through its wires. Frankenstein ejected two razor sharp blades that were attached to his arms and dove into battle.

IT WAS A SCENE OF CHAOS.

Freddy Krueger stabbed Jason Voorhees in his guts and ripped out his intestines, but due to his lizard-like Nature, Jason regrew all of his stuff. Now Jason was following the orders of his mother who made him to kill Freddy, not Papa Justify and certainly not some fuckin Frankenstein, so when he saw Frankenstein running at him to kill Freddy, he took his machete and smashed it against Frankenstein's pate. Frankenstein's skull was too strong to be hurt by Jason's machete and so the undead beast responded by ripping off Jason's mask, revealing the ugliness beneath. "DAMN YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE A PLASTIC SURGEON" Freddy quipped, and then added "HERE, I'LL DO IT FREE OF CHARGE, AAAAH AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!" and he sliced off Jason's nose. Jason was mad because of this, so he took his machete and brutalized Freddy's neck with it, but Freddy was immortal and so he was able to reconstitute himself. The Frankenstein rushed at Freddy and sliced his legs off with its razor sharp arm blades. Freddy summoned the Candyman's power to create a vortex of honey and brought Frankenstein to the ground. Once again before he was able to finish off the magic knight, Jason intervened by kicking Freddy right in his balls. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!" Freddy said, cross-eyed. The Frankenstein, as a fine thanks, kicked Jason into Freddy and they both fell down. Frankenstein ignited his laser sword and then ran both Jason and Freddy through.

Freddy erupted in a shockwave of darkness that forced both of the other monsters off of him and again rose in the air surrounded by his bees as Jason and the Frankenstein once again rose to their feet and readied their weapons.

Amanda, looking on at all of this cried out in dismay "This is pointless, this fight will never end! Unless..." and she took up a book of HooDoo magic and grabbed a piece of chalk.

Freddy swiped off the Frankenstein's left arm and Jason punched a hole straight through Freddy's chest so that you could see the daylight coming straight through his green and red christmas sweater. Freddy pulled his hat out of nowhere and threw it at Jason Voorhees. The hat had a razor edge and it sliced into Jason's ribcage and stuck there. "HEY! I NEED THAT BACK!" cried Freddy and he leapt into Jason with his wolverine claw extended, viciously stabbing into his body. The Frankenstein's remaining arm turned into a plasma cannon and he blasted Freddy mercilessly with it until Jason got up and smacked him in the face with his machete.

Meanwhile Amanda had been drawing a huge circle. She got a container of brick dust and threw it around herself, then drew a hoo doo circle of protection around herself.

Freddy cried out "ENOUGH! IT'S TIME TO END THIS!" and he punched his gloved hand straight through the MechaMachine of the Frankenstein's chest and out the other side. Jason at the same time stabbed Freddy all the way through with his machete, and when Freddy stabbed the Frankenstein, its laser sword ignited and drove itself straight through Jason Voorhees' stomach. Each of the warriors tried to remove itself from the other's weapon but could not.
"WHAT IS GOING ON?!" came Papa Justify's voice from within the Frankenstein System.
"WHO IS DOING THIS!" cried Freddy Krueger. Jason said nothing.

"It's me!" Amanda yelled "And I've had enough of this shit!"

"Watch your mouth dearie," Freddy said "OR PAPA'S GONNA WASH IT OUT WITH SOAP!" and in his free hand he manifested a bar of soap made of acid. He threw it at Amanda but it dissipated in the HooDoo barrier. Freddy was aghast.

"I've caught you all in a HooDoo barrier." Amanda said "And now I'm going to use a powerful spell to exorcise you--to exorcise all of you."

And saying this she began to chant the words written in the book of HooDoo that she found in the ruined lab.
Freddy howled in agony, and the Frankenstein's systems shut down and exploded, catching Freddy, Jason, and the corpse of the Frankenstein on fire. They all stood there as a dome of white light covered the barrier and a rumbling sound deafened Amanda's ears. She couldn't keep her eyes open to see what happened but she thought she heard someone yell "THIS ISN'T OVER BITCH! I'LL SEE YOU IN YOUR DREAMS!" when she opened her eyes no one was there. Freddy, Jason, the Frankenstein, they were all gone. But there, at her feet, was the Skeleton Key.
She picked it up.

Suddenly she became aware of an even more pressing problem--! THE FLOATING ISLAND OF BATTLE WAS FALLING BACK TO EARTH! as the Island whistled through the air, collapsing and leaving a trail of debris, Amanda despaired for her life.
A voice then came from the Skeleton Key. "Amanda."
"Papa Justify!"
"You believe in HooDoo, don't you, Amanda?"
"I do now!"
"THEN SAY THESE WORDS AND YOU WILL BE SAVED!" and he told her the words.

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A young woman walked out of the crash site with only scrapes and bruises. She could give no details as to what had happened to her, and she quickly disappeared.

As Papa Justify walked away from the reporters and the police in his new body, he mused to himself "Usually there's more preparation involved, but at least I still live on. I've always wondered what it's like to be a woman, and now I'll find out." then he smiled..
YOU SEE, DEAR READER, like Kate Hudson, Amanda was deceived. It was not a circle of protection, it was a circle of transmutation! And the words Papa Justify told her were the words to switch bodies. And now Amanda lay trapped forever in the key, screaming silently. Papa Justify walked on, thinking wistfully of his lost wife but looking forward to the future with a bright heart.

THE END