Disclaimer: I don't own anything except plot and story!
Okay, maybe Sasuke's a little OOC, but never mind that, it's just a story.
Warning: There are many swear words in here, sorry!
This is still my first story, so please enjoy!
Sasuke vs. Naruto: Badmouth!
Chapter Two: Sasuke's POV
As Sakura ran through the downtown of Konoha, on her way to work for Tsunade, she didn't sense that there was four figures following her, lurking in the shadows.
One of the figures had a ghost of a smirk, knowing that this part was going according to plan.
The other figures were wondering why the heck they even came there in the first place, especially the figure who had glasses.
When they saw that Sakura was running past them, and just on time, the first figure knocked her out with a single hit in the head…..really hard.
Five hours later…..
Sakura woke up, only to find that she wasn't in Konoha anymore.
With a grunt of frustration, she sat up from the bed she was lying on, and put her palm to her face as a sign of embarrassment.
"Calm down, Sakura. It's just another kidnapping with a way out as every other kidnapping." She tried to convince herself when it wasn't really working as she stood up and walked over to a wall.
Then, she heard footsteps coming towards the door of the room. She tried not to panicked, but other than that, she punched the wall and the wall collapsed, and away Sakura ran.
The person who was walking towards her room immediately ran after her so she wouldn't escape.
Sakura ran as fast as she can so she can go back home.
Then at that moment, she saw light coming out of a tunnel, IT WAS A WAY OUT! YAY!
So Sakura took the chance to get out of this creepy place and ran towards where the light was coming from.
But when she was almost a foot closer, a familiar figure landed on her with his knee on her back and one arm on both of her hands while the other was holding a kunai at the back of her neck.
"And where do you think you're going, Sa-Ku-Ra" the figure said with a hint of amusement while pronouncing each syllable of her name.
"Oh, nowhere in mind other than my own home you asshole!" Sakura yelled out of annoyance and disappointment.
The figure bent down to her ear, and whispered "You know, you could've been a bit nicer with the greeting. I don't really appreciate one of the walls of my hideout smashed down."
Sakura scoffed, "Whatever you say, Sasuke. I'll never apologize to you after what you've done to Konoha even if it causes my life!" she yelled out with her hidden pride.
Sasuke was not surprised that she said that. After all, once been fooled, next time not.
"You're pretty smart that you knew it was me. Otherwise, you would've been dead at the spot." Sasuke said in a calm tone.
At that moment, Team Hebi appeared and stared at both of them.
Juugo was calm as always, Suigetsu was smirking, and Karin was shocked, enraged, and jealous.
"GET OFF OF MY SASUKE, YOU SLUT!" Karin yelled out from the top of her lungs.
Everyone covered their ears when she said that. So basically, they were all trying to ignore her.
Suigetsu couldn't help himself but say "I highly doubt that the pink-haired girl is a slut since you're the actual one in here. And I also doubt that Sasuke is yours since all you do annoy the hell out of everyone."
Sasuke just looked at Sakura in a very strange matter. The look itself was so weird, that you might call him a love-struck high school boy who's looking at his long-time crush.
Sakura was just staring at Sasuke as if he was insane. 'What the hell is wrong with him? Am I that ugly to look at that he has a look like that?! If so, I'm going to hit the life out of that guy!'
Sasuke started to notice that she was glaring at him. He sighed and said "I'm not going to hurt you this time, if that's what you're thinking." With a hint of carefulness.
Sakura was thinking if this was the real jack-ass Sasuke Uchiha in front of her. But at the same time, she couldn't help but trust the guy.
So, she stood up from his grip and followed him to a room that looked like a dining table.
Juugo pulled out a chair for Sakura to sit down.
"Thank you…um?" Sakura started to say when she figured out that she doesn't know his name yet.
"It's Juugo" He said nicely and calm enough to comfort her.
"Oh, nice to meet you, Juugo" She said pleasantly as she sat down.
Sasuke sat down right next to Sakura and waited for her attention. While he did that, Karin ran up to Sasuke and tried to sit on his lap.
"Hey Sasuke-kun, let's have some fun, shall we?" Karin said with a hint of lust and disgusting-lovely-dovely-fan-girls-feelings –that-are-to-mature-for-my-liking.
"Get off of me before I beat the crap of you, bitch" He said in an annoyed tone with a disgusted expression spreading across his face.
That got Karin so shocked that she stood up and ran away while crying like a baby.
The scene was so embarrassing that I had to cancel her out of the story. Not that I care about her very much.
Sakura almost felt a hint of pity for the not-so-innocent-girl, but decided to leave that aside since she knew that Karin is old enough to take care of herself.
Sasuke turned his head away from the door and continued to stare at Sakura.
Sakura stared back and wondered about what must've been on Sasuke's mind.
She hesitated for a second, and asked "What are you thinking about, Sasuke?"
Sasuke was a bit surprised that she was trying to start a conversation with him, but he didn't show it.
"Nothing that you'll be interested in" He said, emotionless as always.
Sakura, who now felt that she knew him already, pouted and said "Why not?"
Sasuke still had that expressionless look on his face as he spoke.
"Because, it's about that dobe of boyfriend of yours." He said as Suigetsu and Juugo, surprisely, laughed at that statement.
At first, Sakura didn't know who on earth he was talking about. Thirty seconds passed and then she caught up to what he was talking about.
"HEY! NARUTO MAYBE HAS A CRUSH ON ME, BUT HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!" Sakura yelled out as Suigetsu was laughing his head off at Sasuke's stupidity.
Trust me; Sasuke does tend to think about stupid ideas.
I mean, first he left the village, got stronger while training with a snake, killed his loveable brother, and joined the Akatsuki when he just recently quitted for his brother. (AN: This is my story, there are no rules in here, UNDERSTAND?!)
Sasuke couldn't help himself but sighed out of annoyance to the fact that he made himself think about the ramen lover dating the persistent blossom.
"Fine, I'll tell you what I'm thinking about. There is an orange idiot name Naruto Uzu-what now? I've been foolishly friends with him for about two years of my life. He loves ramen and he wants to surpass me when he already knows that it will never happen in a million years. God, he says that he's going to be the freaking Hokage when he's surely not going to be. He never, as in never in my life, ever shuts his mouth. I bet he even talks while sleeps that the neighbors have to wake up every night just to put tape on his mouth. And when he gets married, that wife of his must be wise enough to divorce him a day after the wedding. Also, if he has children, it'll be a pack of idiots who don't think at all. End of story." Sasuke said it all with a hint of annoyance.
'Then again, another friend bad-mouthing a distance enemy' Sakura thought as she sweat-dropped.
Suigetsu and Juugo laughed the whole time. But when Sasuke glared at them as he was finished, they close their mouths.
Sasuke looked at Sakura and said "Did that answer your question?" rather too calmly.
Sakura looked at Sasuke with a look of annoyance when she said "That was the longest thing I've ever heard from you in my life, Uchiha."
Suigetsu laughed out loud. "She so right, dude!"
Sasuke just glared back at Sakura.
Sakura noticed Sasuke glaring at her. "What's the matter now, chicken-ass haired guy?"
That only got Sasuke angrier and Suigetsu to laugh harder.
Sakura sensed the angry aura and immediately jumped from her seat and stood on defensive mode.
Sasuke soon stood up and charged at her with chidori.
…Opps, did I just leave a cliffhanger?
Oh, never mind that, the next chapter's on the way.
Anyway, I might try the Itachi and Deidara later on.
I might also do a Gaara and Matsuri fanfic as well.
For now, later people! 3