You all think you're so smart, knowing where I'm going with this. . .

"Well guys, you see, I've been promoted. I'm the new captain of squad 5, Momo is my lieutenant."
"What? Ichigo, when were you planning on telling us this?" Tatsuki screamed after Ichigo finally told them who the mysterious young girl was.
"Well, you see, I couldn't find the right opportunity."Ichigo explained, secretly hoping his friends wouldn't get too upset. "But the thing is," he continued on, "the situation has changed. There is something happening in the soul society. I have to go help out."
"But Ichigo, what will we tell everyone at school?" Keigo whined, upset that he was invariably going to be left out again. "Oh, you'll figure it out, Asano." Orihime chimed in, unhelpfully.
"Yeah, we're going with Ichigo." Chad confirmed, causing Ichigo to interrupt,
"Momo and I can go through the senkaimon like any other soul reaper. You guys will have to stay behind." He told them, "If I need you, you can come, but if not, you'll be here. Got it? Whenever you're ready, Momo, we'll go, but that won't be before you've had a few days rest."
"Hai, taicho." Momo replied, just as Chad and Orihime were about to protest, canning all negotiations.

"Morning Hinamori, your breakfast is ready." Yuzu chimed happily. Momo walked into the kitchen where Karin and Yuzu were eating. "Thank you, Yuzu, morning Karin, where are Shiro and the others?" Karin gagged at the nickname for the young captain while Yuzu answered Momo's question. "Orihime, Rukia and Ichi-nii had school so they already left,"
"Rukia is here?" Momo quickly asked cutting Yuzu off.
"Yeah, she and Renji were doing some stuff for Urahara and only got back late so you didn't see them," Karin replied before Yuzu went on,
"Toshiro and Ranguiku went to exterminate a hollow but I think they had plans for today, Father is at the clinic and lets not think about what happened to Kon."
"Okay, so what happened to Renji?" Momo asked , concerened for her friend. All of a sudden Renji was there answering her question in person. "I stay at Urahara's, It's just too crowded around here for me. Come, we have things to do." Renji had been listening to their conversation in the next room, ever since he had arrived a few minutes ago.

Mwahaha, you thought. You thought this was going to be some romance based story where Ichigo and Momo got together, oooh what a cute couple. Hah! I fooled yas, I may give them a relationship later on in the story, then again I am evil. . .

*eyes change colour and go all slitted*

Look everyone it's me, mistress crazy herself (you all thought I was a guy, can't girls like Beach too. If you can call me a girl. . . Haha) and mistress crazy declares that the next chapter, which may just be about Kon, will only show up when Mistress Crazy And Lady Evil Overlord are happy with the interest levels. . .

Dear Readers,

Everyone should know that crazyrubsoff has two sides, the evil side and the crazy side. There is no sane, or normal, side.

Regards, Her Sister