And another chapter is up. . . Is it just me or are my chapters unsatisfactorily short?. . . oh well.
Keigo decided he should go home, before his sister came looking for him. Too late, said woman was browsing Urahara's shop as Keigo walked in. "Keigo! Where have you been?" she barked angrily. Keigo tried to explain, "Ichigo was supposed to be going on a trip so we all came to wish him luck but-" Keigo stumbled with his words when all of a sudden a carrot top ran through the store, followed by an angry strawberry; who couldn't be seen by everyone. "Get back here with my body, Kon!" Ichigo yelled. Angrily, Mizuho looked back at Keigo, and he knew he was in trouble. . .
Ikkaku and Yumichika weren't sure what to think; they had been given a task to take care of in the human world, a particularly powerful hollow was hanging around, and now they couldn't go back. "Right, let's go," Ikkaku told Yumichika, who was looking disgustedly at the old building in front of them. All of a sudden Kon ran out, Followed by Ichigo. All of a sudden she walked out and Ikkaku froze. Yumichika heard her before he saw her. "Ikkaku, darling, you came back to me, I'm so glad." Mizuho called. Yumichika couldn't hold back his laughter and was crying on the dirt when Rangiku walked out, wondering what the commotion was all about. "Why is it always you two?" she whined, reminding all present of a spoilt little girl. All of a sudden, Mizuho grabbed Ikkaku by the arm and dragged him off, Yumichika laughing as he followed. Keigo watched them go and walked over to Chad. "Chad, old buddy, help a friend out, will ya?" Keigo pleaded, "I don't want to have to go home to that." Chad just watched his friend and said, "fine." Keigo was about to celebrate when his phone rang, "hello?" he answered. "KEIGO! HURRY UP AND COME HOME NOW!" Mizuho yelled at the other end, "AND BRING ME SOME JUICE WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!" she ordered before hanging up. Keigo, crying, surrendered himself to the fact that he wasn't getting out of it and walked home.
"I hope we can go back to the soul society soon," Ikkaku told Yumichika, who was still laughing at him. . .
Poor Ikkaku. Later chapters will also feature Ikkaku, man how I love being mean to people, readers and characters alike. Now review before I start being REALLY mean to you! Yes, you. You who are reading this.