"Micky Dolenz just called me Groovy!" Lauren exclaimed happily. He smirked at her as the Doctor rolled his eyes a little.
"Yep, he did..." he trailed off and pointed his sonic screwdriver at Micky. Micky gasped.
"Is that...?" he took the screwdriver from the Doctor and gaped, "You're the Doctor!" he said excitedly. The Doctor frowned and snatched his screwdriver back from him.
"Yes I am, now are you an alien or aren't you!?" he asked making a face. Mike chuckled as Micky feigned being hurt.
"Yeah they think Pete's and alien." Mike said in a deadpan.
"What? Peter? Naw he's the nicest guy I know!" Micky said, "Wouldn't hurt a cute little ladybug!" Jayne giggled and Micky grinned at her.
"Then who's the alien?" the Doctor asked crossing his arms over his chest. Mike shrugged.
"Who said there was one?" Mike said, his daze from passing out wearing off a bit, "Hey wait this is all crazy! There's no such thing as aliens! Why would there be an alien around here!?" The Doctor gave him a funny look.
"I'm alien!" he said. Mike shook his head.
"You're trippin'!" he said, "You're insane!"
"Nope, Time Lord." Micky said with a snickering. Mike rolled his eyes and stood up on wobbly legs to leave.
"Well I still think you're all insane." he said just before passing out and falling to the ground again. Micky sighed and the Doctor helped him carry him to the couch again.
"Doctor, there's not supposed to be five of them!" Lauren said suddenly, "There's only supposed to be four!"
"What?" the Doctor asked making a face, "You sure?"
"Really, Doctor I asked to come here!" she groaned, "I think I'd know how Many Monkees there's supposed to be!" The Doctor sighed in defeat and his shoulders slumped a little.
"Alright, which one's not supposed to be here?" The Doctor asked.
"Ooh ooh, There's Mike, Micky, the short british one and the stupid blonde!" she said excitedly. Lauren rolled her eyes.
"Davy's the short brit and Peter's the stupid Blonde." Lauren said, "But I don't know who the other guy is."
"Oh you mean Jimmy?" Micky asked, causing Lauren to jump a little, "He's slightly new."
"Well what does he play?" Lauren asked making a face, "If Davy's stuck playing the maracas what is there for him to play?"
"He plays the drums for me." Micky shrugged, "I'm the lead singer and I stand in the front now."
"But the lead singer at the drums is supposed to make you unique!" Lauren protested, "You're supposed to be America's answer to the Beatles!" Micky's face twisted.
"The Beatles, are pretty groovy, but we aren't as good as them. We don't even play the instruments." Micky shrugged.
"But you'll learn!" Lauren sounded absolutely crushed that her favorite band were turning out to be phonies, "Mike and Peter are musicians! They can help you!"
"Aw, Pete's too focused on getting his lines right, and Mike's not that great at the guitar. He's only been playing for a couple years." Micky said, further crushing Laren's expectations. She sighed and the Doctor pulled her back a little.
"Anyroad," he said using his best Liverpudlian accent, "We need to figure out what this Jimmy does when he's not here."
"What can I do to help?" Micky asked hopping up and down.
"Not play your instruments and lipsynch to the words of your songs forever..." Lauren mumbled, clearly unhappy. The Doctor gave her a slight glare before turning back to Micky.
"You keep an eye on Jimmy on the set alright?" The Doctor asked, "And try to keep your buddy quiet about the whole alien thing. He'll probably think it was all a dream when he wakes up, but just to be safe, make sure he doesn't talk about it, yeah?" Micky nodded and saluted the Doctor, who made a face.
"I don't salute..." he muttered before turning to Jayne, "You stay here and help Micky. He'll probably find a way to keep you on set. Lauren you're coming with me."
"What? It was my idea to come here in the first place!" She complained with a light stomp of her foot.
"Well who's your favorite?" he asked looking bored of this conversation.
Lauren sighed, "Mike and Peter." she said gently. The Doctor nodded.
"Well you met one already!" he said, "NOw come 'ead!" he started to walk away. Lauren huffed and hurried after him.
