Frosch's Internet Adventures
Authors notes: Not too much to say here since this is a double post, but this chapter follows directly from the last chapter, so please read that one before this one.
Chapter 5 - Dating sites
"Sting, why is Frosch on a dating site?" Rogue asked.
"Uhh, well, she caught Orga watching porn, asked what it was, and The Lady said it was something boys watched when they weren't getting sex."
"And?"
"So Frosch decides Orga needs a girlfriend and she is currently trying to find him one."
"And does he know?"
"No."
"And has she signed anyone else up for that site?"
"Not a clue, maybe you should ask."
"And who should I blame for all this?"
"Orga, he left his bedroom door open, which is how Frosch saw him watching porn."
"I see."
"Rogue, Fro signed everyone up for a dating site."
"Wait, everyone?"
"Yes, Orga, Sting, you, Rufus."
"Minerva?"
"The Lady said she didn't want a boyfriend so Fro didn't sign her up."
"Uhh, Frosch, what about the personality profiles?" Rogue asked
"Fro hasn't done those yet, Fro needs help to get them right."
"Alright, who should we do first?" Sting asked.
-1 week later-
"Hey Orga, how was your date. . . whoa what happened you look traumatised." Sting stared as his guildmate sat in a chair, shaking in fear.
"It was never going to work." Orga shivered, "Yeah, I liked her, she was good looking, she was fun ,maybe a little hyper, but. . ."
"But?"
"I found out the hard way that anyone wanting to date Milliana has to be vetted by Erza and Kagura first."