Let me know what you think! This fic is going to be extremely OOC, but I had to make it extremely funny. Also, it is rated T for a reason, they are teenagers. Hormonal teenagers. Nothing graphic, but they are teenagers. They will curse, cuss, and be perverted. Remember that.

Any suggestions are welcome!

Season 2 never happened.

Disclaimer: I don't own YJ in any way, shape, or form. I wish I did, but I don't.

8:30 a.m. November 2nd, Wayne Manor, Gotham City

Honestly, Bruce Wayne was worried. He never got worried. But now, he was worried. Dick was fourteen, and although he has been a teenager for more than a year now, he was finally showing signs of teenage rebellion.

It had begun with Cadmus. Disobeying direct orders to stay at the Hall of Justice, instead nearly getting them killed while finding the clone of Superman.

Then, there was 'kidnapping' Zatanna to go look for Red Tornado, who was marked specifically as a League priority. They had specifically told them not to go looking for them, but, as you can see, it was futile.

Then, there was going on Haly's tour with Miss Martian, Superboy, Red Arrow, and Artemis on a EUROPEAN TOUR undercover mission to save his childhood home. Without telling him.

Finally, there was hacking Justice League alerts so they got an alert about Cheshire's movements long before the League. Not to mention disappearing from the Hall of Justice to track said assassin down. Then organizing an undercover mission to ambush Queen Bee, Lex Luthor, Bane, Cheshire, Sportsmaster, and Blockbuster. Not to mention any other acts of rebellion Bruce has yet to find out about.

But this one, Bruce thought would never happen.

Bruce was gone for the day, going on a long business meeting at Wayne Enterprises. Robin had grown closer to his teammates, so close that they were finishing each others sentences, communicating through mental link across the U.S. and it's surrounding oceans (Gotham, Central City, Star City, Dakota City, New York, Atlantis, and Happy Harbor).

And as happy as Bruce was about that, he was not happy to learn that while they were so close, it also meant they trusted each other with their secrets. Really, it was only a matter of time before Robin cracked.

So, while Bruce was on that previously stated business meeting, Robin took the entire team on a 'Field Trip' to Gotham.

"Welcome," Robin said dramatically, his voice full of mischief, "to the Batcave!"

He and Kid Flash pulled off all of their blindfolds. Jaws hit the ground.

"Oh. My. Lord." Artemis whispered, staring around in amazement.

"Wally, did you know about this?" Kaldur asked, his eyes wide.

"Well, sorta. Bats never let me in here, but Robin described it to me when we were really little. Uncle B would sometimes drop me off here, along with Roy when they had JL or rich people things to do." Wally admitted.

"Oh! That reminds me." Robin gave them a trolling grin. In a fluid motion, he swiped off his domino mask. "The name's-"

"Dick Grayson!" Artemis screeched.

Robin cackled. "Nice to see you too, Arty."

"You-you- your that freshman that took my picture in the beginning of the year!" She sputtered.

"Told ya' we'd laugh about it someday." Robin, or Dick, grinned.

"Feel free to explore, but touch at your own expense." Robin warned, his signature cackle as he disappeared into the rafters.

Suddenly, the elevator dinged.

"A!" Wally shouted happily. A butler stepped out of the elevator, holding a tray of cookies.

"I see Master Richard has finally broke, he held up longer than I expected honestly." 'A' said, not batting an eye at the speedster as he wolfed down the cookies at lightning speed.

"Nice to know you have faith in me, Alf." Dick appeared out of nowhere. "This is Alfred," He introduced. "We call him Agent A as Batman and Robin-"

"-and Batgirl, Spoiler, Black Bat, Red Robin, Red Hood, and Shadow." Alfred said.

Dick's head snapped up. "Wha-what?"

"Master Richard, they will have to meet them someday."

Dick shuddered. "But- they're already going to get themselves killed when Bruce gets back... I don't want them to kill them- did you say Red Hood before?"

Alfred hid a smirk. "Yes, Master Richard, Master Jason seems to have come to his senses."

"YEAHHHHHH!" Dick cheered. "Where's that idiot?"

"DIIIIIIIIICKIIIIIEEEE!" A loud voice screamed.

"Gah!" Dick was nearly trampled by a hoard of children.

The team's jaws hit the ground, their eyes as wide as saucers. Except Wally, who was grinning.

"Nice to see you, Dickhead." Jason smirked, but it was wiped off when Dick tackled his little brother in a hug.

"Ughhh! I forgot how touchy-feely you are." He grumbled.

"Finally, you're done being an idiot, Jaybird?" Dick beamed with absolute happiness.

"Shove off, Goldie." He grumbled, "And just because I'm staying here doesn't mean I'm a hero."

"Wouldn't have it any other way, Jase." Dick cooed, squeezing the life out of the smaller boy's body.

"I want a hug!" A blonde haired girl demanded.

"Me first, Steph!" A black haired boy shouted, a little shorter than Jason.

When Dick finally released Jason, he backed off, nearly running into Wally. He smirked at the speedster. "What's up, West?"

"Nothing much, Todd." Wally replied, bumping fists with the boy. "Still dying your hair?"

Jason instinctively ran a hand through his now black hair, a small strand of it being white. "Yep."

Wally pouted. "I missed you in the ginger club."

Jason rolled his eyes. "You have Harper."

"Nuh uh. Roy went all crazy to find the original Roy Harper." He sulked.

"What is going on?" Raquel whispered to M'gann. She shrugged.

"After all this time, I figured just to go along with it." she said helpfully.

"Guys, these are my siblings. Barbara Gordon, the only one Bruce didn't adopt or take in, daughter of the Gotham Police commissioner-"

"Who also doesn't know I'm Batgirl." The red head added, a smirk on her face.

"Babs?" Artemis asked incredulously. "Do I have any normal friends?"

Dick and Barbara looked at one another. "Err... don't say anything about this to Bette, she'll be upset she missed out on this."

"WHAT?!"

Dick quickly continued. "Jason Todd, now known as Red Hood, a Rogue hero, Wally and my partner in crime, thirteen years old... right?" Dick looked at the now-ebony kid. He shrugged. "I dunno, I was only dead for a few months..."

"What?!" was the general reply.

Dick completely ignored them. "This one's Timmy Drake, better known as Red Robin, kid genius, he's nine." The little blue eyed boy waved at them shyly, hiding behind Dick's legs.

"Awwww." Megan, Zatanna, and Raquel cooed.

"Stephanie Brown, who's ten years old. Family chatterbox and daughter of Cluemaster. She's Spoiler, by the way."

"Hi! How are you! Why are you green? Why do you have gills-?" The blonde haired girl chirped, her bright blue eyes wide with curiosity.

"Not now, Steph." Dick interrupted. "This is Cassandra, or just Cass, Cain." He gestured at an Asian girl with black hair and brown eyes, "She's eight, raised by assassins and wasn't taught to speak until now. She's Black Bat though."

"Damian Wayne, the only one out of all of us to actually be related to Bats-"

"Batman has a son!?"

"-son of Bruce Wayne and Talia al Ghul-"

"Al Ghul!?"

"-he's only three, but don't get on his bad side, trust me."

"Shut up, Gwayson." The three year old raven haired boy glared at his brother.

"Just like his old man." Dick finished.

"Hey! That's a dinosaur!" Wally pointed at the large dinosaur figure with realization and wonder.

"And I thought Master Bruce was the detective, Master Wallace." Alfred said, sarcasm there but not really there. If that made any sense.

Bruce walked in, after an exhausted day at work. "Hey Alfred," He greeted his butler. "Where's the kids?"

"Which ones, Master Bruce?"

Bruce frowned. "All of them."

"I believe you misunderstood me, Master Bruce." Alfred responded. Bruce froze, dropping his briefcase and rushing to the clock. He climbed down the stairs and nearly fainted (not really) at the sight of the cave.

Someone (Superboy, Bruce figured) had knocked down his giant penny. Damian, Jason, Steph, Conner, and Kaldur were currently sitting on the top of the dinosaur. Tim was busy explaining something to M'gann, Zatanna, and Raquel, who were too distracted with cooing at his adorableness to comprehend what he was saying about hacking the BatComputer. The BatMobile suddenly drove in, and the top opened to reveal Robin, or Dick as his mask was off, Artemis, and Wally were laughing inside.

The entire place was trashed.

His jaw hanging agape, he felt someone tug on his pants. Bruce looked down at eight year old Cassandra. She looked up at him with grim, dark brown eyes. "I try tell them."

Vote on where you want to team to go next!

a) the Zoo
b) the Watchtower (with the entire League gone)
c) anywhere else (Please give me ideas!)