Let me know what you think! This fic is going to be extremely OOC, but I had to make it extremely funny. Also, it is rated T for a reason, they are teenagers. Hormonal teenagers. Nothing graphic, but they are teenagers. They will curse, cuss, and be perverted. Remember that.

Any suggestions are welcome!

Season 2 never happened.

Disclaimer: I don't own YJ in any way, shape, or form. I wish I did, but I don't.

1:23 p.m. November 8th, The Watchtower

It wasn't very often that the Watchtower was abandoned. And, to be honest, there has always been at least one person on the watchtower. The last time the Watchtower had been completely left empty, was when Robin, Kid Flash, and Speedy were the only sidekicks. That had been what made them change the rules so one League member was always at the Watchtower.

Until now.

No one, not even Batman, had anticipated that Robin had set up a secret alarm that first time he, Wally, and Roy went up there when he was as kid that would alert him if the entire league was gone.

He had nearly forgotten about it up until this point.

It was a semi-normal day at the cave. Robin wasn't there, as he was still grounded for the whole Batcave disaster. He would have been grounded for longer, but Batman hadn't forgotten about him messing with his teammates on Halloween.

Recognized, Robin B-01

"Robin!" Kid Flash raced to the Zeta Tubes. "I thought you were still grounded, what are you doing here?"

Robin ran towards him, gasping for breath. He was in civvies, but wasn't wearing sunglasses. "Wa-Wally!"

"What?!" He asked anxiously. "Did something happen?"

"Alert W!" Robin shouted, waving his arms like a lunatic. Kid Flash froze, his eyes going wide.

"WHAT?"

"I said-"

"I heard you! I never thought it'd happen!" Kid Flash paced. "Call Red Arrow."

"Already done!" Robin replied.

The rest of the team watched with puzzled looks. "What's going on?" M'gann asked.

"ALERT W!" Kid Flash shouted, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. Before anyone could reply, the Zeta Tubes rang out.

Recognized, Speedy B-06

"IT'S RED ARROW!" The firey tempered archer screamed. He stormed towards them breathless. "What's going on? Robin called me, saying it was an emergency!"

"ALERT W!" Robin and Kid Flash shouted at the same time.

The team expected Red Arrow to blow up and yell at them, but instead, his jaw dropped. "W-what?!"

"We said-"

"I heard what you said! I didn't think the League would be that careless!"

"Would someone tell us what Alert W is?" Artemis asked, annoyed.

"The Watchtower is empty!" Robin exclaimed.

Silence.

"That's what you're all worked up about?!" Rocket asked incredulously.

"YES!" Kid Flash replied, beaming. "You don't understand! When we were little, GA, Flash, and Bats would drop us off at the Watchtower when they had to fight some big villain or go off world, and the rest of the league would babysit us or face the wrath of Daddy!Arrow, Daddy!Flash, and Daddy!Bats!"

"Daddy what?" Superboy asked, looking confused

"Anyways," Red Arrow added, smirking as he completely ignored the Kryptonian. "One time, they left us alone to go on an off world mission for a week, but then Wonder Woman was called back to her home island, Martian Manhunter was called back to Mars for some reason, Superman had to fight Lex Luthor or something back in Metropolis, Red Tornado was... you know what, I actually don't remember where he was, Black Canary was busy on Earth, Captain Marvel and Zatara were off world with GA, Flash, and Batman, and the Hawks were taking care of something about giant robots in Taipei."

"So the three of us were on the Watchtower. Alone." Robin finished. "Batman called it 'the dumbest and most terrible failure the League has ever faced'." He said proudly.

"How old were you guys?" Zatanna asked.

"Ehhh... I was nine, Wally was about twelve I think, and Speedy was about fourteen." Robin mused, "We completely trashed the place."

"So, you guys are gonna do that again?" Artemis asked, disbelief in her voice.

"Yep." Was the answer from all three. Kid Flash and Robin high fived, running through the Zeta Tubes and disappeared as the recognition rang out.

"You guys coming?" Red Arrow raised an eyebrow, turning slightly.

The team looked at one another. "Alright." Aqualad agreed, a small smile tugging on his lips.

Red Arrow cackled madly. So madly that everyone, even himself, was questioning his state of mind. Smirking, he held up the red spray paint and entered his ex-mentor's room.

"I think we broke him." Kid Flash whispered to Robin. The young bird nodded in agreement.

"Wanna go try on Batman's suit?"

"Sure!" Robin jumped on Kid Flash, and the two disappeared.

"Okay... so, what do you guys wanna do?" Zatanna turned to her teammates. Kaldur looked at her, a slight smirk on his face.

"When I was younger and just beginning as Aqualad, my mentor told me there was one room I was forbidden to go to." He said slowly.

The others leaned in with anticipation. "Not even Kid Flash knows about it." Kaldur added, and he led the others through a door.

"Oh my lord..." Raquel gaped.

"They've got it so good." Artemis muttered.

"The kitchen..." M'gann gasped.

"Pig out." Zatanna grinned. A few minutes later, a dark shadow appeared over the teens. They screamed, memories of the haunted house coming back to them. They turned, saw it was only Batman, and screamed louder.

"Wait a minute!" Superboy growled, having stopped shouting. "The Zeta Tubes didn't ring out. And he's too tall."

'Batman' smirked. "Oh, c'mon, Supey!" A voice whined, but 'Batman' mouth wasn't moving.

Artemis, having color come back to her, suddenly looked furious. "Wally! Robin!"

Robin laughed, brushing the cape away and revealing the ebony sitting on Wally's shoulders. The red head grinned as well.

Dick smirked, put the cape around them so it was blocking Wally and Dick's body, and said, "I am the night, I am vengeance, I am... the BATMAN!"

Knowing that it was really their young teammates, they burst into laughter at how ridiculous it sounded, yet how similar Dick could morph his voice into Batman's.

"You guys nearly gave me a heart attack!" Zatanna gasped, clutching her chest.

Dick flipped off Wally's shoulders, kissing Zatanna's cheek with a laugh.

"Sorry, Zee. It was so worth it." He smirked.

"Ooh! Food!" Wally practically drooled, zipping to the fridge and scarfing down everything in sight.

"Has anyone seen Roy?" M'gann asked.

"I think he's vandalizing Green Arrow's room..." Robin replied, before picking up a chocolate bar. Wally smacked it out of his hand.

"DUDE! NO CHOCOLATE!" Wally shouted.

Dick pouted. "But-but-"

"No buts, don't you remember what happened last time?"

Dick and Kaldur shuddered, making Wally nod. "Exactly. No. Sugar."

"What-" Conner began, but Artemis put a hand over his mouth.

"We're better off no knowing," She muttered.

Roy suddenly walked in the room, a satisfied smirk on his face.

Wally, Dick, and Kaldur recognized it. They groaned collectively.

"Roy, what did you do?" Kaldur asked.

"Just left GA a little gift." He replied. The team, plus Roy, sat around the table, pigging out on the League's food, until the zeta tubes rang out.

Recognized, Captain Marvel 15

"Okay, guys, don't panic..." Dick breathed as the entire team froze. "Here's the plan..."

Billy Batson was having a pretty good day, if he did say so himself. He had finished patrol over Fawcett City, won a battle in Metropolis after helping Superman (who was called away immediately), and he had a great sandwich for lunch. Finally, he went back to the Watchtower for his next assignment.

Then, he was attacked by ninjas.

Captain Marvel screamed like a little girl as eight figures dressed in all black jumped out of nowhere, surrounding him as soon as he left the Zeta Tube.

"Yas mazahs!" one figure shouted.

A single word tore out of Captain Marvel's throat. "Shazam!" he turned into ten year old Billy Batson. Before he could say it again, someone grabbed him from behind. Another ninja!

One ninja held him by his arms, pinning him to the ground while another, faster than he could comprehend, gagged him. The last thing he saw was a black boot hit him in the head.

The ninjas removed their masks, and grinned at one another smugly. Robin laughed. "I knew the plan to hide all the ninja outfits in Batman's room would come in handy!"

M'gann smiled, shape shifting back into her civvies. "What should we do next?"

"We can completely vandalize the place." Roy suggested, pulling off his ninja outfit.

"Didn't you already do that?" Conner asked.

"Only with GA's room... and besides, the League's got two billionaires backing them up." Roy pointed out.

"He has a good point." Raquel said, grinning mischievously.

"I hope this doesn't turn out like the Batcave." Dick shrugged, then took out several cans of spray paint from his utility belt. "Who wants to create art?"

Hours Later, the entire League returned to the Watchtower. As they exited the Zeta Tubes, gasped and slack jaws were not an uncommon sight.

"Great Hera..." Wonder Woman's mouth fell open.

Grafitti filled the walls and furniture. Chairs and tables were knocked over, doors were missing. Their kitchen was empty yet messy at the same time, with dirty plates, cups, and bowls all around the room. Green Arrow ran into his room, to find red spray pain everywhere and a black arrow emblem on the wall. In black, letters spelled out "My name is not Speedy" and then "Green Arrow sucks eggs". Who knew Roy could be so juvenile?

Batman quickly checked his own room, feeling a bit relieved that the only thing wrong was that one of his costumes were missing and the place where Robin had kept his ninja outfits was empty. Okay, at least the kids weren't THAT suicidal.

Superman flew straight to his room, nearly fainting as he found the entire place covered in black paint, a backwards Superman S symbol in red on the wall. In red on the door was "Miss M and SB were here!"

Flash's room was covered in neon yellow paint with red lightning bolts everywhere. There were also the words "KF and Artemis were were!"

Wonder Woman's room was painted black and purple, much to her irritation. The purple words spelled "Rocket Rules!" and then "Wonder Slut!"

Martian Manhunter's room was painted white and red, looking more like a candy cane than anything else. M'gann had painted a large red X over the ceiling.

Dr. Fate entered his plain room to see it completely covered in black and white, the words "Esaeler ym dad uoy gabehcuod!" backwards. Inside Dr. Fate, Giovanni Zatara was praising his daughter for her accomplishment, laughing at Nabu's shock at the disrespect.

Aquaman laughed at the others reactions. "It's a good thing my protege is not this juvenile and would never do something like this-" He stepped into his room, his smile disappearing as he saw the entire place painted sea blue, the Atlantis symbol all over the place in sea green.

"Wait a minute!" Black Canary looked around, "Has anyone seen Captain Marvel?"

The League rushed into Captain Marvel's room, to see Billy Batson tied to a chair with duct tape over his mouth. He screamed into the gag, looking relieved as he saw the League. But they didn't free him. They were too busy looking at the red writing on the wall of the bedroom.

Surrounding red words, was a letter 'R', a yellow lightning bolt, a Superman 'S', a red X, a green arrow, a purple circle, a black top hat, a red arrow, and a golden Atlantis insignia.

The words read, 'Young Justice: Don't call us Sidekicks'.

Vote on where you want to team to go next!

a) the Zoo
b) Wayne/Queen Industries
c) Public Library
d) School
e) Concert
f) Central City Rogue's Hideout
g) Disney World
h) Smallville
i) Another dimension!