Let me know what you think! This fic is going to be extremely OOC, but I had to make it extremely funny. Also, it is rated T for a reason, they are teenagers. Hormonal teenagers. Nothing graphic, but they are teenagers. They will curse, cuss, and be perverted. Remember that.
Any suggestions are welcome!
Season 2 never happened.
Disclaimer: I don't own YJ in any way, shape, or form. I wish I did, but I don't.
The Justice League eventually dragged the team back to their dimension, but not before Zatanna and her counterpart, Raven, created a secret portal so they could go between worlds and hang out.
"I'm soooooooo bored." Wally whined. "What do you guys want to do?"
"When I'm bored, or decide to ditch class, I go see Bruce at work." Dick suggested.
"And what do you do there?"
"Just bother Bruce, take candy from his secretary, play video games with Lucius Fox, bother Bruce, slingshot myself down the long hallways using a rolling chair-"
"I say we go." Zatanna said with a mischievous smile.
Later
"Mr. Wayne?" His secretary buzzed him in his office. Bruce pressed the button and spoke.
"Yes?"
"There are some teens on level fifteen causing an... ah, spectacle."
Bruce frowned. Teens?
His eyes suddenly narrowed. "I'll be right there."
He jumped out of his chair and stormed outside, into the elevator, and pressed the button fifteen. Terrible elevator music played, causing Bruce's mood to only decrease at the 80's music.
"RICHARD!" He shouted, storming down the hall as he found Dick and Zatanna sitting in a chair while Superboy and Miss Martian were pulling back a large rubber band (he didn't even want to know where that came from), prepared to sling shot them through the hall.
Dick winced as he saw his mentor. "Hiya, Bruce! You look grumpy... did you take the elevator again?"
Bruce glared at his ward. "Dick! What did I tell you about sling shooting yourself down the hallway! I thought I told you not to last time you go detention for slamming yourself into the fire alarm!"
Wally sped towards Bruce- probably to tell him to lighten up, or ask for food, or both- before tripping and slamming into Artemis, who stumbled back and cursed. Miss Martian, who was standing right next to Artemis, was distracted and accidentally let her telekenesis go.
Conner jumped back and let go of the band as well, startled. Bruce ducked into an office before the chair and slam into him. When he stuck his head out again, he saw Zatanna gripping onto Dick like her life depended on it, but they were both laughing loudly.
"I wanna go next!" Wally shouted, before he stopped because of a glare directed towards him from Bruce.
"Uh,"
Security guards appeared, dragging the struggling teens out.
"Aw, c'mon Bruce!" Dick whined, as a huge security guard picked him up.
Bruce simply rolled his eyes. "See you home, Dick." he pouted in reply.
The team sighed as they sat outside Wayne Enterprises.
Dick pulled out his phone, on youtube to watch funny videos. He suddenly burst out laughing. He looked up, smirking. "You guys wanna take a visit to Queen Enterprises?"
Artemis looked at him. "What for?"
Raquel looked over Dick's shoulder, and laughed. "Classic." she said. Dick smirked in reply. Wally zoomed over to him, grabbed the phone out of his hands, and burst out in laughter.
"Let's call Roy first."
Kaldur frowned, also watching the video, before trying to fight the smirk off his face. "Let us do it."
"Mr. Queen?"
Oliver Queen pressed the intercom to his secretary. "Yeah, Jan?"
"There are some teens here asking to see you."
Ollie looked confused. "What for?"
"I don't know. They said it was an emergency."
Ollie frowned. "Let them in."
He thought it'd be a bunch of teens complaining about his latest product, not the entire team, even Roy, walking in with smirks on their faces, as if they knew what they were about to do was going to end badly for him.
"Ollie." Roy nodded at him coolly.
"What are you-"
Dick suddenly smirked, bursting into song, "There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium, and hydrogen, and oxygen, and nitrogen, and rhenium-"
"What?" Oliver stared at Dick as if he just dropped down from outerspace.
Wally and Roy quickly followed, evil smirks on their faces, "-And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium, and iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium-"
"Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium, and lanthanum, and osmium, and astatine, and radium. And gold procatcanium, and indium, and gallium-" M'gann joined in.
"Are you guys singing the-" Oliver gaped.
"-And iodine, and thorium, and thulium, and thallium." Kaldur added, "There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, and rubidium-"
"Kaldur! You too?"
"-and boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium," Zatanna sang, "And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium, and bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium."
"Thank god it stopped-"
"There's holmium, and helium, and hafnium, and erbium. And phosphorous and francium and fluorine and terbium. And manganese, and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium-" Raquel continued.
"Where the hell did you learn this anyways!?"
"-dysprosium, and scandium, and cerium, and cesium. And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium, palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium. And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium, and cadmium and calcium and curium," Artemis finished.
"There's sulfur, californium, and fermium, berkelium, and also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium," M'gann sang.
They all sang together, "And Argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc, and rhodium. And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin, and sodium.
Oliver had his jaw hit on the desk. "What are you kids doing? Quit singing!"
Wally zoomed over to him, poking his shoulder several times. "BotherbotherbotherbotherbotherBotherbotherbotherb otherbotherBotherbotherbotherbotherbotherBotherbot her botherbotherbotherBotherbotherbotherbotherbother-"
"What the hell?"
Dick quickly joined in. "BotherbotherbotherbotherbotherBotherbotherbotherb otherbotherBotherbotherbotherbotherbotherBotherbot herbotherbotherbotherBotherbotherbotherbotherbothe rBotherbotherbotherbotherbother-"
Roy smirked, clearly enjoying the half confusion and half outrage that contorted on Ollie's face. Much to his surprise, he said, "BotherbotherbotherbotherbotherBotherbotherbotherb otherbotherBotherbotherbotherbotherbotherBotherbot herbotherbotherbotherBotherbotherbotherbotherbothe r-"
"Would you guys shut up!?"
M'gann laughed, her eyes sparkling while Artemis smirked, "BotherbotherbotherbotherbotherBotherbotherbotherb otherbotherBotherbother botherbotherbotherBotherbotherbotherbotherbother-"
Conner, his face usually blank, fought a grin that threatened to take over his face and continued, "BotherBotherbotherbotherbotherbotherBotherbotherb otherbotherbotherBotherbotherbotherbotherbotherBot herbotherbotherbotherbother-"
"You guys are in so much trouble!" Ollie seethed, prepared to call security.
Zatanna and Raquel joined in together, "BotherbotherbotherbotherbotherBotherbotherbotherb otherbotherBotherbotherbotherbotherbotherBotherbot herbotherbotherbotherBotherbotherbotherbotherbothe rBotherbotherbotherbotherbother-"
"Kaldur, please stop your teammates!" Oliver begged the usually level-headed teen.
Kaldur simply looked at Oliver sympathetically, before saying, "BotherBotherBotherBotherBotherBotherBotherBotherB otherBotherBotherBotherBotherBotherBother-"
"Would you stop saying BOTHER!"
The teens fell silent.
"Well, you heard the man, no more bother." Roy said, a cruel smirk on his face.
Wally and Dick exchanged looks, before saying, "Leedle leedle leedle leedle leedle Leedle leedle leedle leedle leedle Leedle leedle leedle leedle leedle Leedle leedle leedle leedle leedle Leedle leedle leedle leedle leedle Leedle leedle leedle leedle leedle-"
Oliver screamed, running out of his office.
Co-workers turned and stared at their boss in shock. He looked pissed beyond hell.
"Ollie, was there another spider?" Arthur asked slowly. Oliver sent a glare at him.
"No! There are demons in my office!"
The employees turned to see the teenagers slowly and calmly exiting the office. The teens turned and saw everyone looking at them, and waved innocently in unison.
All the employees turned back to Oliver, who looked terrified. He screamed again, running down the hall as the eyes of the workers followed him. They exchanged looks that all said 'he's finally lost it'.
Jan put an hand on Oliver's shoulder. "Maybe you should take the rest of the day off, Mr. Queen."
Vote on where you want to team to go next!
a) the Zoo
b) WalMart
c) Public Library
d) School
e) Concert
f) Central City Rogue's Hideout
g) Disney World
h) Smallville
i) Video Game Tournament