"Lovely to meet you, you as well Ace. Now where are you taking the Cadullon?"
"We told you, the Brigadier needs one. He's hosting a Saeton tonight and he wants to prepare a ceremonial dish for his guest"
"Makes perfect sense, only trouble is I don't remember it"
"What? How can that be? Have you contracted some sort of amnesia?"
"Certainly hope not, I did enough of that as the last one."
"The last what?" Ace asks.
"I believe, Ace, that our friend here is not, as I had suspected, my next incarnation, but one coming after"
"I'm the ninth" he says to both of them. "the Doctor in between us was always losing his mind, the daft bloke he was. Anyway, where were you before coming to London?"
"Betulik III, Ace and I were there to stop-"
"The beast with two bodies, right. I remember that. Where were you headed off to after you brought Alistair his bird?"
"Ace suggested somewhere with a tropical climate, so we were going to Fris-"
"Frisdexur, the beach planet, I remember that too! That one was fantastic. So why can't I remember any of this?"
"Hold on, the Cadullon has gotten out, Professor!"
The avian suddenly swoops down from its hiding place on the TARDIS ceiling, right at the seventh Doctor, who knocks it aside with his umbrella
"Take that you winged vermin!" he shouts
The beast veers around smashing into Ace, who falls to the floor, hitting her head, and then careens into the TARDIS console
"Chameleon Arch activated" a harsh, metallic voice rings out
"No!" the Doctors scream in unison
A headset slowly lowers over the younger doctor
"Help!"
The ninth rushes over to the console. He frantically begins inputting various commands before pausing.
"Fantastic!" he presses a few more buttons and hurries to the navigation panel
"What are you doing? Help!"
"Oh I am Doctor, I am!" he flips switches and turns some knobs "There! Course set to Frisdexur"
He types in one more command
Memory removal length: 6 hours
"Enjoy the beaches!" He presses a button, and the TARDIS splits itself in two
…
Brigadier Alistair Lethbridge Stewart walked into his office to find a bird cage with a particularly succulent Cadullon perched inside on his desk. Next to the cage there was a note, which he picked up and began to read
"Hello Brigadier, I've been asked to get you one of these, and so here you are, sorry we couldn't check in, I've been a bit busy lately. Your friend, The Doctor
P.S.: serve him with basil, tastes fantastic
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