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DEAD: Popo, Nana, Jigglypuff, R.O.B., Fox McCloud, King Dedede, Wario, Snake, Toon Link, Ike, Falco, Red, Squirtle, Wolf, Luigi, Diddy Kong, Pit, Ness, Captain Falcon

WINNERS: Mario, Pikachu, Princess Peach, Link, Olimar, Marth, Lucario

UNDECIDED: Bowser, Donkey Kong, Kirby, Lucas, Meta Knight, Samus Aran, Yoshi, Princess Zelda, Ganondorf, Mr. Game & Watch, Sonic the Hedgehog


Lucas looked up, anger clouding his mind. Ness was his friend. One of his few friends, and the only friend he had here. "Should I even live?" he asked the air, before shaking his head. "No. Others like me, therefore I'll fight until my final breath."

The next battle started, and Lucas watched closely, trying to find a pattern that people use to evade attacks. Rolling seemed to be very popular, and effective.

The battle continued on above him. Donkey Kong, Yoshi, Mr. Game & Watch and Ganondorf were the four fighters, and Lucas couldn't care less about which one would win.

Donkey Kong jumped up and brought his hand over his head in an arc, spiking Yoshi into the ground, trapping him. As he landed, he picked up Yoshi and threw him at a terrified Mr. Game & Watch.

As Mr. Game & Watch did a backwards somersault, he collided and stopped at Ganondorf's feet. The warlock's eyes narrowed, and his cracked his knuckles. Mr. Game & Watch sat there, dazed and confused, head spinning and birds flying around his head. Ganondorf punched Game & Watch, and he suffered the same fate Yoshi did, getting stuck in the ground.

Yoshi jumped up, finally able to clutch the sides of the hole he was in, and stand up. He faced Donkey Kong, whose eyes were bloodshot red. The monkey let out a loud wail, and then punched Yoshi in the face, blood coming from his mouth. He collided with Mr. Game & Watch mid-air, who had just been punched by Ganondorf.

When they landed on the ground, Yoshi lost consciousness, and fainted-blood spewing from his mouth.

Unlike Yoshi, Mr. Game & Watch had not lost consciousness, standing up, ready to fight. Luckily, he was ignored by Donkey Kong and Ganondorf as they started fighting. He heard Ganondorf taunting Donkey Kong, behind him. "You know 'Donkey Kong' means 'Ass Whiskey', right? Ass is another word for Donkey, while Kong is a type of Whiskey." All Mr. Game & Watch heard for a response was an 'oof' sound, made by Ganondorf. When Game & Watch turned around, he saw Donkey Kong jumping on top of Ganondorf's face-the warlock bruised and beaten. Before long, blood spewed from the Gerudo's mouth and nose, and then a loud cracking sound was heard across the battlefield, and Mr. Game & Watch cringed at the thought of what that might be.