Devils and Ninjas May Cry

Damn, I already had nine reviews and six votes so here is the polls so far on Dante's girl:

Anko: 6

Everyone else: el nada

I'm not adding my vote in, but my favorite choice is still winning (A/N: X3) and I would like to thank all those who have reviewed and voted, I feel so much love here, I NEED A HUG!

But anyways, onto the story but first the declaimer: I do not own Naruto or Devil May Cry. I will also try to do my best to keep the characters IN character.

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Legend:

"Devil form Dante/ Kyuubi/ Kyuubi-Naruto/ Agni and Rudra speaking"

'Kyuubi thinking/ Devil Arms Telepathically talking to there master'

'thinking'

'though speech'

(action sounds during speaking)

(A/N: author notes)

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Chapter Two: Expanding Business

Dante was slightly pissed of the fact he stuck in handcuffs while some guy with only one eye visible on his face was carrying every weapon Dante had on him all the way to this 'Kohona'. "Tell me again why the hell I decided to be cuffed like this?" Dante asked, more like demand the leader of the group, who had his nose in an orange book at the time.

"(sigh) If you didn't agree to let us handcuff you and take you to the village, we would have left you there since we all know you would probably take us all without a breaking a sweat." Kakashi said in a matter-of-fact tone.

"Damn straight." The half man half demon bragged as he grinned, making all but one of the ninja's sweat drop and think the same thing 'This guy is like Naruto' Naruto just fumed.

"THERE'S NO WAY YOU'D BEAT ME!" The said blonde shouted at Dante, point a finger right at him.

"Oh yeeeeah, and you were doing just fine by yourself against those two…what ever, please if it wasn't for me your ass would have been handed to you on a plate, the least you can do is thank me." the demon hunter stated as he pointed a finger right back at the ninja.

Before Naruto could retort he found his mouth clamped over by Sakura, "quite you idiot, do you really want him as an enemy?" she whispered into his ear then dragged him away, which just made Dante laugh.

"So exactly when will we reach this village of yours old man?" The son of Sparda asked to Jiraiya.

"I'm not that old!" he turned and yelled at Dante.

"You're older than me old fart." Dante retorted back.

"Do you know who I am?"

"Do I really give a fuck?" The young white haired man asked sarcastically asked the older one. The author of Itcha Itcha Paradise just mumbled something about 'troublesome ass' and 'no respect'.

"We're here," Sai said as he stopped at the large gate, Dante let out a low, long whistle at the sight.

'Think they mad them big enough?' Dante thought to himself as he looked at the gate, just then two clouds of smoke appeared and then there stood two men, both wearing the same get up except their masks were different. 'Neat trick, but not as cool as my moves' The green-eyed half demon thought to himself.

"Names and business." The one in the bird mask asked the group, Kakashi stepped foreword, still holding Dante's bag full of weapons.

"Team 7 and the Toad Sannin and one prisoner," he started, but stopped when he felt Dante glared at him for the 'prisoner thing', "back from a mission that was unable to complete due to an Attack of two S-class missing nins."

"We'll take the prisoner to interrogation." The one in tiger mask said as he stepped towards Dante.

"No," The pervert hermit said and held out his hand to stop the ANBU, "we're bringing him to see the Hokage." The ANBU just nodded and then both 'poofed' away and then the large doors swung open. The Toad-Sannin turned to the three teenagers, "You can all go off and do what you want, will take our mystery friend here to see Tsunade."

"I thought I was to see this Hoe-cage?" Dante questioned Jiraiya

"HOKAGE, and there one in the same." the hermit replied.

"Tell Baa-chan I said hi!" Naruto yelled as he ran towards his favorite roman stand, Sakura and Sai went their own ways.

"(sighs) can we please get this over with already? I really want to fuck home." Dante said as he shrugged, the handcuffs broken and on the ground, the two ninja's just stared at him. "What?"

Later at the Hokage Tower

The was a knock on the door that lead into her office, "Come in." a female voice said from a pile of paper that blocked her entire view of who was entering.

"So where is this hokage of yours?" an unfamiliar voice to the long pigtailed beauty asked. She quickly shoved all the papers off the desk and saw three white-haired men in the middle of her office. One was her long-time teammate and fellow Sannin, the other was the leader of team 7 and would always be late no matter what, but the third one had her baffled; he wore a red leather coat with no shirt, brown pants, boots, and fingerless gloves; but what struck her the most was his eyes, a shade of green that didn't seem humanly possible to have. "DAMN, I have never seen melons those big!" the guy screamed out, causing a tick on her forehead and lung at him with one of her super powered punches right to his face, but he didn't go flying through the wall like everyone else did, he just grabbed his face and let out a long string of curses.

"Jiraiya, Kakashi, who is this, and why is he here?" She glared at them as she pointed to Dante still nursing his face. Both men sweat dropped and got so nervous they shook, they had forgotten to get his name.

"Damn that hurt, and it's Dante," The demon hunter said his face finally stopped hurting, "and I don't know where or why I am here," he then glares at the hokage and then took a seat on a chair, "I came here for some fucking answers."

Tsunade then took her seat and looked over Dante behind her desk, "Why don't you start from the beginning on how you got here." The two other men took a seat on a nearby couch ready to listen to the story of this Dante.

"Fine, it started out like any other day, no offers for jobs under my…specialty." Dante started then went on about how the rest of the day went, right up to the part where he was handcuff in order to even come here.

"I see," Ero-sennin started looking right at Dante in all seriousness, "you were sent here from a different universe." At this sudden drop of info Dante did the only thing he could do, he leaned to far back on his chair and fell backwards.

"Oh you got to be fucking kidding me, but that would explain the lack of cars and buses." Dante righted himself and sat back down. "So is there any way to get back?"

"Not that I know of." the toad hermit said.

"Well fuck, well I might as well set up a new shop here." Dante then got up, grabbed his bag of weapons and head the door, only to be stopped by the one-eyed ninja in his way.

"You never told what kind of work you do." Kakashi told in a lazy voice.

Dante shrugged, "Just your everyday demon hunter." before he could do anything else he felt a blade at his throat, back, and heart, "Well now, this is new."

"Who hired you?" Kakashi asked, this time in a threatting voice and was glaring at him.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa easy now; who do you think I'm trying to kill, I only hunt demons."

"Are you after Nartuo," Tsunade pressed the blade to his back harder, "cause if you are."

"Why would I hurt the kid!" Dante yelled out, causing the three ninja to drop their kunais. "Now you're going to tell me what the fuck that was all about."

"Sorry that's classified, the only one who can tell you is Naruto." The one eyed ninja said as his voice started to calm down.

"Riiiiiight." Dante rolled his eyes 'great, now I'll have to watch me steps and I'm not very good at that'. "So can I go now, I need to find a place to stay and to set up my business."

"I'll work something out, but right now I want to know all about you, and no secrets." the Hokage said, glaring at Dante at the last part.

'Fuck man, I really don't want to tell them about 'dear old dad'', "Sorry, but that's my trade secret." He said with a smirk, which just made the female glare even more at him.

In another part of Kohona

Naruto patted his belly as he walked past all the glares and sneers directed at him 'Man, those 24 bowls of roman sure hit the spot'. He then decided to head over to one of the training areas, but no sooner did he make it did he feel like he was being watched, but he just shrugged it off and began his training, not knowing that he was being watched by a certain heir to the Hyuga clan.

"N-Naruto-kun…." she whispered out as she watched him train, blushing at the sight. 'I have to tell him' she told herself, she took a deep breathe and walked towards the teen, who turned to face her causing her to blush madly.

"Hey Hinata!" He shouted and waved at her as he ran towards the lavender eyed girl, "are you alright you look warm."

"I-I'm fine N-Naruto-k-kun…." she stammered out while thinking the ground looked lovely today.

"So why are you out here?" He asked, still as dunce as ever about how she feels towards her.

Hinata looked into his sky blue eyes 'I have to now or I may never be able to'' "I-I wanted to tell you something." she said, slightly louder than she usually did.

"What is it then?" The blonde asked with his trademark smile.

"I-I…" she clenched her fists " I LOVE YOU!"

And well end it at that for now X3 Now keep voting and when I get back from my week long trip next Saturday I'll announce the winner. Review and VOTE it's your civic right as a reader to do so.