Devils and Ninjas May Cry
Now it's time to announce the winner which is….just kidding, I think I'll wait a little longer before I get Dante and who or whom will be paired with Dante, but here is the poll so far:
Anko: 7
Harem: 1
Yes we have a new thing on the poll, but Anko still has a strong lead, but lets see what wins.
But now the Disclaimers: I do not own Naruto or Devil May Cry. I will also try to do my best to keep the characters IN character.
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Legend:
"Devil form Dante/ Kyuubi/ Kyuubi-Naruto/ Agni and Rudra speaking"
'Kyuubi thinking and talking to Naruto telepathically / Devil Arms Telepathically talking to there master/ Inner Sakura'
'thinking'
'though speech'
(action sounds during speaking)
(A/N: author notes)
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Chapter 3: Secrets Told, Secrets Found, and Pizza Lost
"I LOVE YOU!" She yelled out…in her mind, but instead this came out, "W-what are y-you doing Naruto-kun?" which Naruto barely heard and saw she was a red as a tomato and staring at her fingers she was always playing with. (A/N: (Laughs like a mad-man) gotcha on that one didn't I?)
"Just training, hey are you feeling alright, you look like you're running a fever." He asked his friend as he put the back of his hand gently on her forehead, causing her to make 3 new shades of reds and then do what she does best, she fainted; but to her dismay she fell forward and landed her head on the blonde's chest. Without thinking his arms went around her, causing him to blush and the Fox inside him roll in his cage in laughter. 'DAMN IT FUR FACE! WHAT'S SO FUNNY!' He mentally yelled at his captive, knowing full well Kyuubi heard it.
'You, you're the dumbest out your idiotic species Kit.' The great demon fox manages to say as he continues to laugh off his non existent ass.
'What's that supposed to mean?' The living meaning of 'dumb blonde' asked. However before the nine tailed beasts could reply Naruto heard chuckling coming from the right, he turns to see everyone's favorite demon hunter.
"Well it looks like I'm interrupting your fun." He said, a small grin on his face.
It took Naurto the span of 2 seconds of him looking at Hinata and back at Dante several times before he got what the white haired stranger meant, causing his face to turn redder out of embarrassment and rage "IT'S NOT LIKE THAT YOU PERVERT!" he screamed, causing the half demon to laugh so hard he had to grab his sides.
"I am not a perv, I'm a flirt," Dante said as he regain his composer, "well let had back to our place, and bring your girlfriend, we wouldn't want her to leave her out here."
"She's not my girlfr- wait, OUR place?" The blonde haired ninja asked as he picked up Hinata bridal style.
"I'll explain when we get there…which is where exactly?" He asked Naruto who just stared at him with disgust.
At the same time in the Council room
There was 'poof' sound at the end of one room that followed smoke, revealing an ANBU ninja with a wolf mask, bowing in front of a long table that seated the clans of the Village Hidden in the Leaves, Hyuga Hiashi at the head of the table. "What is that makes you have to disturb this meeting?" The head of council boomed at the ninja.
"Hiashi-sama, a stranger has come into Kohana, apparently he took out an S-class missing nin without much effort." the ANBU member stated to the council members.
"It's not that out of the ordinary someone kills a ninja." One of the older members stated, being a retired ninja he knew that a civilian can even take out a ninja if they weren't careful.
"This particular missing-nin was Kisame." After that bit of info was added, the room was filled with gasps and chattering on how it was possible for a member of the Akasuki to be beaten.
"QUIET DOWN!" The Hyuga in the room shouted, immediately the room fell silent, "as much as it shocking to hear that, that still doesn't give you a good reason to be here." he narrowed his eyes at the ANBU member.
"I am getting to that Hiashi-sama, when he reached Kohona he was brought to the Hokage to find out where he was from. It turned out he is not of this Universe but of another one," The elite ninja lifted his head to face the head of the Council, "he also told of what he professes in." everyone in the room could feel that the man was grinning from behind his mask.
"And that would be?" Another member asked.
"He's a demon hunter." At this response there was a mass of chuckles and low laughter, this was the opportunity they have been waiting for, for a long time.
At Naruto's and Dante's Apartment
"Man, you actually live in this dump?" Dante was in awe as how many ramen bowls and wrappers littered the floor, the couch looked like someone threw it out and the kid picked it up and brought it home, creaks on the walls, a creaked table, sink full of dishes, only two chairs in bad shape, and a lingering odor of ramen, "Looks worse than the places I've been to, and that's saying something." Naruto just mumbled as he walked in and laid the still out Hinata on the couch, and then took a seat on one of the chairs, sitting in it backwards facing the white haired man.
"So what's the deal with you saying this is our place now?" The blue eyed ninja asked the green eyed demon hunter.
"(sighs) Your big breast leader told me I'd either become a citizen of this village, expose everything about myself, relinquish my weapons for study; or I can stay with you so you can keep a close eye on me incase I try to do anything funny (laughs) so I took door number two." The half demon explained to the demon container as he placed his bag of weapons down and sat in the other chair. "So to put it simply, I'm your new roomie." He grinned at the last part.
"I see," Naruto said as he put on his famous fox-grin, "well welcome home then pal!" he yelled out, glad that he has someone to keep him company. "Guess I should clean up this place now." He chuckled nervously and rubbed the back his head as he looked at the mess, Dante also chuckled.
"Ya should, but right now I have a question for you," The demon hunter looked right into Naruto's eyes, "do you have a relation to a demon Naruto?" at the question the said boy flinched. "Relax man, I'm not going to kill you, I know for sure you're not a demon, but when I told your team leader I was demon hunter, I found three daggers on my body and the big booby women asked if I was hired to kill you, now spill it." He added a glare to prove his point that he wasn't going to stop till he got an answer.
Naruto let out a sigh 'looks like I have no choice' "Alright I'll tell, it all began when the nine tailed fox, Kyuubi attacked our village long ago…" So Naruto told the story about how the Fourth sealed Kyuubi into his navel and how the village thought he was the demon and not its container, Dante just sat their and nodded at times to show he was listening.
"Okay so to bottom line it," he points to the young ninja's gut "you have a giant fox with nine tails in your stomach, and the village hates your guts for it." Naruto nodded saying he was right on. Dante just laughed, "Kid you are FAR from being anything BUT a human," the green eyed half demon grin, "I can't wait to see how they would react to me?" This of course got Naruto and even the demon fox curious.
"What is that supposed to mean?" the orange clad ninja asked, kind of afraid of the answer he was going to get.
Dante just chuckled again "For now lets say there's a reason why my pops was called The Legendary Dark Knight." and with that he got up and headed out the door 'I need to find a pizza place, I'm starving'
'Man, this guy is odd, but cool' Naruto thought as he grinned, he found another person who sees him as a person, but then something clicked in his brain and made him have a shocked look on his face, "I DON'T EVEN KNOW HIS NAME!" he screamed. There was a soft moan coming from his couch, he turned to see the Hyuga girl still out, but now asleep, causing a small grin on his face. 'she's cute when she's asleep…whoa where did that come from?'
15 minutes later at diner
"He sounds like a hunk to me." a blonde haired, baby-blue eyed female ninja said after her friend Sakura told her about the mystery man she met on her latest mission.
"He is, but he has the same attitude like Naruto if not more." Great just what we need, another idiot CHA! The Pink haired ninja stated and her inner-self said as she took another bite into her sundae. After she left her team at the gates she went home to wash up and get changed, no sooner did she do that she ran into her friend Ino who wanted details on the mission, so they went to their favorite place and now her blonde friend was falling for a guy she never even see.
"So does this guy have a name?" Ino asked, a smirk on her face as she took a bite out of her sundae.
The green eyed girl blushed, "I don't know, we never asked him."
"Dante." a voice from behind her, she turned to see the man they were talking about standing behind her, holding a box of pizza in one hand, his other hand holding a slice of pizza, "The name is Dante Sparda." He put on his own famous grin, which made Ino's eyes and some of the other girls who were looking as him turn into hearts.
"Oh my Sakura, he's gorgeous!" Ino yelled, quickly appearing next to the demon hunter looking into his eyes. Of course all the women then did the same, soon Dante was surrounded by women, and being the guy that he was he smirked and with his now pizza slice free hand, since he ate, the pulled down the zipper of his pants slowly which caused all the ladies except Sakura to pass out due to blood lost, leaving Dante in shock.
"Well I never had that reaction before." he said as he took another slice a pizza out of the box. However his face was again hit with another powerful punch, this time be the student of the Hokage, but again he didn't go flying, just drop the slice of pizza and the box full of the rest of it and let out another string of curse.
"PERVERT!" she screamed at him.
"I'M A FLIRT!" he yelled back, still nursing his face 'fuck that hurts as bad as the large racked woman'. He reached down to grab the pizza box when an a shoe stepped on the box, making Dante very pissed off, "NOOOOO, not the pizza!" he yelled, glaring at the ANBU that the shoe belonged to. "YOU OWE ME A LAGE PIZZA DUDE!" he yelled pointing at the man behind the mask. (A/N: I don't know what Dante puts on his pizza)
The ANBU didn't seem to be bother by his out burst, "The Council wants to meet you." he simple said, and before our favorite half demon could say another word, the wolf masked ninja took a hold of his shoulder and poofed him and himself away, leaving a stepped on pizza and a room full of knocked out women.
And there you go, what does the Council want with Dante, is Naruto gaining feelings towards Hinata, and will Dante have a fan club? Stay tuned to find out. And I also fixed up the last two chapters a bit.