Devils and Ninjas May Cry
Well I guess I'll give you the winner of the poll, may I have a trumpet call please? …no? how about a drum roll? NO! how about a simple kazoo? Again no? well I guess I'll just have to do it without the grand…thingy (sighs)
The winner of the Dante coupling is Anko with 7 votes
And in a distant second with 1 is the Harem option
Now the Disclaimers (trumpets play) OH NOW I GET THEM (sighs) : I do not own Naruto or Devil May Cry. I will also try to do my best to keep the characters IN character
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Legend:
"Devil form Dante/ Kyuubi/ Kyuubi-Naruto/ Agni and Rudra speaking"
'Kyuubi thinking and talking to Naruto telepathically / Devil Arms Telepathically talking to there master/ Inner Sakura'
'thinking'
'though speech'
(action sounds during speaking)
(A/N: author notes)
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Chapter 4: Deals, Meals, and Talking Heads
"And If I…oh…" Dante said when he and the ANBU poofed into a hallway, a door to the left of him. "So I guess I'll have to take door number one?" he asked, using his thumb to point at the door.
"The Council wanted to see you immediately." the wolf masked ninja said, changing his tone to a demanding one.
"If they want to see me, tell them they have to set an appointment, other wise that can piss off." The white-haired stated and turned around to leave, only to have an ANBU with a bear mask blocking his path.
"You have no choice." the one in the bear masked said, the half demon just sighed.
'crude, great Dante leave your weapons back at the apartment to get pizza on the Hokage's tab, heh heh, that'll teach her to hit me in the face; guess I have no choice' "Fine, fine I'll go in since you asked so nicely." The non ninja of the group said as he shrugged. He turned to the door and opened it, with his boot. He then stepped inside to see a long table in front of the only empty seat in the room, so he took the seat, leaned back and put his feet on the table, his arms crossed on his chest. "I doubt this a way to say hello to the new guy." he said smugly, hearing groans coming from most of the Councilmen and a glare from the head, but unlike everyone else who has met Hiashi glare Dante didn't flinch, instead he grinned more.
"We wanted to hire you for a job Mr. Dante, we know of your…unique profession and are willing to pay handsomely for your services…" the rest Dante droned out and started to pick his ear and stare at the ceiling, he knew where this was probably going, "MR. DANTE!" The Hyuga shouted at him, which barely caught his attention.
"Hm, just get the point already, and it's just Dante Mr. Milk Eyes." The son of Sparda mocked towards the council leader, making him turn red with anger and Dante grin again.
"We want you to kill a demon," the Hyuga head stated, "The Kyuubi no Kitsune." with a nod the closet council member slid an upside down photo toward Dante, who picked it up and flipped it, to see a picture of Naruto smiling.
'So these guys want me to kill the kid' Dante chuckled, 'like hell I'm going to, but I'll some fun first with these ass wipes.' "It's just a kid, I don't kill kids." he said as he tossed the picture at the Hyuga.
"It contains the king of all demons inside, what's the difference!" One of the members stood up and yelled at the red coated man.
"Oh so it's the king of all demons too? (chuckles) In that case even IF I did accept the job, you wouldn't be able to pay me. But since it's already sealed I'm not needed, see I only hunt demons, this one is already caught." He then took his feet off the table and turned towards the door, "You guys wasted enough of my time, next time you want my services, make sure the demon isn't sealed in some kid." He added along with flipping them the bird and then left, ignoring what the council yelling at him to come back. 'I guess I should tell that babe what these guys wanted me to do…NAH, might ruin my chances of setting up shop here.' he thought to himself as he made is way pass the ANBU and out of the building, which turned out to be the Hokage Tower, "Now get some more pizza on the Hokage tab again." He chuckled, only to receive a bonk on the head by said woman.
"SO IT WAS YOU!" she screamed at him.
After 15 minutes of being hit and mocking the Hokage
"Damn you hit hard," Dante said as he rubbed his sore jaw, holding a raw steak over his eye, "so what was it you want?" He asked towards the large bust woman behind the desk.
Tsunade rubbed her temples, trying to fight back a headache thanks to the demon hunter in front of her, "You bought 5 pizza and said to put on MY tab, you then indecently exposed yourself at the diner, and cause 14 women to pass out due to blood lost, and all in the span of 10 MINUTES! And then…" she smirked at him, "you dishonored the council while you were in their presents." Dante just chuckled.
"Well those old fart heads wanted me to do something that I didn't like, so I decided mess with them." He shrugged as he finished, which make the Hokage smirk even more.
"I see, let me guess what they wanted you to do…"
"Kill the Kyuubi, and yes I had the kid tell me, and yes I see him as kid and not the demon in him." Dante said, cutting her off. She looked shocked at what he said, and in a serious tone too.
"Well now, I wasn't expecting something like that from a demon hunter." She said as he looked at Dante from a different view. "I would have thought you would have jumped at the chance at a demon at such a high cost."
The half demon held out two fingers, "A.) the thing is sealed in him, so no point in hunting something that's already put away," He put down a finger down, "and B.) I know how the kid feels having that kind of power in him, it wasn't easy life for me either." he smirked at the last part as he put his hand down and leaned back on his chair as he put down the raw meat.
The blonde woman cocked an eyebrow at his last reason "What does that mean?" she asked him, the info from her team mate about his fight with the missing-nin coming back. However the green-eyed man just chuckled.
"There was a reason why my father was named the Legendary Dark Knight Sparda, now back to why you wanted me here." he said, turning serious again.
"Right, I wanted to offer another deal to you." The brown eyed leader said as she slid a piece of paper in front of Dante who picked it up and skimmed through it, "I'd like to pay for your services when it comes time to use them, along with that you can open up your shop in Kohona…"
"But…." The white haired man said as he turned is attention to her and not the paper.
"In exchange; you will become a citizen of the village, tell me about your past which will never leave this room; you will be monitored by a group a nins, a different group every week; and you will still have to have Naruto-kun as a roommate." She said business like, never removing her eyes from him.
"The payment of my work?" The half human asked her as he looked back over the paper.
"Very well."
"How well exactly?"
"As much as an S-class mission." She said as she leaned back in her chair, grinning.
"I'm guess that is the highest class."
"you guess right."
Dante sighed and leaned back in his chair, closing his eyes to think 'Okay, so in exchange for my secrets and my freedom to leave, I open up shop and get paid big money for odd jobs for her, however I'll have to stay with the kid and have ninjas up to my pits; But I can buy a lot of pizza, and move out of that dump of a place' The son of Sparda open his eyes and grinned at the lady "Deal." He held out his hand, and Tsunade shock his hand, the deal was made.
"Now spill, who are you really Dante?" she asked as she leaned back into her chair.
Dante smirked, "Dante Sparda, one of twin sons of Sparda the Legendary Dark Knight who was," he paused for dramatic tension, "a demon."
Back at Naruto's and Dante's Apartment
Hinata opened her eyes to see an unfamiliar ceiling and an odd odor, 'What happened, last thing I remember I was in the field with Naruto-kun…and I fainted again' she looked around and her eyes became wide when she realize where she was, in her crush's home. No sooner did she realize where she was did she heard the sound of flushing of a toilet, she turned to see her dream guy walking into the room. "N-naruto-kun…" she whispered, which Naruto heard and looked back at her, their eyes locking.
'Wow her eyes are so beautiful, GAH THERE I GO AGAIN!' Naruto thought as he looked into the girls eyes, hearing the Kyuubi chuckling in the back of his mind. "Hey Hinata, you're awake!" He yelled out, trying to forget what he was thinking, which didn't work.
"A-ano N-naru-uto-k-kun, w-what happened?" The soft purple eyed female manage to say through her increased stuttering, her cheeks a flame by being in Naruto's place.
"Well, you passed out, so my roommate and I brought you here since it was closer." He said nervously as his cheek went a slight pink.
"r-roommate?" the Heiress repeated, 'When did Naruto-kun get a roommate?'
"It's a LONG story Hinata-chan." the blonde wonder said as he sat down next to the girl, making her blush more when she hear him use the suffix. The Kitsune just laughed at his containers action as he was oblivious to it. "But I know that he acknowledges me." he grinned making Hinata smile, knowing how much he wants to be acknowledge by people.
"T-that's good N-naruto-kun." She manage to say without much stutter for once, then she noticed something by his front door. "W-what's that?" she asked her crush as she pointed to the object. Naruto turned to where she was pointing, making him grin.
"That's my roommate's bag…I wonder what's in it." He said as he got up and went towards the bag, Hinata not to far behind him.
Back at the Hokage Tower
Tsunade took another shot of her secret stash of sake as Dante just sat there eating some of the rice balls that were brought up for them by Shizune; they weren't pizza, but it was good none the less. "So let me get this straight," the Hokage started, trying to sort out this mess on her lap, "you are a half demon, son of a demon who fought his own kind to save humanity," the white haired man nodded, "then he closed up this tower and sealed his own power back in hell when he did, then he settled down many, many, many years later with your mother and had twin sons," again the green eyed man nodded as he at another rice ball, then taking a swig of the blonde's sake, "ugh, and I thought Naruto-kun was a handful." she sighed and took another swig of her drink.
The demon hunter laughed "You think that's bad, when Dad went away….demons came after us and killed Mom and I thought they also killed Vergil, but they didn't; dear Verg went loose in the head and wanted dear old Dad's power, so he unsealed the tower with the help of a crazy preacher, long story short preacher used us to get Sparda's power, we killed him, then when fought each other and I won and he stayed in Hell. Plus I picked up a few cool new toys." He smirked when he finished.
"Oh god what now?" The great medical nin rubbed her temples again.
"Well I'll tell you…when the old man comes out of hiding already," He turned to one of the walls, Tsunade looked to see an orange book turned into her old teammate, "I wouldn't be a good demon hunter, or a good half demon at that."
Jiraiya chuckled nervously and scratched a cheek as he took a seat "I see, well…can you continue on about these…toys."
Dante chuckled "The Devil Arms." Both of the sannins went wide eyed at the words 'devil arms' both thinking the same thing 'This will be good' "weapons that hold demon energy with them along with having demon souls in them, listening to no one expect those they deem worthy and all that crap, I just beat the shit out of the demons and they became them." The son of Sparda stated as he popped three more rice balls into his mouth.
"And where are those weapons now?" the white haired super pervert asked, worried at the answer.
"Back at the apartment with the Naruto kid why?" Dante said as he popped in the rest of the rice balls in his mouth, then letting out a belch, "Not pizza, but still tasty…what's with the wide eyes you two?"
Back at Naruto's place
"A-are you s-sure we shou-should do this?" Hinata asked as she watched Naruto kneel down and unzip the bag.
"Come on, he's my roomy, I'll have to see his stuff sooner or later," He grinned at her, making her blush hard, "so why not sooner?" he then stood up and dumped the bag, both were in awe as the two of them as they looked over the weapons that fell out, "W-what is all this?" the blonde in the room asked to no one in particular.
"O-oh my…" the young girl manage to say as she looked at all the scary looking weapons 'I have never seen such designs on weapons before…they look like demons almost' she was lost in her thoughts till she saw Naruto reached down for the red sarated blade with a red skull on the hilt, "W-what are y-you doing Naruto-k-kun!" she asked out louder than she normally is.
"I just want to pick it up Hinata." He said as his hand moved closer to it.
"I wouldn't do that." a voice said, making the blue eyed ninja go wide eyed.
'Kyuubi, why shouldn't I?' The loud mouth ninja asked his prisoner
'I didn't say anything kit' the nine tailed fox said to his container.
'Then who did?' Naruto looked at his friend, seeing her eyes look of terror in the direction of the hilt of the sword, which he turned at the dirction of the skull tip, "What, it's just a design." He reached for the blade again.
"I said don't touch me yellow haired one." the red skull said to the fox container, making Hinata 'eep' and Naruto jump back a bit.
"WHAT THE HELL?"
"Brother what's wrong, I can't see what's going on." The blue skull asked his brother, only able to see the wall. At this the Hyuga girl fainted, soon followed by her secret love interest, a first for Naruto. "…Master Dante will not like this."
"No my dear brother he won't." the red skull repiled
"He's gonna hurt us isn't he." the blue said.
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPEN!" said master shouted, looking at his weapons on the ground along with the two teens, the two sannins were in awe on the design of the weapon.
"It seems so." the red sword said out loud by accident, making the two legendary sannin look at the blade, then glare at Dante.
'You two are is SO much trouble' the half demon told the two blade brothers through his mine link, causing said blades to sweat drop
'uh-oh' they thought in unison as their master's shadow moved over them.
Will Dante have to tell Naruto and Hinata about himself, what will the council try to do to Dante after his actions? So many questions to be answered