Devils and Ninjas May Cry
Before I begin I would like to thank you, the readers, for your excellent help of pointing out the errors of my grammar, and your wonderful encouragement to continue; mere words can not describe my thanks to you. However there is one thing that I would like to make very clear to you all…..
NARUTO WILL NOT HAVE DEVIL ARMS OR A DEVIL TRIGGER!
Anyways, in a way Naruto already kind of has a devil trigger with Kyuubi in him right?
Now it's time for the Disclaimer (fireworks shoot off) NOW YOU IDOITS ARE RUBBING IT IN YOU ASSES!
I do not own Naruto or Devil May Cry. I will also try to do my best to keep the characters IN character.
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Legend:
"Devil form Dante/ Kyuubi/ Kyuubi-Naruto/ Agni and Rudra speaking"
'Kyuubi thinking and talking to Naruto telepathically / Devil Arms Telepathically talking to there master/ Inner Sakura'
'thinking'
'though speech'
Justu
(action sounds during speaking)
(A/N: author notes)
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Chapter 5: " A New Mission and the War of the Foods"
After the comical view of Dante slamming the hilt of the blade brothers into each other and through the wall hilt first; he put most of his weapons back into his bag except for his guns, Nevan, and the Force Edge which he decided it would be better to have weapons with him at all times after what he did to the Council. The green eyed young man turned to the two teens that had fainted, "Looks like I'll have to tell them." he said as he ruffled up his hair with one hand.
"You didn't tell us they talked." The Hokage said as she picked up the girl and set her on the couch, the toad hermit did the same with the boy.
The demon hunter just sighed, "Only those two talk since they still have their mouths, very annoying at times." said weapons groaned in the bag, making everyone turn to the bag. Just then the three heard another groan coming from the couch, they look to see the teens starting to wake.
Naruto opened up his eyes, seeing three people glaring at him, "Hey wh…" was all he had a chance to get out before Tsunade sent him into the wall, making Dante flinch at the sight. The blonde ninja pulled himself out of the wall, "WHAT WAS THAT FOR BAA-CHAN!" He screamed out as he pointed to the blonde with the large knockers.
"That was for nearly killing yourself!" She shouted back at him, waking Hinata with a startle.
"How does picking up a weapon kill me!" the short blonde asked weaving his arms very comically.
"Normal weapons, by stabbing yourself, but a Devil Arm (chuckles) well it might stab you IF you're lucky it'll do just that." The younger white haired man said as he sat down on a chair, the two younger teens looking right at him.
"D-Devil A-a-arms?" The shy girl manage to say at the name, the blonde went wide eyes.
"yep, usually have to be a demon or," he pointed himself and grinned as his eyes narrowed a bit, "a half demon like myself."
"NO WAY!" Kohona's number one loud mouth ninja yelled out, "you don't even look like a demon!" the brunette nodded at her crushes observation, however the demon fox thought other wise.
'The kit needs to learn not to just trust his eyes.' it thought to itself without letting its host know.
The demon hunter laughed at the containers reply "In my world, demons can change forms, so I got my dad's good looks, and his demon powers; trust me kid," Dante grin broaden, "when I activate my Devil Trigger, you'd see the demon part of my father in me." the two older adults in the room went wide eyed at the new information. "But then again I can have my two swords tell you to confirm it, and what made you think it was okay to even open up my bag?"
Naruto sweat dropped a bit, "sorry ah…what's your name?" he asked, quickly wanting to change the subject.
The green eyed young man grinned, "Dante, Dante Sparda, your roommate and friend." The blonde ninja smiled a true smile which he rarely did, but the kitsune in his belly was pondering on the name 'Sparda'.
'where have I heard that name before?'
"Now pack your bags Naruto, we're moving out tomorrow," the half demon told the demon container, who had a shocked look on his face at the statement, "what, no way am I staying in a place like this, Hell looks like five star hotel compared to this dump."
The next day at the Hokage Tower
The rookie nine and team Gai along with their sensei's were outside the Hokage's office, wondering why they were brought here. Lee was going on about the 'power of youth' again along with Gai; Kiba was growling in annoyance at the two, wondering how Neji and TenTen put up with it, "Ugh, when's this meeting going to start?" he barked, which is partner also did from the comfort of his masters head, "I hear ya Akamaru." the dog boy said to his dog((A/N: I need to material)). No sooner did he say that they were called into the office, the first thing they noticed was a white-haired man on the couch of the room; everyone but Naruto, Hinata, Sakura, Ino, and Kakashi all wondered who this man was and wondered what this meeting had to deal with him. The pinked hair girl just glared at him, the male blonde grinned like a fool at his new friend, the Hyuga heiress looked a bit freighted at the man which made her cousin tense up a bit, however Ino just jumped onto the couch next to Dante with those same hearts in her eyes at the last time.
"Hello Dante-kun!" She basically screamed into his ear, making everyone in the room sweat drop at the sight. However everyone turned to the Hokage when she coughed to grab their attention.
"Now that I have your attention, I'll get to the point on why you're here," the head of the ninjas of the village said as she leaned forward in her chair, "each week, one team will watch over Dante here." she stated as she looked over to the subject she was speaking about, to see that the blonde haired kunoichi never took her heart shaped eyes from the half-demon and ended up squealing when she heard that she would be watching over he latest crush, her pinked haired friend groaned.
"Why would we need to protect this man?" The leader of team 9 asked as she looked over the man, seeing that he was checking her out, make her glare at him, only to make him grin 'pervert' the red eyed woman thought.
"He single handily took out an Akasuki." Tsunade matter-of-factly stated to Kurenai, causing everyone to gasp except those who there to witness it themselves. "I don't doubt they'll come back for him, to either kill him or take him and try to work him into their ranks, so I want you to make sure that does not happen." She then grinned, "Team Gai will take the first week, they'll also help our guest find a place to open up his business."
Just after she finished a man with a bowl cut, bushy eyebrows jumped to the front of the Hokage desk, "YOSH, DON'T WORRY HOKAGE-SAMA, MY TEAM WILL PROTECT HIS FLAMES OF YOUTH FROM THE UNYOUTHFULL!" Gai said in all his green spandex glory, giving a thumbs up as his smile lets out a blinding light. At this display of…youthfulness; Dante's jaw, for the first time not involving a pizza shortage, hit the floor in horror. "AND IF I FAIL I WILL DO 200 LAPS AROUND OUR VILLAGE!" Then a mini me version of the 'bushy brows' appeared next to him.
"IF YOU FAIL TO DO SO I'LL DO 400 PUSH-UPS WITH MY TOUNGE!" Lee shouted out, causing the white haired half demon to look at Tsunade, which she gave him a grin that just said 'payback a bitch isn't?'.
"AND IF YOU FAIL AT THAT MY YOUTHFUL STUDENT I SHALL DO 1,000 JUMPIMG JACKS!"
"IF YOU SALL FAIL SENSEI I WILL 1,000 LAPS AROUND KOHONA ON MY HANDS!"
"LEE!" Gai 'said' as he cried out his eyes smiling. (A/N: at this point the author is repeatingly slamming his head into a table as hard he can to end his life for actually writing this part.)
"GAI-SENSEI!" the mini Gai 'said' and cried the same way.
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!" Then the two hugged and cried as a background of a sunset over the water appeared out of no where ((A/N: The author came back from the hospital with a bandage around his waist after his failed attempt of committing seppuku)). Everyone sweat dropped at the scene; except for the half demon, who's eyes were wide, his left eye twitching.
"Please tell me the rest of his team are not like them." the green-eyed demon hunter said, which made everyone laugh, TenTen and Neji groan, and the two bushy brows to slump to the ground crying.
2 hours later on the streets of the Village Hidden in the Leaves
Dante continued down the road, looking for any building that would suit his need in a place to stay and open up the new Devil May Cry, however it was proven a difficult task with the 'Dante Fan Club' that seem to find him every five minutes, also the two green idiots kept ruining every chance that the half demon found a spot, they would go on about the power of youth and scare the away any chance to buy the place. 'I swear these two numbskulls are as bad as Red and Blue" ((A/N: He refers Agni and Rudra as Red and Blue in my fanfic))Dante thought to himself, forgetting that he Beowulf and Cerberus with him.
'Yes indeed, can't we just kill them?' the one on his arms and shins asked, finally he mellowed out a bit after a few months of being a devil arm and forced to work with the sons' of the demon he hated the most. 'Then maybe you'll finally shut up.' see what I mean about the almost part.
'Yes, lets freeze them to death, that way they won't make a sound' the weapon on his back howled it's suggestion to his master, though a three headed nun-chuck it was still a three headed hell hound in spirit.
'As much as I would love to do that guys, that would just cause more problems…ditch them?'
'Ditch them' both said to their master at the same time through their link.
"MY YOUTHFUL FRIEND DANTE-SAN DO YOU AGREE!" the leader of the team watching him.
"hm, you say something?" the son of Sparda asked, causing the bushy brow man to jump back, do a twirl, and slump.
"He's as hip as my eternal rival." Gai pouted as crocodile tears poured out of his eyes. His mini version went to his side and try to cheer him up as the other two just covered their eyes in shame, which gave the man in red enough time to set his plan into action.
Dante quickly made his doppelganger; he had practice enough for it to act on his own while in a fight, or when he needed a quick escape like right now. With a wave, a grin, and a word of good luck, he quickly ran into an alley as his double made its way done the street. 'I have about a minute before that handsome guy disappears, more than enough time' the demon hunter thought with a grin as he ran out of the alley through the opposite direction. However once he was out of the alley he met up with his fanatic fan club.
"AHHHH, IT'S DANTE-KUN!" all the girls and ladies, and some guys, screamed at their crush, making the crowd turn to see what all the fuse was about.
"Well this isn't good, but I know how to fix this." he grinned at the group and then reached for his pant's zipper and slowly start to unzip, causing the fan-club and the perverted females, and the fan boys, watching him passed out due to blood lost. "Heh, works every time." he zipped up and turned down the street only to knock into a woman and made her drop her Dangos, "Sorry, put it on my tap." the flirt said as he continued on his way to find a place, not noticing that the purple haired woman was glaring at him with a kunai drawn and killing intent ablaze.
10 minutes and a pizza later
The half demon was outside the Forest of Death, happily eating the pizza he bought again on the Hokage's tab. "I can't believe I couldn't find a good place to open up…maybe I should check the slum area." he said out loud as he went for another slice, only to have a kunai knock the rest of the pizza to the ground, the demon hunter gawking at the terrible sight he saw, "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
"THAT'S FOR MY DANGO!" Our favorite crazy female ninja shouted at Dante, another kunai ready to be thrown.
"HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY PIZZA!" The half oni shouted back at the pale brown eyed female as he near her, putting his face in front of hers. The both stared each other down as their glares intensified, then they both jump backed and got into a fighting stance.
"You'll pay for ruining the worlds greatest gift, pizza."
"You'll pay for ruining the worlds greatest gift, dango." They said at the same time, which was soon followed by a clash of weapons; Anko's kunai meeting Cerberus, sending a cool breeze through out the area. Both were grinning and soon jumped back, quickly getting into another fighting stance, "Not bad Red." the crazy ninja lady said while grinning.
"Same for you beautiful." The white haired teen retorted back with a grin, and soon they were at it again. This time Anko pulled out two more kunai and tossed all three at the half breed, who only smirk as he swung his unique nun chuckle around, making a dome of ice incase him and having the blades just get stuck in the ice, shocking the ninja. Just as quickly did the ice dome appear, it melted away with the man inside just smiling, "Ice Age, a little something I learned to do with my dog here." he mocked her, making the purple hair ninja just grin right back.
'This should be fun' She thought as she smirked, with a few quick hand seals she stretched out her arm and let the snakes fly out of her sleeve and head straight towards Dante.
"WHOA!" The surprised hybrid shouted before he jumped high into the air to avoid the venom filled bites. He quickly dived down before the snakes retracted back and struck them his ice based weapon; and like most elemental weapons it froze the part of the serpents it hit, he then elbowed the snakes causing them to shatter to the ground. "Neat trick cutie, but I think my tricks are cooler." the White haired man smugly stated, however the reaction he got from Anko was the complete opposite of what he expected, she grinned a grin that sent shivers down his spin, which was a feat in itself.
"Oh, well then I guess I'll have to take it up a notch then." she spoke in a seductive tone, she quickly jumped back and quickly went through a long set of hand seals, bite her thumb and wiped the blood on the palm of her hand, grinning the whole time as she saw Dante looking at her like she was crazy. She thrust her hand onto the ground "Kuchiyose no jutsu!" she shouted out and a large puff of smoke covered her as it rose up higher and higher before it cleared, revealing her standing a large red snake, still grinning like a mad man…I mean mad woman at her opponent. "How do you like this trick?" she asked as the large snake started to raise its head higher and higher into the air.
Dante just grinned, "I'm impressed." he simply stated as he quickly jumped back to avoid from being eaten whole by the serpent and quickly brought down his fist onto its head, only to have it slither out of the way at the last second causing the energy from Beowulf to create a small creator where the fist landed. "BUT I WILL DEFEAT YOU FOR DEFILING THE GREATEST OF FOODS THAT IS KNOWN AS PIZZA!"
"YOU'RE THE WHO DEFILED THE GREAT DANGO, LORD OF ALL FOODS!" She shouted back as she commanded the snake to attack again in hoping to eating him whole. However Dante just leapt high into the air, and using his air hike, went even higher into the air.
"YOU NEED TO CHILL LITTLE LADY!" he screamed out as he pulled out his dog devil arm, deciding it was time to try a to teach the old a new trick. Pouring in as much of his energy into the weapon, and with one swing created a large icicle and kicked it towards the giant snake, smashing it's head and poofing it back into the summoning realm. "Well I guess I prove that old proverb wrong." he said with a grin, while Anko was in awe, before she grunted and charged at him and threw a punch at his face. He fluently dodge the attack as he tossed Cerberus to the side and threw a punch oh his own, only to have it caught and sent into flying into the air, with a quick turn he landed on his feet and charged in and gave her an elbow into her gut, sending her back a bit before she skidded to a halt.
"(cough) not bad (cough) but just a lucky shot." the purple haired ninja manage to stay as she go to her feet, ready for another round.
"THAT ENOUGH!" a new voice shouted out, causing the two fighters to stop, just stopping their fists before they made contact; turned to see the Hokage, all of the ANBU, the rookie nine, team Gai, and all the senseis were there. "WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS, IT LOOKS LIKE A WARZONE HERE!" the whole area had upturned boulders, creators, and split earth everywhere, both Anko and Dante sweat dropped at the sight.
"IT'S HIS FAULT! He ruined the best food of in the world, DANGOS!" The brown eyed female shouted out as she pointed at the white haired devil hunter, causing everyone watching to sweat drop.
"MY FAULT, you fouled the foods the gods themselves love, PIZZA!" he shouted back as he pointed a finger at her, making the sweat drops on everyone to grow bigger.
"DANGO!"
"PIZZA!"
"DANGO!"
"PIZZA!" After that they went at each other again as dust blocked the fight they were having from view.
"fighting… over the best food, how stupid." Was what Naruto said out loud, everyone nodded as they were thinking the same thing. "RAMEN IS NUMBER ONE!" He shouted out as he pumped his fist into the air, everyone else fell down anime style.
However, in the bushes just inside the forest of death, a ninja with symbol of a musical note on his headband saw the whole fight between his masters old apprentice against the devil hunter. "heh heh, otokage-sama will reward me when I inform him of this new person." he said to no one in particular as he disappeared into thin air.
Uh-oh, what will Orochimaru do when he learns about Dante and his unique heritage? How will the others react if they found out Dante's secrets? Will Dante survive his next assault from Tsunade for putting another tab under her name?
Some of these questions will be answered later on in the next chapter
Sorry for the long awaited update, college and part time jobs can wear a guy out.