" Sasuke can we get a pet?"

It was 10 in the morning and Sasuke haven't had much sleep. He just stared an Naruto.

" No"

" WHYYYYY" Naruto whined

" If we got pets, I'm the one that has to look after them. All you'll do is play with them and leave the dirty work to me."

" But I promise to look after this one. Just let me have one please"

" Again I'm gonna say no"

" If you don't say yes I'm gonna keep bugging you"

" Do your worst"

" Please"

" No"

" Please"

" No"

" Please"

" No"

" Please"

" NO"

" Please"

" NO!"

" Please please please"

" ALRIGHT"

" YAY"

" I wish he could be persistent like that with sex"

" What did you say bastard"

" Nothing. You can only get a pet I agree on. Okay?"

" Heheh. I want a cat"

" No"

" WHA-"

" It'll ruin the couch"

" Fine... Dog?"

" Smell"

" Parrot?"

" Noisy and you are gonna teach it crap like ' dattebayo' or ' I want ramen'. Imagine if we hawe guest and it repeated all the cursing it heard."

" Teme! You just wanna say no to all my choises AND DATTEBAYO IS NOT STUPID NEITHER IS RAMEN"

" Yeah tell me that when dattebayo is printed in the dictoinary and yes I'm going to say no to all of your choices."

" Then what do you suggest duck ass. Wait we could get a duck and say its your cousin."

" Shut up! Just get that stupid battety operated toy dog that jumps around when its on. No fuss no mess all you have to do is change the batteries."

" You're a jerk you know that"

" I'll let you pick one more time"

" Hamster?"

" Why would you want a rat?"

" Hamster Sasuke not rat."

" They are in the same sprcies. Rodents"

" Fine. Can we have one?"

" Will you quit bugging me?"

" Yes. I won't even ask for ramen"

" I don't trust you"

" So can we?"

" OK"

" Yay I'm gonna get a hamster"

" Do you know anywhere in konoha that sells hamsters?"

" Yeah this new pet shop just opened. I'm so excited"

" Hn"

" Ne Sasuke can we get ramen before going to the pet shop?"

" But you said-"

" That was then this is now"

" Fine we'll stop at Ichiraku's"

" Thanks Sasuke you're the best"

Naruto gave Sasuke a peck on the cheek before heading to Ichiraku then the pet shop.