Chapter 3, enjoy! :D

Disclaimers, warnings and junk are in the first chapter

Worst Night Ever?!

Double Dip

Heidi and Stephanie dubbed the night they went out as the night to forget. They had never ever picked up men from a bar before, holy shit, they must have been plastered. The spent the most of Saturday and Sunday recovering from the Friday night they had. They lounged in the living room, eating junk food and watching Lifetime movies.

"I can't believe it," Stephanie said softly, eating a cookie, "I can't believe it….we actually screwed bar men."

"And The blond one wanted to stay and make breakfast!" Heidi hissed petting Hercules on his head, "Can you believe that, Hercules, you know you're the only man for me, Right?"

Hercules bobbed his head and said, "Yep! Heidi's only man!"

Stephanie gave Hercules a glare and said, "I know African Grey Parrots are as smart as five year olds, but sometimes, I get the feeling that Hercules is smarter than he lets on."

"Don't be silly, Stephanie," Heidi said getting up and going over to the large bird cage, "Hercules is just a bird."

Hercules climbed into the cage and went over to his food bowl. Heidi smiled and said, "He's smarter than those bar men, that's for sure, what time do you have work tomorrow, Stephanie?"

"Early," Stephanie whined, looking over to Heidi, "I have to be in at five and I won't be home until late, maybe ten at night, it's the end of the month, and we have so many reports and interim to go through and we have to go over contracts with several different advertisers."

"Oh well, I guess I can find something to amuse me while you're at work," Heidi huffed, sitting beside her friend, "Did you call your mom back? she blew the phone up yesterday, while you were out jogging."

"Ugh…" Stephanie moaned looking over to Heidi, "Did you tell her I was dead?"

"Stephanie! Heidi said looking at her friend, "I told her that you were in a coma, now, what kind of friend would I be, if I didn't make a half assed excuse for you!?"

"A bad one," Stephanie said with a giggle, getting up and picking up their mess, "Now what are we going to do about dinner?"

"I don't know about you," Heidi said, looking down at her watch, "But, it's almost 7 and I have to get ready for a date."

"Really?" Stephanie said watching Heidi, clean her mess up, "But…what about us purging our system free of bar men?"

"Fucking another guy will do the trick, thank you very much," Heidi said with a wink, before she skipped into her room, "Damn! It's been a little over 48 hours since I've had sex, I could use a few rounds of it."

"You fucking nymphomaniac!" Stephanie pouted, before she snuggled into the couch and turned back to watching lifetime movies, "I don't need you to have fun, whatever, Heidi, you fast harlot."

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Diesel couldn't get Heidi out his head. She had been an oasis in the dessert, and he a dehydrated traveler who happened upon the oasis. Ever since that night, all that had been on the man's mind was that feisty kitten.

"You're thinking about her," Carlos said looking over to his friend, "I can see it on your face, you need to learn how to school your features."

"Is it that obvious?" Diesel sighed, leaning back on the couch, his blue eyes on the large TV screen, "Damn it! I need to get her out of my system! Ever since that night, damn it, I've done things with her, I've never done with other women before."

"Oh like that bite mark on your chest?" Carlos asked drinking from his beer, "Or that bruise on your arm, Did you two fall down the stairs while you were fucking?"

"She was an animal," Diesel sighed, looking over to his friend, "Holy shit, I thought she was going to break me in two, she pushed me on the bed and then demanded I do all these things to her, all while she was tied to the bed."

"I choose the wrong woman," Carlos said, a leer forming on his face, "I should go and see her right-"

"Nope, no, no, no," Diesel said turning the TV off, and looking at his friend, "I'm staking my claim, I want the feisty kitten for myself."

"Good luck, she doesn't seem to be the type to settle down," Carlos said, finishing his beer, and getting up, "What time is it? 8? Shit, I have to get ready or a date."

"A date?" Diesel echoed, looking up at Carlos, who smiled and shrugged his shoulders, "You're going on a legit date?"

"Well, I have to feed them before I can get into their panties, they make it so complicated, going down to this Italian place on 5th avenue, I might not be back until the morning, whatever, I'll see you later."

"Whatever, Rico Suave!" Diesel joked, as Carlos gave him the finger, "Rico, Suuuave!"

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Stephanie let out a sigh looking over to the man across from her. Joe Morelli, the bane of her teenage life. He was a grade A douche then, and he was still a grade A douche now. He had tried to charm his way into her pants in high school, and succeeded when he was 18 and she was 16. She had been working at the tasty pastry, when she lost her virginity, fucking douche.

"So, Cupcake, how's the city life been treating you?" Joe asked, leering at Stephanie's figure, "it looks like it's been doing you some good."

Stephanie nearly gagged at the look of lust he gave her. Oh please, he takes her out to this fancy Italian restaurant, hoping she'd take him home and fuck him, like she didn't know his MO! How did this all happen again? How in the hell did she get stuck on a Sunday night, with, of all the people, Joe Morelli? Oh yeah, her mother, who she loved very much, but shit, she needs to stay out of Stephanie's life! Stephanie was doing fine by herself. She knew she should have talked to her mother the day Heidi covered for her. Her mother had set her up on a blind date, with Joe Morelli. She had been concerned about the fact Stephanie didn't have a husband still, and so she sent Joe to ratify that problem, or she hoped. Stephanie would have tossed Joe out, but she was one to never turn down free food, especially if it's from that nice Italian restaurant on 5th avenue. So she dressed conservatory, that way, Joe wouldn't get any ideas, and went with him to enjoy the spicy Italian sausage baked dish. It was too fucking bad that Joe didn't care if Stephanie wore a potato sack or nothing at all, his eyes never left Stephanie's body. It was creeping the poor woman out!

"So, Cupake…." Why does he keep calling her that fucking nickname!? "How about we get out of here, and go down to my hotel room, it's nothing fancy, but it does have a vibrating bed."

"No, no, I should go, my mother, she's trying to match make me, which I don't need right now, sorry you had to get pulled into this," Stephanie said grabbing her purse and making to get up from the table, but Joe grabbed her wrist.

"Cupcake, I spent 500 bucks coming up here, grabbing a hotel room and taking you out to eat, this is how you repay me?" Joe asked, giving Stephanie a leer, "no, I think you are going to come with me to my hotel room."

"I think," A voice said, making Stephanie and Joe turn to it, "The woman said no, why don't you beat it, punk."

Stephanie let out a groan, seeing Rico Suave standing there. She couldn't help but admire the way he looked in that red button up shirt, and those nice tight black slacks. His long black hair was pulled back in a ponytail, and his brown eyes were sharp, lingering on Joe's face. It would have been quite sexy, if it wasn't for the fact that he had a red handprint on his face. How in the hell did he get that?

"Oh yeah, and who the hell are you?" Joe asked, his face turning red with rage, "I don't-"

"Oh, this is my boyfriend," Stephanie said quickly, getting up and hugging the Latin man's arm, "His name is Rico, I kept trying to tell you that I was with him, but you wouldn't listen."

"Babe, my name is-"

"Come along Rico, I'm sorry we got into that argument and I slapped you," Stephanie cooed, running fingers over Rico's face, "Let's go home and make up, right?"

"Babe," Rico said, with a smile, before he turned to Joe, "I love it when we make up, I keep her up all night long."

Stephanie forced a smile, looking over to Rico, "Rico, okay now, let's go."

"She's a wildcat in bed, I had to use some other-" Rico started but Stephanie jerked him away saying, "Okay, time to go! Bye Joe!"

As the two left Stephaine turned to Rico and said, "No wonder why you got slapped, you're a jackass!"

"Babe, I had to make the story believable," Rico said, as Stephanie let go of his arm and huffed away, "Now, where do you think you're going?"

"Home, I'm going to take a taxi home," Stephanie said, just as Rico grabbed her by her waist and steered her away, "Hey, what are you doing?!"

"I'm driving you home," Rico said leading Stephanie to a black Porsche turbo, "My date fell through and your date looks as though he wants to follow you home."

Stephanie turned and let out a yelp, seeing Joe walking over to him, his face red with anger, "Well, you convinced me, let's go, Rico."

Ranger helped Stephanie into the car, before he got in himself and drove off, just as Joe got close to the car.

"Thanks for saving me back there, Rico, you know, when you're outside of a bar, you're not half bad," Stephanie said as Ranger opened the passenger door of the car, to help her out.

"Carlos," Rico said with a smile, "My name is Carlos."

"Oh," Stephanie said thinking about his name, "Much better than Rico, well I hope your night is well, Carlos, have a good night."

Stephanie gave Carlos a finger wave, and made to go into the entrance of the sky rise she lived in, but she turned around and kissed Carlos on the cheek saying, "It's the least I can do for you saving my butt back there, Rico Suave."

Stephanie yelped as Carlos grabbed her by her waist and kissed her deeply. He pulled back, looking down at her dazed face and said, "I'll take that as a form of payment, Babe, have a good night."

Stephanie stumbled away from Carlos, who gave her a wink and got into his car, "Yeah…okay…night…"

As Carlos drove off into the busy city, Stephanie placed her fingertips on her lips and nearly swooned, damn! That man was an excellent kisser!

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Heidi let out a satisfy purr walking down the street to her house. That had been a wonderful night of sex. She had gone out with a man she met at the local pet store, when she went to go get some more toys for Hercules. He himself had a parrot and they went into a lengthy talk about birds before the man gave Heidi his number and told him to call him about hooking up for with him for a date. Heidi and the man spent 40 minutes at the restaurant, before they went to a hotel, and had sex all night long. However afterwards, the man had begun the usual triad of them getting together, and marrying and shit, a way to kill a wonderful night. Honestly, Heidi wanted to know why she attracted these men, was she giving of some kind of musk, or aura, maybe she would speak to her Mother about it.

Heidi made a pit stop in a café, bought a cup of tea and a chocolate pastry, and made her way to her apartment. She was munching on her pastry and sipping her tea, walking into the hallway that held only the door to her apartment, when she heard a cough. Heidi turned her head and puffed up with anger seeing the man she kicked out of house Saturday morning, lounging in one of the many high back chairs that were scattered in the hallway.

"You!" Heidi said marching up to the man, who smiled and waved at her, "What are you, doing here?!"

"You walk out in the city by yourself?" the man asked getting up from his perch, and going over to Heidi, "I know your feisty, kitten, but it's dangerous to do that."

"I've been walking on the streets, at 8 in the morning since like forever," Heidi said, walking past the man and going over to her front door, "I highly doubt someone is going to mug me in a busy intersection that has four cops standing in it."

"I wasn't thinking about a mugging," The man muttered, before he followed Heidi to the front door.

"And where do you think you're going?!" Heidi asked, her hands on her hips, "I didn't invite you in, you Ken doll! You never answered my question, why are you here?"

"I left my shirt, and I wanted it back, it's my favorite one too," the man said with a smile, watching Heidi cross her arms and pout, "Shit, you are too fucking cute."

"Shut up!" Heidi said glaring, juttimg her hips out, "What makes you think I didn't give it to my parrot?"

"Because, it's a comfortable shirt, and I bet all the money in my pocket you wear it at night."

Heidi flushed and muttered, "Damn it….fuck, fine, stay out here, and I'll go get the shirt for you."

Heidi unlocked her door, and entered the apartment. she placed her paper cup and half eaten pastry down, and made a beeline to her room. Heidi went over to the lounge chair in her bedroom and picked up the red flannel shirt that lay innocently on the back of it. she paused, hearing Hercules talking, and the man responding. Didn't she tell that jerk to wait outside! Jeez, nobody listens to her!

"Hey!" Heidi said storming out into the living room, "Didn't I tell you wait out there, stop talking to Hercules!"

"Sorry, couldn't help myself," The man said with a purr, his eyes roaming the Heidi's frame, "Hmm, must have been a hot date last night, if you're still in the dress you wore last night."

Heidi gasped as the man wrapped an arm around her waist, "Hey, what are you doing….let go of..ah…"

Heidi felt the man's lips on her neck and he whispered in her ear, "That night, we had sex, I couldn't get it out of my mind, I have to have you, and if all I get out of you is one last fuck, then damn it, I'll take that."

Heidi felt her body arch up into the man's grasp, as his fingers made magic on her spine, "Ken…we can't…"

"Diesel, Diesel is my name, Kitten," The man said, kissing Heidi's neck, "And yes, we can do this."

Heidi's eyes rolled back in her head and she let out a moan of pleasure, "Oh yes, we can…condoms, we need condoms!"

Heidi yelped as Diesel laid her out on the dining room table, kissing her mouth, and tearing off the dress she wore. Diesel unbuckled his jeans, and pulled them down. Heidi pressed a hand against Diesel's chest and said, "Condoms, in the drawer, on the stand next to the door, hurry!"

Diesel swore softly, and went over to the stand, pulling out several boxes of condoms, "Shit woman, do you own stock in Trojan?"

"No, I just like being prepared," Heidi said with a smile, as Diesel came back over and rolled on a condom, "holy shit, you're huge, oh yes, this is going to feel good sliding up in me!"

Diesel grabbed Heidi by her thighs, slid her legs around his waist and entered her swiftly, earning a low keening noise from the woman below him, "Damn woman, you're so tight, roll your hips like that again."

Heidi gripped the sides of the dining room table that was situated close by the living room. Diesel's strokes were long, and powerful, making the table scarp across the floor. Heidi moaned leaning back against the table, "Fuck me, fuck me! oh shit! Fuck me like that!"

Diesel paused, unwound Heidi's legs from his waist, flipped her onto her stomach and pushed back in, earning a high pitch cry from Heidi. He leaned forward and bit down on Heidi's neck saying, "Fuck, so good, Heidi, so fucking good, damn it! I'm not going to last, I'm going to cum!"

"Oh yeah, spank me!" Heidi wailed wiggling her bottom, "Spank me, bit my neck harder, fuck, fuck, fuck!"

Heidi screamed loudly, as a large hand slapped her bottom, sparks of pleasure coiling in her stomach, "Ah shit, I'm cumming , I'm cumming so hard now!"

Diesel and Heidi let out loud cried and groans, as they came. Once their orgasm subsided, Diesel slid out of Heidi, catching her before she slid down on the ground. Heidi groaned and looked over to Diesel, "We can't do this again, I don't do the same guy twice."

"I'll see you tomorrow?" Diesel asked, kissing Heidi's neck, before his lips descended on Heidi's mouth, "Please, I 'll see you tomorrow?"

Heidi groaned and nodded her head, "Tomorrow, at around 10, okay?"

Diesel smiled and kissed Heidi again, "Alright! I'll see you then, keep the shirt, Kitten, the idea of you wearing it naked, excites me."

Diesel gave Heidi a sharp smack on her bottom, tucked himself in his pants, and left the apartment, not before tossing out the used condom he wore.

Heidi let out a groan, standing up on jelly legs, "Fuck, he's coming back, fuck…."

Heidi savored the soreness she felt and then rubbed her sore mound. She smiled and said, "He's coming back….for me…."

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Stephanie walked into the apartment at around nine that night. She found Heidi lounging in the living room, watching TV, and eating popcorn, Hercules eating some with her.

"How was your day?" Stephanie asked Heidi, sitting beside her on the couch, "More eventful than mine I hope?"

"Oh, not really," Heidi said with a smile, looking over to her friend, "How was your night, last night, not too boring by yourself, I hope?"

"Oh, no, I was fine, hungry? I bought home some leftover Chinese food." Stephanie said, holding up several takeout boxes, "We had a huge power dinner."

"Oh, good," Heidi said with a smile, grabbing a container, "I'm starving….."

Hercules pulled his head up and said, "Oh, yes, Fuck me! Fuck me hard," his head bobbing up and down, making Heidi yelp, and take a swipe at him.

"Hercules! Must have left some porn on or something!" Heidi said with a giggle, getting up and putting Hercules in his cage, "Shut up, you little shit head!"

Stephanie shook her head and said, "That bird is weird…."

"Yeah, the little fucker," Heidi snapped, before she ate the food given to her, 'Trying to blab out her secrets!'

TBC…

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