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Chapter 6: Long Live King Turbug
The next minute was the most painful and confusing moment of Turbo's life. Well, the excruciating pain of being shredded by razor-sharp blades lasted only for a second, but the rest felt like a bizarre dream.
He opened his eyes, or at least he thought he did. For some reason, he couldn't see anything but darkness. Was he dead? No, he couldn't have been. Otherwise he wouldn't be thinking right now. Suddenly, green text flashed in the corner of his vision:
Initiating assimilation in 3… 2… 1…
Just as he was wondering what that was all about, the text vanished and visions were being projected into his mind. As soon as he saw them, however, he realized that they were not just random images: they were his flashbacks.
He was a Cy-bug, hatched from an egg. The first thing he saw was Wreck-it Ralph, who he attacked. As he tried to eat Ralph, he got trapped inside an escape pod and flew around before landing into a new game called Sugar Rush. Then he fell into a pool of taffy and lost consciousness. When he awoke, he was underground. He ate candy roots to replenish his strength until he could lay hundreds of eggs. When they hatched, he led his army to the surface and attacked whatever they could find. He saw Vanellope race out of a cave, too fast to catch. But there was another. He ambushed King Candy before he could get out of the mines.
The visions faded and Turbo tried to shake his head. Wait, there's no WAY any of that happened! I'm not a bug, I've been in Sugar Rush for the past 15 years, and I AM King Candy! Yet those scenes felt as real as if he had experienced them himself.
Along with the new memories came new desires: Devour the rest of Sugar Rush. Create a larger Cy-bug army. Take over the entire arcade.
Just then, light returned to the world and he saw he was just outside of the cave where he'd been eaten. But how could that be? Turbo whipped his head around, searching fearfully for the bug. When he didn't see it, he looked at himself, expecting to see a mangled body. Turbo cried out in astonishment.
He was the bug.
Realization dawned on him that he had been reliving the bug's thoughts and feelings, hence the assimilation message. And now he was actually one with the insect, able to access its knowledge and control its body. He noticed his face kept glitching between King Candy and his original appearance, but he didn't think it mattered.
Turbo straightened up, testing his new striped legs. He had four large ones and two smaller ones on his chest that didn't do anything but still looked pretty cool. His purple and orange body was long and lean, and gave him quite the height: he must've been 3 Ralphs tall! The racer-bug hybrid looked at his lengthy purple arms and pinkish-red hands, and he grinned. "Yes! I finally have reach!" He was also glad he retained his stylish cuffs.
He decided to test out his strength, so he went over to a lollipop tree and punched right through the hard candy. Turbo smirked at his long claws, impressed. "Not bad." This new power feels good…
Realizing his neck was now an adjustable candy necklace, he stretched it out and turned his head 180 degrees. "I have wings too?!" he noted in excitement, seeing two sets of them on his back. Turbo unsheathed them, feeling the need to fly. Without hesitation, he beat them rapidly and took to the air like a natural.
For a moment he just soared around, enjoying the freedom of flight and just being alive. He did a barrel roll and laughed. "Hoo-hoo! Forget racing, this is where it's at!" Hang on, did I really just say that?
Before Turbo could question just who was really in control, he saw Wreck-it Ralph atop Diet Cola Mountain. It looked like he was attempting to break the crater of Mentos for some odd reason. Turbo narrowed his eyes.
It was really Ralph's fault that this had happened to him. If he hadn't come into Sugar Rush in the first place, he wouldn't have released a Cy-bug and met Vanellope and created a game-breaking kart for her and Turbo would've been king until the end of the game's life. He had to get revenge on the wrecker at all costs.
Turbo flew up the mountain and hid behind the rim so that Ralph wouldn't see him. It didn't look like he would've noticed him anyway: Ralph was so intent on punching the Mentos that he wasn't even checking for incoming Cy-bugs. I always knew he was a moron. This should be easy… Turbo took the opportunity to crawl onto the crater and tucked in his legs to minimize himself, ensuring he wouldn't be seen. When Ralph was in the center and about to deliver a final blow, Turbo struck Ralph with the back of his hand and sent him slamming into the rim on the other side.
"Welcome to the boss level!" Genius pre-buttkicking one-liner, Turbo! he praised himself.
He grinned creepily at Ralph's disbelieving face. "Turbo…" the wrecker breathed.
Turbo laughed sinisterly and began unfurling himself to show his true size. "Because of you, Ralph, I'm now the most powerful virus in the arcade! Hahaha! I can take over any game I want! I should thank you… Buut it'd be more fun to kill you." He swiftly charged at Ralph, but he dodged at the last second.
"Get back here, little guy!" Turbo taunted, dislodging his sharp fingers from the Mentos and going after Ralph again. He stabbed his legs at the ground in Ralph's path, trying to block him (or impale him, he'd be cool with that too). He grabbed him by the shoulders, then laughed despite the wrecker punching his face and getting him to let go. His attacks do nothing to me! What a joke!
Turbo delightfully scurried around Ralph and tail-whipped him away from the center of the arena. "Have some candy!"
Surprisingly, Ralph got up and ran back towards him.
"Where do you think you're going?" growled Turbo, smashing his claw into the ground after missing his opponent. He felt Ralph push him up off the floor and throw him behind him.
Turbo landed on his back, unharmed. He flashed a maniacal grin before curling into a ball and rolling at Ralph. "Woohahahaha!" He managed to grab him by the legs before he could strike the crater again. Just what was so important about wrecking the mountain? Whatever it was, he wasn't going to let Ralph have his way.
"I'm not through with you yet," Turbo said, spreading out his wings. Oh yeah, things just got real. "Up we go!" He shot straight up, lifting Ralph with him like he weighed no more than a wafer. Well, maybe two wafers. This guy was hefty.
"No!" Ralph shouted as he got farther away from his target.
"Ahahahahaha!" Turbo flew up higher until he could see all of Sugar Rush. Ralph continued to struggle, but the Cy-brid kept a firm grip.
"Kid!" Ralph suddenly exclaimed.
Turbo glanced in the direction the wrecker was looking. Sure enough, Vanellope was at the exit of the game, unable to pass through the barrier. Dozens of Cy-bugs were closing in on her and he thought, Yes! This is what I've been waiting for my whole life!
"Vanellope!"
"Awwhawhaw, look at that! It's your little friend!" Turbo restrained Ralph with his legs and forced his head up with one hand. "Let's watch her die together, shall we?" he hissed wickedly. Ooh, that was a good one!
Ralph cried in fear, "NO!"
The racer giggled again. "It's Game Over for both of you!"
"No…"
…What…?
Ralph turned his head to look at him determinedly. "Just for me."
While Turbo's grip was loose for a second, Ralph freed himself and plummeted. ...the heck? He blinked a couple times, trying to understand what happened. Did Ralph just suicide? Turbo burst into laughter. "I don't believe it! He decided to kill himself! This makes my job a lot easier, hoohahaha!"
He watched Ralph continue to fall, which was taking a while since he had been so high up. "…Aheh…" Turbo glanced around boredly, not sure what to do now. Then the Cy-bug part of him got an idea and he lit up. "I know! I'll go lay some eggs!" Ok, when have I EVER wanted to do that? he questioned himself, slightly weirded out. Still, he decided to head away from the mountain to at least look for a suitable nest to curl up in; that battle made him sleepy because of how boringly easy it was.
Not long after, he heard a loud rumble coming from Diet Cola Mountain. Ralph must've been so fat that his corpse broke right through the surface, heheh. But for some reason, the rumbling kept going and it grew louder. "What in the name of Miyamoto?" Turbo turned around just as a column of bright cola erupted from the mountain. "A volcano?!" he exclaimed incredulously. If he had known about that, he could've exploded Vanellope's hideout years ago! That is, if he had also know about her hideout. Hey, did Vanellope get eaten yet? Turbo had forgotten to watch. Most likely she was already a Cy-bug, one he planned on enslaving for the rest of eternity.
Then he noticed something strange. All the bugs had stopped consuming the game and were flying in the same direction. Their eyes were blue and pixilated, as if hypnotized. He followed them with his gaze. To his horror, his fellow Cy-bugs were flying right into the pillar of boiling liquid, killing themselves!
"You fools!" Turbo scolded, whirling around and trying to stop them. But they kept going as if they couldn't help themselves. "Why are you going into the ligh…?"
The light. It was so beautiful. If he went into it, he would be happy. He didn't need racing, or trophies, or attention. He needed the light. "Oh, ohohoh…" he laughed in a trance, slowly turning around to fly to his sanctuary.
Turbo snapped out of it. "No!" It's a trap! He felt himself glitch into his original form and was able to resist, but only briefly before involuntarily switching back to his King Candy persona. It seemed like the Cy-bug had merged more closely with his disguise, which explained why only his Turbo form wasn't affected by the call of the beacon.
"No!" he tried again, but giggled when he was back to King Candy and flew towards the light. Stop! Both sides of him continued to protest as he got dangerously closer. "No! Yes! No—YES! NO!" It's not supposed to end like this! Turbo fought with all his might to regain control, but the Cy-bug won. "Hoohoohoo! Go into the li—"
Turbo screamed.
The End
To be concluded…
That's right, I'm making a final sequel to complete the trilogy. In fact, it's the reason why I decided to make THIS sequel: I didn't want to just go from Turbo Takes the Throne to the part set after the movie. Once again, it'll be a humourous take on what would happen if Turbo didn't actually die (not exactly what I think the sequel to the movie should be).
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU to everyone who reviewed and has been reviewing since part 1! I couldn't have done it without your support! Please leave your comments on this last chapter and wait patiently until part 3!
