A/N: Sorry for the long wait... but here's chapter two... hopefully I'll two more chapters by Christmas Eve and a 5th "New Years" final chapter by New Years Day...

Also there's a minor spoiler to the role a popular Naruto character will play in The Biju Biju Fruit...

Chapter 2: Christmas Past

Everyone was eating dinner, it was burning and quiet so Luffy decided…

"Hey let's talk about our past Christmases!" he yelled.

"Why?" asked Zoro.

"Because…" said Luffy.

"Only if you start…" said Sakura.

"I remember this one time me, Naruto, Hinata, Ace and friend of ours were building a snowman…" said Luffy.

(Flashback)

A 7 year old Luffy, 4 year old Naruto and Hinata, a 10 year old Ace and a 5 year old boy with very bushy eyebrows were playing in the snow.

"Now let's build that snowman!" said Luffy.

Suddenly an abdominal snowman jumped out of nowhere.

"Raggle fraggle!" yelled the abdominal snowman.

It picked up Luffy and ran off while Luffy screamed "Ahhhh! Somebody help me!"

The other 4 children didn't know how to react…

(End of flashback)

The Straw Hats sweatdroped at that story.

"Did… did that really happen?" asked Usopp.

"Yeah…" said Naruto while Hinata nodded.

"Well since you broke the ice Luffy I minds as well tell you guys what happened last Christmas…" said Sasuke.

(Flashback)

It was at a bar, and the music in the bar was traditional Irish folk songs. Sasuke began to take out a passed out Zoro out of the bar, Sasuke was in a green shirt while Zoro had a green Leprechaun hat on.

"You just had to have that drinking contest… didn't you?" said Sasuke.

(End of Flashback)

"Wait… that was last Saint Patrick's day…" said Zoro.

"Oh yeah… this was Christmas" said Sausage.

(Flashback)

It was bar outside it was snowing and the music in the bar was "Jingle Bell Rock". Sasuke began to take out a passed out Zoro out of the bar. Sasuke was wearing a Santa hat while Zoro wore deer antlers.

"You just had to have that drinking contest… didn't you?" said Sasuke.

(End of flashback)

"That was the same thing…" said Tia.

"Weird… because both happened…" said Sasuke.

"Oh yeah remember that story I told you last year…" said Usopp.

"Oh yes…" said Kaya.

"Not that story…" mumbled Kiba.

(Flashback)

Kaya waited for Usopp and Kiba to show up. She heard the pebble hit her window and she opened it… Usopp and Kiba were dressed warmly while Akamaru looked less than happy in the doggy sweater wit the little snowman on it.

"Usopp! Kiba! Oh Akamaru looks so cute!" said Kaya.

Akamaru gave a sigh, it really hated the sweater.

"Now I will tell you a tale of when Kiba and I saved Christmas from a menace… the Grinch!"

"The Grinch?" mumbled Kiba in surprise.

(Cut out of flashback)

"The Grinch?" asked Zoro.

"Yes the Grinch!" said Usopp.

(Back to Flashback)

"It was last Christmas…" said Usopp.

(Usopp's Story)

The Grinch had a sack of Christmas stuff on his back…

"Stop right there!" came a voice.

The Grinch turned around and saw Usopp and Kiba.

"He it's not nice to still Christmas!" said Usopp.

"I know it's not nice… but I'm not nice…" said the Grinch before he could finish his sentence Kiba said "You just rhymed "Nice" with "Nice"…"

"The writer's not good with rhyming… it's true… but it has to do with timing…" said the Grinch.

Both Kiba and Usopp stared at the green menace.

"Let's just fight…" said the Grinch.

Both Usopp and Kiba assumed kung fu stances… the three began to fight… the fighting wore on for a while until Usopp managed to take his smoke sling shot and shot a smoke star at him… the Grinch fell off the roof.

The bundling they were on was orphanage… and all the children came out cheering as the two heroes jumped off the roof.

"You saved Christmas captain Usopp!" said a little girl.

"I know I did!" said Usopp.

Just then Santa Claus showed up in his sleigh to congratulate Usopp and Kiba.

"Ho ho ho! Thank you Captain Usopp…" said Santa.

Kiba cleared his throat.

"And Kiba…" said Santa, "Both of you stopped the Grinch… and I'll give you your presents early"

Santa handed the boys two presents… both opened it.

"A new sling shot!" said Usopp.

"A puppy… I'll name you Akamaru!" said Kiba.

"Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!" said Santa as he flew away.

(End of Usopp's story)

"And that's how me and Kiba saved Christmas…" said Usopp.

Kiba rolled his eyes…

(End of flashback)

The was an awkward silence in the room… Sakura managed to break it.

"Speaking of the Grinch… I remember last Christmas…" said Sakura.

"I hate this story…" said Nami.

"Come on it's funny…" said Sakura.

(Flashback)

"So let me get this strait…we're going to steal from that ship…" said Sakura.

"Yeah…" said Nami.

"We're not going to steal money from them… but Christmas?" asked Sakura.

"Yeah…" said Nami.

"Okay, Nami's gone bye bye…" said Inner Sakura

"How much spiked Eggnog have you drank?" asked Sakura.

"No much…" said Nami with sweat drop.

Snuck on the ship… while steal the tree and presents Sakura was humming the Grinch song…

"Quit it…" said Nami.

"But it's so funny…" said Sakura.

Then she put her own lyrics to it "You're a genius Nami…" she sang.

"Please stop…" said Nami.

"Fine…" said Sakura.

Later after stealing everything… Nami and Sakura watch the ship as they sailed away, they heard shouts of "Someone stole our Christmas!"

"… and that's when Nami's heart grew three sizes…" said Sakura.

"Please stop…" said Nami.

"But this was the first year we stole Christmas…" said Sakura sticking her tongue out.

Nami sweatdroped as took a hit of Eggnog…

(End of flashback)

"That was weird…" said Brago.

"I know…" said Nami.

"Oh yeah I remember this one time were building a snow man…" said Naruto.

(Flashback)

A 7 year old Luffy, 4 year old Naruto and Hinata, a 10 year old Ace and a 5 year old boy with very bushy eyebrows were playing in the snow.

"Now let's build that snowman!" said Luffy.

Suddenly an abdominal snowman jumped out of nowhere.

"Raggle fraggle!" yelled the abdominal snowman.

It picked up Luffy and ran off while Luffy screamed "Ahhhh! Somebody help me!"

The other 4 children didn't know how to react…

(End of flashback)

"We already saw that Naruto… remember…" said Nami.

"Oh right…" said Naruto.

"Idiot…" said Kyubi.

"Oh yeah here's a funny story involving Sanji and mistletoe…" said Ino.

(Fla…

"That never leaves the Baratie!" yelled Sanji.

"Fine… I won't tell it…" said Ino.

"Well every year for Christmas and my Birthday Dr. K would always get me socks…" said Chopper, "Even though I never wear socks…"

"Socks is always the worst present…" said Luffy.

Everyone agreed with that statement.

"W-ell… there was time…" said Hinata.

(Flashback)

A 7 year old Luffy, 4 year old Naruto and Hinata, a 10 year old Ace and a 5 year old boy with very bushy eyebrows were playing in the snow.

"Now let's build that snowman!" said Luffy.

Soundly an abdominal snowman jumped out of nowhere.

"Raggle fraggle!" yelled the abdominal snowman.

It picked up Luffy and ran off while Luffy screamed "Ahhhh! Somebody help me!"

The other 4 children didn't know how to react…

(End of flashback)

"We already saw that twice before…" said Kanchome.

"O-oh yeah… oh… but there was this one time when father invited Captain Smoker and Tashigi for the holidays…" said Hinata.

(Flashback)

It was in Hinata's living room back in Rouge Town… both Hinata's cousin who is a Marine and Tashigi were extremely embarrassed… why… because their commanding officer was extremely drunk.

"Hey! Macarena!" sang a drunken Smoker who assed out on the coffee table.

"Hinata… Hanabi… this good reason why you don't drink…" said Hinata's father.

Hinata and her younger sister nodded in agreement.

"Tashigi… we never speak of this…" said Hinata's cousin.

"Agreed…" said Tashigi.

(End of Flashback)

Practically everyone in the Galley broke into laughter.

"Smoky passed out drunk on your coffee table…" said Luffy.

"So do you have any memoirs, Robin?" asked Ino.

Robin shook her head.

"I have a memory myself…" said Kyubi.

(Flashback)

Shanks was in an abdominal snowman costume except for the mask, Ben Beckman was with him, said first mate was shaking his head in disgust.

"This is going to be so fun…" said Shanks.

"Are you drunk?" asked the first mate.

"A little…" admitted Shanks.

Shanks put on the mask and jumped out… Beckman sighed as he heard.

"Now let's build that snowman!" said Luffy.

"Raggle fraggle!" yelled Shanks as the abdominal snowman.

"Ahhhh! Somebody help me!" scearemd Luffy.

(End of flashback)

"Kyubi I have three questions… 1. How did you know that happened… because I wasn't there… 2. How did you know that happened because I didn't eat the Biju Biju Fruit yet and 3. You are aware that I was the only one that heard you right…" said Naruto.

"The first two… I'M AN ALL POWERFUL DEMON! And the third one… so what… I say stuff to them all the time…" said Kyubi.

Naruto rolled his eyes as everyone finished their sorties.

Next Time: It's a no holds bar Christmas shopping battle of love! Sakura VS Ino! Kolulu VS Tia! Who will have that better gift? Meanwhile Sanji has to come up with a plan to use mistletoe toe while trying his best to avoiding a kissing a guy... what will happen? Find out next time...

A/N: Props to anyone who knows where I got the what I call "Raggle fraggle" joke from...