"MOOROITY WHA R U DOIIN HERE!" SheRLk screeched. (hewantwed the lil gurl)
"wht do u think u morn?"imkidnapped the gurl" morfarty (hehe) dias
"but ur deead"
"im not sherlock. anderso revive me." SHERLOCK GORT VERY FURIUSR OMG (why would anderson do that little bitch)
"I'M GONIN 2 KILL HIM!" SHERLOCK YELLD.
"good luckwith that." moronarty dais"
"thx" sherk ran off grabbin johns hand and ran awy. (john got turn on bc he likes sherklc but sherlok doenst like ppl so its hard 4 him)
-at andErson's hou-
"aNDERN GERT IM KILLING YOU!" SHERl still grabbin on john;s hand. (pls dont let go he thout) sherly was chasin anderson aroun the house ntil they got in the kitchn and sherly got a knif and sabbed anddersn 37 times in the cheSt.
"SEEEEERRRRRLOCK THAT KILLS PPL!" JOHN was mad.
"I didnt know." sherly cut up andersns hands and ate thenm.
"ARE YOU A CANNIBAL OMG THATS WHY U WONT EAT FOOD!"
"yes."
"I knew i shouldntve let u spen a weak w/ hannibal." John angry.