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Severus watched Harry with a mixture of interest and disgust, never had he seen someone eat that much this close. Harry swallowed his mouthful of pudding and looked up at his soul mate.

"How can you eat that much and remain thin?"

"I don't eat like this all the time," Harry shrugged and shoved more pudding in his mouth before continuing. "I mas mungrier than musual."

"Not used to that much…activity?"

Harry turned bright red and swallowed his mouthful with an audible gulp. He felt the sudden need to crawl into his bowl of pudding and never come out. It didn't help that Severus was sitting next to Dumbledore who heard him and winked at Harry.

"When are you going to tell your Godfather?" Dumbledore asked and Harrys' face went from bright red to nearly white. His life had literally gone from bad to hell in three weeks. Now he had to tell his Godfather and his Godfathers' husband that he was bonded to Severus Snape.

"Please, just kill me now," Severus groaned and let his fall into his hands. "I prefer to die taking as many people with me as humanly possible."

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"I don't think he'll take it too hard," Harry said from his position sitting on the back of Severus' thighs. The raven-haired had walked into their rooms and fallen face first onto the couch, that was twenty-minutes ago.

"That man hates every fiber of my being and you don't think he'll take it hard? If you believe that, then all the pudding you ate at lunch, replaced what little of a brain you had," Severus growled, his words loosing their bite due to his face being buried in a crimson cushion. "Now, if you would be so kind get the hell off my legs!" With that he flipped around dumping Harry unceremoniously onto the floor.

Harry pouted getting off the floor, then he straddled Severus' hips facing his soul mate. "That wasn't very nice, maybe if you weren't so snarky all the time he'd like you better."

"I wouldn't be so snarky as you eloquently put it, if he hadn't tortured me for seven years," Severus snapped though, even as he did he pulled Harry down for a kiss, and that was when Sirius appeared in the fireplace.

Seeing your Godson with cat ears and a tail is one thing, seeing him with cat ears, a tail, and locking lips with your archenemy is a totally different scenario and Sirius, being the quick thinker that he was, shouted out "WHAT THE FUCK!"

And Severus, being the polite person he was, replied "Can't you see I'm busy? Come back another time when I'm not snogging your Godson." And Harry just stayed there, frozen, eyes wide as his Godfather pulled out his wand.

Once again, the cat-boy was dumped onto the floor as Severus flew to his feet, wand drawn and pointing at Sirius. Within seconds a full-fledged duel had broken out between the two full-grown wizards. Harry knew that Severus was holding back, way back for his sake, only casting minor spells and using mostly shields.

"STOP!" Harry yelled and the two wizards froze. "You are both acting like children! Stop dueling and pay fucking attention to me!" Stalking up to his Godfather and soul mate, he took their wands out of their hands and put them in his pocket. "Now, are you finished?"

"Well, we can't continue this without our wands, and I cannot hold back if we get into a physical fight like I was in the duel," Severus retorted and straightened out of his dueling stance, but he was still braced incase Sirius decided to go for a physical attack.

"Good, Sirius, listen closely. I'm bonded to Severus, we're soul mates."

"S-Soul mates. HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN! YOU TRICKED HIM!" Sirius yelled and lunged at Severus only to be blocked swiftly and brought down to his knees as Severus grabbed and twisted his arm behind him.

"As you can see, I have improved greatly since the last time you tried this when I was seventeen," Severus growled and roughly jerked Sirius' arm.

"STOP IT! Severus let Sirius up! Sirius, he didn't trick me! Now I'm going to call Remus so he can calm you down," Harry snapped and Severus immediately released Sirius…after twisting his arm one more time.

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Thirty minutes and several chocolate bars later, Remus had managed to calm Sirius down to the point where he wasn't going to attack Severus.

"So you're soul mates?" Sirius asked with a sigh as he cuddled in an armchair with Remus.

"Ummm…we're bonded…" Harry said with a small blush.

"Completely?" Remus asked hesitantly, not sure he wanted to know the answer. Harrys' deep blush and Severus' smirked answered the question.

"You defiled my Godson!" Sirius yelled and only werewolf strength wrapped around his waist kept him from attacking Severus.

"It was either that or we would both be eunuchs for the rest of our lives, guess which one he chose. I did nothing without his full consent."

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I know, it's short, but I broke one of my rules for you, so you should be happy. Did I keep everyone in character?