"What in god's name was that!?" Zack asked.
"Jesus Christ! I heard that over the speaker, what was that!?" Cloud yelled.
"Oh goddess please protect me from the hell that has arisen from these deep dark depths!"
"Yo, god, if your up there, I just want to apologize for all the things I've done, especially recently, like when I 'accidently' scorched Genesis's favorite blanket with my lighter and cigarettes. I will try to turn away from my sins and redeem myself in you lord oh holy father, if you hear my plea, please protect me from the evil, that lurks in this tower." Reno prayed aloud.
"Hey what about me!?" Zack yelled.
"That was you!? I had to throw away Blanky Boo Bah thanks to you!"
"I said 'accidently', and Zack, your agnostic!"
"I know! That's why I can't pray myself, so I'm screwed!"
"Blanky Boo Bah?" Cloud snickered.
"I'll kill you too Strife..." Genesis said coldly. Cloud gulped in reply.
"Everyone, we have a serious problem, Sephiroth's missing!" Angeal yelled.
"What!? He was right behind us!" Genesis yelled.
"Told you, trap door!" Zack replied matter-of-factly "Most likely he leaned on a wall and it fell through closing back up!"
"Sephiroth! Sephiroth, can you hear me!? Where's your location!?" Angeal yelled through the earpiece. No reply.
"Oh, no! She's got Sephy what do we do!?" Zack screamed.
"We leave and never return, because if we do we'll likely all die!" Genesis screeched.
"HELL HATH BROKEN LOOSE AND TAKEN SOMEONE WE ALL CARE FOR! SEPHIROTH, YOU WILL BE MISSED!" Zack screamed and ran around in circles.
"You idiots!" Angeal screamed, "There are no such things as ghosts! We are Shinra employees! Not children! We are tough! Where are your honor and dreams?" Zack stopped running and quieted down.
"Screw honor! My dream is to get the hell out of here!" Genesis screamed.
A soft womanly voice seemed to come from everywhere "Oh, Sephy, so you've finally come to me at last... I knew you would! Our love is as strong as a diamond rope!"
"What the? Who the heck was that?" Angeal asked.
"I told you the ghost has him now! She's in love with him, so she stole him from us! We better get out of here or we'll be next!" Zack started running around again screaming.
"We'll be together forever, my love, your all mine! No one else can have you, if they tried," The voice went deeper to the sound of a very gruff man "I'd kill them!"
Everyone but Cloud and Angeal started screaming like little girls "Did you hear that!? I told you she's gonna kill us!" Genesis screamed running for the elevator, with Zack and Reno close behind.
Angeal didn't even have to stop them the power went out before they got to the elevator, making the trio of screamers to hit a new octave "Shut up! Jesus Christ! You three are killing my ears! If someone screams again I'll kill them!" Cloud screamed over the earpiece, making them stop in their tracks, and go silent like a dear caught in the headlights.
"Thank you, Strife, I didn't know you had it in you!"
"Thanks Angeal."
"Spikey..." Zack started crying "You-you yelled at-meeee!"
"I said shut it!" Zack shut his mouth and whimpered slightly. "Thank you, Zack."
Zack meekly responded "... Mhhmm..."
"Okay everyone, do you have your flashlights?" Angeal asked, everyone nodded in reply, afraid to speak because they've never, in all the time they've known him, heard Cloud so angry. "Okay good, now. Sephiroth was last seen here." He pointed to a spot on the ground "He didn't go past us, so he must've remained right in this area. Start looking."
The trio searched the area reluctantly, hoping not to incure the wrath of the spirit. "Geal.." Genesis squeaked.
"Yes, Genesis?"
"Over here, I found the-" He gulped "Trap door."
"Good job Genesis." Seeing his pleading look he said "I'll go first, IF, you three cover me."
"Okay," They said.
Angeal pushed the trap door open and saw, surprisingly, working lights, with new bulbs, lighting a narrow tunnel. "There must be a generator in here..." He looked down and picked something up, "Sephiroth's earpiece, we're on the right track men."
"I'll uhh-stay here to uhh- 'cover' you all."
Angeal looked back "That's a good idea Reno, make sure no one comes through here." Reno let out a hefty thankful sigh. "No leaving. You hear me? Or Tseng will have a little chat with you after I'm done with my lesson for you." Reno tensed.
"Sissy!" Zack hissed at Reno as Angeal turned around, Reno stuck out his tongue in reply.
"Knock it off both of you." Angeal said without turning. Angeal, Genesis, and Zack followed the light filled tunnel.
"Woah, it's like we're going back in time! Trippy!" Genesis just shook his head "You know what I mean, the further we go the older the tunnel looks!"
"Your right Zack, they must've been building this tunnel slowly from the direction we're going to Shinra HQ. This must be how she snuck in, we've got to find out what lies on the other side and tell President Shinra, or else our enemies will walk right in unnoticed." Angeal whispered.
The tunnel seemed to go on quite a ways "Are we there yet?" Zack whined.
"How would we know puppy?" Genesis snapped.
"How long have we been walking?" Angeal asked whoever could answer.
"From when you left Reno 25 minutes." Cloud replied.
"Sheesh! This tunnel goes on forever!" Zack complained.
Angeal stopped which forced Genesis to collide into his back, and Zack into his. "Get off me puppy!" Genesis said pushing Zack to the ground.
"Shhh!" Angeal whispered shutting them up. "There's a door, stay quiet and follow me." Angeal turned the knob and opened the door slightly.