How to annoy the crap out of the host club. Ch. 3
61. Don't share Pocky with anyone except Kaoru.
Everyone else hates me. XD
62. Poke anyone who decides to "Niadi"
Tamaki has 6 bruises.
63. Hack Kyouya's computer.
Kyouya- Why can't I go anywhere except this Kyouya Tamaki fanfiction?
64. Battle Tamaki at Rubix cube.
No comment.
Tamaki- HAHA!
65. Sing Sakura Kiss in English and in Japanese in 15 minutes intervals.
Hikaru- SHUT UP!
NEVER! NEVER!
66. Get Haruhi to sing... Whale songs.
Tamaki- I think it's the only thing she can sing.
Why do you think I chose it?
67. Make the boys where girl uniforms.
Surprisingly Tamaki and the twins look really pretty...
68. Sing Himawari no Hana.
Everyone seems to have joined in.
Haruhi- I haven't.
Thank you. You've spared us all.
69. Explain the term 69
Tamaki ran off screaming. Haruhi is in a closet. The twins are laughing. Kyouya isn't listening and Hunny and Mori are scarred for life.
70. End every sentence in nya.
Teehee nya.
Haruhi- Why Nya?
Kaoru- your insane Nya.
Aww I love you too nya.
71. Buy plastic plants and have Haruhi water them.
Haruhi- what's the point of this?
72. Buy a voodoo doll from Nekozawa.
Tamaki- AHHHH!
73. Kiss Kaoru. Again. For the third time.
:P
Kaoru- :P
74. Quote something from every host.
"Yes, I'm the nice twin, but this conversation bores me, go play in traffic please." Kaoru Hitachiin.
"THAT WAS THE WRONG REACTION HARUHI!" Tamaki Suou
"There... Is no room... For you to enter." Hikaru Hitachiin.
"That's sexual harassment senpai." Haruhi Fujioka.
"You should give up that boy girl doesn't matter naivety of yours." Kyouya Ohtori.
"Haruhi." Takashi Mori
"Does Usa-Chan want some cake too?" Mitskuni Hunny.
75. Make Haruhi read Ruby Fruit Jungle.
Haruhi- WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME READ THIS?
my mom made me. You get to suffer too.
76. Make Tamaki go Emo.
Tamaki- I HATE YOU!
Why do you have to be such a good Emo child?
77. Check on everyone to make sure they were ok during the earthquake.
My family lives in Japan. They said they were ok.
Kaoru- well that's good.
78. Mix up everyones names. And don't let them correct you. But make sure the twins are like Tamaki and Kyouya. xD
79. Dye Kyouyas hair white, and call him Mayonnaise.
80. Text Tamaki Forwarding texts and say if you don't Nekozawa will kill you.
81. Teach the twins how to play American football.
I should've known they'd tackle Tamaki.
82. Steal Kaoru's phone, and change the ringtone for me to Hummingbird by NevershoutNever.
Hehehehe. I'm happy.
Kaoru- Me too...
Hehehe. :D
83. Force Tamaki into reading 6 TamaKao fanfictions.
Tamaki- Why?
Because they are always so cute!
Kaoru- Hailey, I love you and all, but you are so weird.
Yes. Yes I am.
85. Have Brick (my dog) meet Antoinette.
They play together so nice!
Tamaki- yes they do!
86. Play the guitar, an get caught by Tamaki.
Tamaki- WHAT DON'T YOU PLAY?
Uhh. Tuba... And Saxaphone...Ukulele... Mandolin.. Banjo.. I prefer not to play flute or clarinet but I can... Ugh.
87. Don't let Tamaki find you teaching yourself how to play the ukelele.
Tamaki- I really hate you.
88. Make Kaoru read "Do you want me to remember?"
Kaoru- Aren't you against Hitachiincest?
Not really, I read it, and love it. But the actual pairing, you and me baby. :P
89. Make Haruhi read every TAMAHARU fanfiction.
Haruhi- Why are you making me read them?
To get you to understand your feelings!
90. Make Renge understand why everyone finds her annoying.
It's because you resemble me. And I'm awful. So yea.
Renge- I hate you.
The feeling is mutual.
91. Buy a parrot that only repeats Tamaki.
No comment.
92. Make Hikaru and Kaoru pretend to be Siamese twins.
All I can say. Very sexy when the shirt ripped. :P
93. Force Tamaki to become vegan. Then walk around eating bacon.
Tamaki- I HATE you.
94. Make Kyouya wear an umbrella hat.
Kyouya- I look like an idiot.
But you know that you can't trust a person in an umbrella hat.
95. Cosplay one host.
Let's just say, there were two Hikarus. The brotherly love act was VERY fun. :P
96. Make everyone go camping. And make 2 tents gender mixed.
Tent 1- Kyouya and Hikaru
Tent 2- Mori and Hunny
Tent 3- me and Kaoru :P
Tent 4- Tamaki and Haruhi :P
Haruhi- I hate you... So much.
Not after tonight you won't. XD
97. Inform Kasanoda that Haruhi has fallen in love with Tamaki.
Kasanoda- I'll just date your friend Cheyenne then.
Cheyenne would be very happy.
98. Make Tamaki give Haruhi white day present of ruby earrings.
Haruhi- THANK YOU TAMAKI! *hugs*
Tamaki- *mouths thank you to me*
Your welcome.
99. Beat Haruhi in trivia games.
100. Get the Host club to sing "Trouble" by NevershoutNever.
Everyone is pretty good.
Except Haruhi. XD
Haruhi- You are too kind. -.-;
I know.
MORE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!