Hey hey hey~! It's been a few years hasn't it? Well, I had run out of material when I was younger, and also my grammar was god awful! So now, since I have more material, and I'm in college now and out of my weeaboo phase and now 16, I've come up with 50 more ways to annoy the crap out of the host club! So let's get this party started, shall we?
201. Chew incredible amounts of gum and start popping it loudly
Kaoru: She had it coming. She had it coming. She only had herself to blame. If you'da been there. If you'd have seen it; I bet you would have the same!
Hikaru: Pop sex squish uh oh Cicero lipshitz
202. Annoy the shit out of everyone by blasting Gangam style on your trumpet.
Tamaki: Make it stop!
Hikaru: *Resisting the urge to dance. Can no longer resist*
Kaoru: MY EYES.
203: Force one of your best friend's boyfriend to watch Hikaru and Kaoru.
Eric: THIS IS AWKWARD I AM AN IDENTICAL TWIN
FEEL THE BURN ERIC, FEEL. THE. BURN.
204. Let me tell you about Homestuck.
Kaoru: WAIT- OKAY SO THE ALIEN TROLL THINGS-
DO THEY HAVE LIKE BELLY BUTTONS SINCE THEY ARE MADE FROM LIKE OTHER THINGS.
No. Not that I'm aware of. They do have grub scars though
Haruhi: Wait so what the hell is God Tier
205. Explain your hatred for Kyoya has lessened
Kyouya: I'm genuinely shocked
206. Put Tamaki's hair in little pig-tails
Tamaki: I don't get the point of this.
You look like a blonde fountain
207. Take everyone to Scandia... And accidentally break Kyouya's windshield.
Shit.
208. Start behaving like a hipster. Claim you know everything before it's cool.
Kaoru: did you know-
Yes. I knew about that before it was cool.
Kaoru: Oh really? What was I about to say?
ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT
209. Force Tamaki to wear the cone of shame
Tamaki: WHAT'S THE POINT OF THIS?!
210. Try to be cool
211. Fail at being cool.
Kyouya: *Snickers*
212. When people play the Pocky Game, run through them and bite the Pocky in between them.
Haruhi: WHOA PERSONAL SPACE HAILEY
Tamaki: WHAT THE HELL MAN
213. Scream over Benedict Cumberbatch's cheekbones
Kaoru: BREATHE
NEVER
214. Explain why your ships must be canon
Haruhi: WAIT. Okay, so DaveKat has to be canon because of the drawing di-
Tamaki: NO MY DAUGHTER WILL NOT USE THAT LANGUAGE-
215. Talk in a southern drawl
Yeehaw ride 'em cowboys
Hikaru: I don't even understand the point of this one
216. Make as much noise as possible while doing quiet tasks.
216 subsection 1. Filing papers
*Throws over the filing cabinet. Lets everything pour out. Tries to shove everything back in. Knocks over cabinet again*
Kyoya: Can someone please help Ms. Ineptitude over here?
217. Slip some acid into Honey's cakes.
218. Get scolded (more like traumatized) by Mori for placing acid in Honey's cakes
219. Enjoy laughing at Honey with the twins
220. Stare at Tamaki from across the room without blinking or breaking eye contact.
Tamaki: STOP OH MY GOD YOURE FREAKING ME OUT
221. Play the Penis Game with the Twins and Haruhi.
Hikaru: penis
Kaoru: Penis
Haruhi: PEnis
PENis
Hikaru: PENIs
Kaoru: PENIS
Haruhi: PENIS!
Tamaki: HARUHI NO DO NOT SAY THAT DREADED WORD
222. Spell everyone's names wrong so badly you can't make out who's who.
Haruhi: The only name that works where you can misspell it so badly and still tell is Benedict Cumberbatch
Tamaki: BENEBUFFBAD CUBBERBUBBY
Kaoru: Banapannade Coombepar
223. Eat the skin off fried chicken and leave the chicken for everyone else
Hikaru: WHO THE HELL ATE THE SKIN
Kaoru: Not Hannibal Lector
224. Stop referencing fandoms
225. Fails at not referencing fandoms
226. Cosplay "Free! Iwatobi swim club" aka Swimming Anime
Haruka: Me
Makoto: Kaoru
Rei: Kyoya
Rin: Tamaki
Nagisa: Honey
Gou: Haruhi
Ms. Ama: Mori
Cute grey hair colored guy who likes Rin but is too "not gay" to notice (Nitori I think? ) : Hikaru
227. Sob violently over Swimming Anime
Honey: NO DON'T CRY
228. Make references to eating people.
My, dont you look delicious. I would just eat you up.
*whispers* If I had my knife
Tamaki: WHAT
229. Start using Swiggity Swag
Swiggity swag what's in the bag?
Kaoru: no.
Swiggity Swoe why you say no?
Kaoru: Stop
Swiggity Swap I don't wanna stop.
Kaoru: HAILEY.
Swiggity Swaily my name is Hailey
Hikaru: JESUS-
Swiggity Sweezus I am not Jesus
230. Shave part of Tamaki's head when he's sleeping. Shave a part he can't see.
-snickering-
Tamaki: What?
OOOOH nothing
231. Create a human pyramid
232. Collapse the human pyramid
233. Swiggity Swiamonds listen to Marina and the Diamonds
Primadonna girl, yeah
All I ever wanted was the world
I can't help that I need it all
The primadonna life, the rise and fall
You say that I'm kinda difficult
But it's always someone else's fault
Got you wrapped around my finger, babe
You can count on me to misbehave
Tamaki: Primadonna girl,
Would you do anything for me?
Buy a big diamond ring for me?
Would you get down on your knees for me?
Pop that pretty question right now, baby
Beauty queen on a silver screen
Living life like I'm in a dream
I know I've got a big ego
I really don't know why it's such a big deal, though
Are you a primadonna girl, Tamaki?
Tamaki: NO
234. Sing Taylor Swift's "Trouble" every time someone walks through the door.
235. Stop singing "Trouble" by Taylor Swift because Tamaki is begging
236. Swiggity Swollen take them bowlin'
237. Pay for the hospital bill for Hikaru's now broken foot.
Kaoru: I DIDN'T MEAN TO DROP THE BALL ON YOUR FOOT
Hikaru: You owe me-
238. Start mimicking a French accent.
239. Have Kyouya pay for the multiple ice packs, and Tamaki and Renge's anger management class
240. Wear those stupid high heels that you have to lean your calves on.
Kaoru: making my way downtown-
241. Play the classic human ballad
Kaoru: TURN OFF BRITTANY SPEARS THIS SONG IS ANNOYING
242. Hula hoop everywhere you go.
I apologize for smacking Kyouya's ass okay it's the hula hoops fault.
Kyouya: You didn't have to do it so close
Do you actually think I pay attention to where you are?
243. Do he got the booty.
Kaoru: *Bends over*
He doooooooooooo
244. Answer "bitch I might be" to everything.
Tamaki: Did you eat those 20 orders of sushi by yourself?!
Bitch I might be
Tamaki: what
Bitch, I might be
245. Force everyone to watch "Bee movie"
Hikaru: SHE LEFT THE DUDE FOR A BEE
Haruhi: At least he's got a stinger *Double pistols and wink*
Tamaki: YOU'VE BEEN SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME WITH THE TWINS
Ah... No that's my fault.
246. Cover everything in plastic
Kaoru: AHH MAKE IT QUIET PLEASE THE CRINKLING
247. Set up trip wires.
You've caught a pair of twins heading towards the women's bathroom.
You've caught a Kyouya heading towards a safe
248. Have Honey drink a crazy amount of caffeine and play DDR for 3 hours straight
Hikaru: IF I HEAR "I SAW THE SIGN" ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO-.
249. Watch Pitch Perfect right after.
Hikaru: NO FUCK THIS I'm OUT
250. Dip Tamaki's clothes in itching powder.
Tamaki: AGHHHH OH AGHH WHY AM I SO ITCHY? HIKARU DID YOU DO THIS?!
Hikaru: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I WAS ANYWHERE NEAR YOU?