No school…again…YES!!! Parents have to work…YES!!! Cold as hell, well not actually but figuratively, I don't even believe hell exists, but you all get the idea…DAMN!!!
Anyway in other news, Yaoi-Fied drew me the most awesome picture EVER!!! They were inspired by this fic! So this chapter is dedicated to you loveling…damn, I need my own radio-station. If I get one will you all listen to it?
Kevin: I'M HERE!!! THE WONDERFUL, PREFECT, GORGEOUS KEVIN IS HERE!!!
Alexander: Did you have to announce it?
Kevin: Yes, now that is done, what are we going to do?
Alexander: Well I have three large Monsters in me and a large cup of coffee; I think it's time for me to start singing the Numa Numa song by Ozone.
Kevin: I'll go get the webcam and a list of e-mails.
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Severus woke to a loud moan. He opened his eyes and was greeted by a sleeping, squirming, horny Harry. Quirking a brow he propped himself up on his elbow to see if his Soul Mate was all right.
"Sev…Severus!" Harry moaned and his head fell back against Severus' shoulder. Another moan slid from his mouth and his hips thrust up, revealing his arousal from under the sheet.
Holding in a moan, Severus watched as Harry's hand shot down to his (Harry's) erection and stroked it fiercely. He didn't notice when his Soul Mate's eyes snap open he was too busy watching the teen's hand move rabidly up and down the hard shaft. This time he couldn't quite strangle the moan when Harry's other hand slid between his legs and fondled his own sac, squeezing slightly.
He bit his lip when Harry came; spraying cum over his young, taunt stomach. His erection tented the sheet over his hips.
Harry looked up at Severus, a smirk twitching at his lips. When obsidian locked with emerald, he slid his hand under the sheet and began to jerk Severus off. He felt a spur of delight when Severus didn't hold back, the man was already turned on by the show and let himself go over the edge.
Severus let his control go and came in Harry's hand after a few minutes. He cast a wandless spell cleaning up their collective mess.
X x x x(Kevin: Yeah, what a way to start a chapter…wait did you make him pregnant!!!…Freak).
Class went along normally for Harry, no one was whispering behind his back, it was as if nothing had happened…until lunch. He was eating with Draco and Neville because Severus had work to do and wouldn't let him miss a meal. After finding out Draco was Severus' godson, he had befriended the blond and was now having a friend argument about who was going to win the match coming up…that is if Harry could even participate, it might be to dangerous for his "extra package".
"I'm going to beat you, hands down, Slytherin is going to kick Gryffendors ass," Draco smirked and ate a piece of his lunch.
"Gryffendor always beats you no matter what, though you might actually have a chance this year. I might not be able to play at all this year," Harry said and gestured to his still flat stomach.
Draco nodded in understanding. "Never took you for a mother Potter, but I can't say that there is a better Father out there than Severus. Over-protective maybe…okay defiantly, but he's going to be one hell of a dad. Congratulations by the way."
A young redhead smirked when she over heard this. Quickly she finished her meal and left the Great hall.
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"Pregnant?" Voldemort smirked. "Very well done," he hissed. "You know what to do. I trust you not to fail this task."
"Thank you milord, I live to serve you," she said and bowed her head towards her master. "I will not fail Master, I promise you that."
"For your sake, you better not."
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Harry was on his way to Potions, his favorite and last class when he was stopped. "What do you want Weasley," he spat at Ginny, his ears flattening against his head like a cat about to get into a fight, his tail bottle-brushed.
"I'm sorry that I was mean to you," she said honestly and bowed her head in shame. "It's just that…that I really like you…as more than a friend."
"Is that it?" He asked, not sure if he believed her or not. His ears straightened a bit and his tail slowly was going back to normal. "I'm going to be late for class."
"Y-yeah, it is. I'm just really really sorry, c-could you tell Snape, that I'm sorry?" She asked with teary eyes. She gave a weak smile when Harry nodded and got out of his way. "Oh, and I won't tell anyone."
"Tell anyone what?" Harry asked turning around to face her, his ears quirked in confusion.
"That, you know," she said and gestured at his stomach where a very special package was. "You're eating for two and stuff. When you get bigger do you think that I could…that I could touch it when it starts to move?"
Harry bit his lip and his tail twitched nervously. "We'll see, but I really have to go to class right now, we'll talk more later," he said and quickly made his way down through the dungeons to Potions where he could contemplate what had just happened. He took his new seat next to Draco and waited for his Soul Mate to come bursting in in true Severus style.
The wait was not long, Severus burst into the room in a flurry of black robes, striking fear into the hearts of almost everyone but the platinum blond and the raven haired teen's sitting at the front of the class. "Page 325. Longbottom and Weasley, Draco and Harry," he listed off the remaining groups and then sat back at his desk as his students began to prepare.
He smirked as he watched Draco and Harry work flawlessly together, performing each step without fault. They had both been personally taught by him and they were the best students in the school. His smirked widened when he saw Granger trying to add an extra ingredient to the boy's potion and they both cast a wandless shielding spell at the unwanted ingredient as they kept working.
"Time's up," he sneered and stood, making himself look as imposing as possible before he began to scrutinize each potion. He could help but smirk when he reached Harry's and Draco's potions. Taking his time he carefully looked over the perfect potion. "Correct color, odor, and consistancy, a perfect potion," he moved to the next potion and criticized it along with everyone's after it. "Granger, Longbottom, why are you two even in this class? Not once have you created a perfect potion, this one was very simple and you ruined it within five minutes."
When he finished he walked to the front of the class, his sneer in place. "Everyone, excluding Mr. Malfoy and Mr. Potter, is to write a ten foot essay on the correct way to brew this potion. It's due tomorrow," he finished and the class groaned, Hermione was fuming with anger.
"Why don't they have to do it sir?" She snapped and pointed at a smirking Harry and Draco. "It's because you're fucking Harry, isn't it? Favoring him?"
Severus's eyes filled with a dark anger Harry had only seen a few times. "Miss Granger, I did not exempt Harry and Draco from the essay because I am fucking Mr. Potter as you so eloquently put it, they are exempt because they brewed the only perfect potion in the entire class. One hundred points from Gryffendor for doubting my character and detention with Filch every night for two weeks." He finished just as the bell rang he excused the class and returned to his desk.
Once everyone had fled the room, Harry walked over and perched himself on Severus's lap, grinning widely. "I don't belong to a house anymore do I?" He asked, still grinning.
"I suppose not, while you are still a student, you are my Soul Mate and I am your legal guardian until further notice. Why do you ask?" Severus inquired and adjusted the teen on his lap to he could more easily stroke the soft cat ears and tail the boy sported, making Harry purr contently.
"Just wondering if I was going to play Quidditch this year," Harry said as he eyes closed when Severus found a particularly sensitive spot behind one of his cat ears. "I like Quidditch and all, but if I fall or get hit by a bludger in the wrong spot…" he trailed off; the thought of his unborn child dying was too horrible to think about.
Severus leaned forward and nipped at his Soul Mate's neck earning a moan from the teen. "I forbid you to play Quidditch no matter what the circumstances are," he said and refocused his attention on Harry's slender neck.
When Severus became bolder in his exploration Harry pulled away. "Not to night," he said and Severus withheld a groan of disappointment. "It's just…don't know."
"It's okay," Severus sighed and started to just stroke Harry's tail and back comfortingly. Even though he wanted sex, he wasn't going to take it, if Harry was unwilling, then they weren't going to have it. "What's wrong?"
"Ginny talked to me today, she said she was sorry about what she said. The reason she said it was because she likes me as more than just a friend. She also said that she wanted to tell you that she was sorry," Harry said, resting his head on Severus's shoulder as he spoke. "I don't think she was lying either. She asked that when it gets bigger and starts moving if she could touch it."
Severus sighed, "I don't know, I don't trust her."
That comment made Harry laugh. "You don't trust anyone."
"I trust you," Severus said softly looking deep into Harry's sparkling emerald eyes.
"I trust you too," Harry smiled happily and kissed his Soul Mate sweetly on the lips. "And I trust you will carry me to our rooms?"
Rolling his eyes, Severus lifted Harry up bridal style and carried him out of the classroom and down the deserted corridor. They ignored the smart-ass remark The Count through out when they entered their rooms.
"Now I trust that you have chocolate ice-cream?" Harry beamed making Severus once again roll his eyes. "I'm a growing pregnant teenage boy, I need my daily chocolate intake," he defended when Severus dropped him on to the couch.
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Harry was eating a large bowl of chocolate ice-cream as he sat in Severus's lap when Neville burst into the room completely out of breath and pale.
"Harry, you have to read this!" He gasped and thrust a piece of paper at Harry who took it immediately. "I came as fast as I could when I found it."
Harry, Soul Mates with Severus Snape? Tsk-tsk and pregnant? That will make you all the more fun to kill. But before that, you can say good bye to your Soul Mate, I'm going to kill you right in front of him, you and your child.
VoldemortThere was one thing in the world that you never do and that is threaten a pregnant persons child or it's Father, Voldemort did both to the wrong person.
His claws lengthened to a deadly three inches and his pupils turned to slits as he tail bristled and his ears flattened. His longer than normal but still short canines lengthened until they were an inch long, making him almost unable to close his mouth all the way. A loud hiss ripped from his throat before he pointed his wand at his scar and disappeared.
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He appeared in a dungeon, full of Death Eaters.
"He's mine," Voldemort hissed when his minions looked like they were going to attack the raging teen. "Harry, nice of you to drop in. Come for me to kill your child so soon?"
Harry let out a blood-curdling hiss and drew his wand. He flexed his free hand as he stared at the Dark Lord with animalistic eyes. "Never ever mess with a pregnant person Tommy, it's really not good for your health," he growled and ran at Voldemort as fast as his legs would carry him. The cat part of him increased his speed to inhuman.
He threw up shields as Voldemort threw curses at him. When he was three feet from the Dark Lord he leapt at the cloaked man, slipping his wand into his pocket before sinking his claws into the pale flesh. "YOU WILL NEVER LAY A HAND ON MY CHILD!" He screamed as he ripped chunks of flesh from the writhing man. Blood sprayed everywhere as he ripped and tore at anything he could get his hands on.
Severus appeared moments later and began to take out the distracted Death Eaters as fast as could, his magic raging. He cast curses with and without his wands as rabidly as possible until every last Death Eater was either unconscious or dead. Finally he looked over to see Harry ripping away at the body of the once mighty Dark Lord. "Never mess with a pregnant person," he said shaking his head in offbeat amusement.
Harry finally stood; his robes were soaked in blood and had flesh clinging to them. His breathing was heavy as he took out his wand and burned the mutilated corpse. He turned around and was slightly surprised to see Severus leaning casually against a wall, surrounded by dead and unconscious Death Eaters. "Umm…hi?"
That one little word made Severus break into a grin and open his arms. When his Soul mater was firmly in his protective hold he spoke. "Remind me never to get on your bad side when you're pregnant," he chuckled and cast a wandless spell to clean Harry and himself of any unwanted body fluids AKA Voldy-blood and bits.
"Think we should go back and tell Dumbledor?" Harry asked sleepily, ripping a man to pieces takes a lot out of you. He yawned and didn't hear Severus's reply, he had already fallen asleep.
Severus just smiled at the sleeping cat-boy who began to purr. He scooped up his kitten bridal style and apperated back to Hogwarts; this was going to be a fun tail to tell the public.
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LONG CHAPTER! YAY! BUT NOT THE END YET! Here's the reason behind why I had Harry kills Voldy like that, pregnant people are just fucking scary as hell! That should explain all!!!
Kevin: You're over excited again.
Alexander: I AM NOT! MUHAHAHA!!! BUNNY RABBITS HAVE RABIES AND EAT SMALL MELLONS!!! MUHAHAHA!!!
Kevin: Inches away from Alex Sorry folks, he is currently sugar high and completely insane…never give him sugar cubes, Monster, and cold medicine, he goes psycho.
Alexander: Turns on Stereo and starts dancing to techno-remixes I LOVE TECHNO ALMOST AS MUCH AS METAL!!! Keeps dancing.
Kevin: He's going to do that for about…another ten to twelve hours before he passes out from exhaustion.
Alexander: Turns knob on Stereo as loud as it will go and dances in front of speaker YEAH!!!
Kevin: Okay…I think he's going to blow out an eardrum or something like that.
Alexander: Numa Numa Yay! Numa Numa Yay! Numa Numa Yay! Pauses for affect before doing sweet little dance number and continuing.
Kevin: Please, whatever you do, do not encourage him! Please for the love of all that is perfect and sane DO NOT ENCOURAGE HIM!!! It only makes him worse!!! OH FUCKING HELL NO!!!
Alexander: Starts to sing at top of lungs and pulls Kevin into dance.